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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Elite Pete on 10 January 2011, 21:29:36
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The wife is watching One born every minute on the TV in the bedroom and there's loads of screaming going on. Do the women on TV have to make that much noise, for gods sake they're only giving birth ::)
runs and hides lol
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Yeah I know, if they thnk that's painful, they want to try standing on a plug in the middle of the night ;D
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Yeah I know, if they thnk that's painful, they want to try standing on a plug in the middle of the night ;D
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Yeah I know, if they thnk that's painful, they want to try standing on a plug in the middle of the night ;D
Now that is real pain ;D
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Plucking nasal hair but pulling 2 or 3 instead of 1 :o
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Some say that biliary colic (gall-bladder pain) in men is a much worse experience.
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Getting your wotsit caught in your zip. THATS real pain! ;D ;D ;D
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Plucking eye-brows but pulling 2 or 3 instead of 1 :o
Suit you Sir! ;)
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Epididymitis in men is another affliction said to be much worse.
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kneeling on a screw.....now that really hurts :y
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Getting your wotsit caught in your zip. THATS real pain! ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D :y
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Screwing on your knees.....now that really hurts :y
Well mine do! ::) ;D ;D ;)
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Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor
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Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor
Doing it sober! Hurts a lot more! ;D
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Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor
Doing it sober! Hurts a lot more! ;D
Oh yeah good point! :-/
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Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor
Doing it sober! Hurts a lot more! ;D
;D :y
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Or stubbing your toe whilst not trying to wake the missus up when you promised to be back by 11pm and its now 4am and 2 little dogs now sleep where you used too.....so you stub the same toe whilst sneaking out of the bed room to kip in the spare room only to find the love of your life has taken the duvet off that bed and hid it so you only have your coat to stop you shivering and when you do nod off.....somebody lets the 2 little doggies in to yap in your earhole cause they can see out of the back bed room window and see next doors bloody moggy!!!! i am not ever going to drink again......
Well .... maybe..... if i`m forced too..... ;) ;)
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Stubbing a toe with a pin in it :o :o
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Or stubbing your toe whilst not trying to wake the missus up when you promised to be back by 11pm and its now 4am and 2 little dogs now sleep where you used too.....so you stub the same toe whilst sneaking out of the bed room to kip in the spare room only to find the love of your life has taken the duvet off that bed and hid it so you only have your coat to stop you shivering and when you do nod off.....somebody lets the 2 little doggies in to yap in your earhole cause they can see out of the back bed room window and see next doors bloody moggy!!!! i am not ever going to drink again......
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You sound like you're talking from personal experience. :-? :-? :-?
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Or here's the biggy!
Sitting on the toilet too long reading your favourite paper/magazine etc, getting pins and needles, then standing up. As the blood rushes back to your legs, if you dare use, move, bear any weight or knock them, the pain/sensation is horrendous!
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eating peanuts and one gets a nerve in yer tooth and theres nothing you can do to stop yourself looking like phil cool
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I think the one thing all you gentlemen have forgot is how much a kick to the nuts hurts. Or jumping in the car quick and trapping the twins between your legs. Now thats real pain.
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I think the one thing all you gentlemen have forgot is how much a kick to the nuts hurts. Or jumping in the car quick and trapping the twins between your legs. Now thats real pain.
its a shocking design flaw isnt it lets put two mega sensative body parts on the outside of the body that can give immense pain and in such a vulnerable place
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I think they're on the outside as it's a little cooler which they prefer. That and if they were on the inside, women wouldn't be able to play with them! :D
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Some say that biliary colic (gall-bladder pain) in men is a much worse experience.
I can confirm that :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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By far the worst is getting on your bike in a bit of a hurry and sitting on a gonad!
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I think its very painful when your sick through your nose ::)
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nothing is worse pain than ring sting. when youve had a very hot spicy large pizza and get the trots, break me its eye watering to the extreme. :'(
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Paper cut!
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Compound fracture.
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Being electrocuted by the spark plug lead off a two stroke engine, whilst trying to pul said lead off! Doh!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good thread
My renal colic was quite eye-watering :(
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slamming your fingers in the car door is a lot worse! >:(
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Doing a sliding tackle on bloody astroturf and skinning half your leg :(
Then cleaning it off afterwards
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A kick in the nuts is far more painful, and can be proved...
Kick a man in the nuts, in 2-3 years, he still wont want to be kicked in the nuts again.
Woman gives birth, 2-3 years later, she does it again, and again, therfore it can't hurt anywhere near as much :y
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I watched my son being born with forceps 25 years ago. When they went in i did'nt know a woman could make a noise like that even after hours of screaming, not to mention the stitches & clarat afterwards...still eat the tea & toast the nurses bought in!
What get's me is some womens morbid fascination with tv progs about women suffering during childbirth, childrens ward with kids suffering with terrible illnesess/accidents....
WHY would anyone call this entertainment?
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Brain freeze from eating ice-cream too quickly as a child
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Brain freeze from eating ice-cream too quickly as a child
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5vCcP4cVXM[/media]
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Brain freeze from eating ice-cream too quickly as a child
How true!!!!
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Those of us who are still "intact or complete" must remember the sheer unadulterated agony of getting caught in the zip?
Even worse is freezing in terror unable to move knowing that getting out again is going to be even worse. :( :o :'(