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Title: One born every minute
Post by: Elite Pete on 10 January 2011, 21:29:36
The wife is watching One born every minute on the TV in the bedroom and there's loads of screaming going on. Do the women on TV have to make that much noise, for gods sake they're only giving birth ::)

runs and hides lol
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: geoffr70 on 10 January 2011, 21:30:57
Yeah I know, if they thnk that's painful, they want to try standing on a plug in the middle of the night ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Del Boy on 10 January 2011, 21:33:26
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Yeah I know, if they thnk that's painful, they want to try standing on a plug in the middle of the night ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Elite Pete on 10 January 2011, 21:34:11
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Yeah I know, if they thnk that's painful, they want to try standing on a plug in the middle of the night ;D
Now that is real pain  ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Elite Pete on 10 January 2011, 21:35:12
Plucking nasal hair but pulling 2 or 3 instead of 1  :o
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 January 2011, 21:36:05
Some say that biliary colic (gall-bladder pain) in men is a much worse experience.
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Broomies Mate on 10 January 2011, 21:36:26
Getting your wotsit caught in your zip.  THATS real pain!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Broomies Mate on 10 January 2011, 21:37:49
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Plucking eye-brows but pulling 2 or 3 instead of 1  :o

Suit you Sir!  ;)
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 January 2011, 21:39:49
Epididymitis in men is another affliction said to be much worse.
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: the alarming man on 10 January 2011, 21:40:21
kneeling on a screw.....now that really hurts :y
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 10 January 2011, 21:42:10
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Getting your wotsit caught in your zip.  THATS real pain!  ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: PhilRich on 10 January 2011, 22:00:20
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Screwing on your knees.....now that really hurts :y





Well mine do! ::) ;D ;D ;) 
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: geoffr70 on 10 January 2011, 22:09:47
Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Broomies Mate on 10 January 2011, 22:12:32
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Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor

Doing it sober!  Hurts a lot more!  ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: geoffr70 on 10 January 2011, 22:13:40
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Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor

Doing it sober!  Hurts a lot more!  ;D

Oh yeah good point! :-/
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Tony H on 10 January 2011, 22:26:46
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Nothing's as bad as hitting your head on the corner of your bed side table whilst in a drunken stupor

Doing it sober!  Hurts a lot more!  ;D
;D :y
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 10 January 2011, 22:40:42
Or stubbing your toe whilst not trying to wake the missus up when you promised to be back by 11pm and its now 4am and 2 little dogs now sleep where you used too.....so you stub the same toe whilst sneaking out of the bed room to kip in the spare room only to find the love of your life has taken the duvet off that bed and hid it so you only have your coat to stop you shivering and when you do nod off.....somebody lets the 2 little doggies in to yap in your earhole cause they can see out of the back bed room window and see next doors bloody moggy!!!! i am not ever going to drink again......










Well .... maybe..... if i`m forced too..... ;) ;)
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Martin_1962 on 10 January 2011, 23:15:08
Stubbing a toe with a pin in it :o :o
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Andy B on 10 January 2011, 23:20:17
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Or stubbing your toe whilst not trying to wake the missus up when you promised to be back by 11pm and its now 4am and 2 little dogs now sleep where you used too.....so you stub the same toe whilst sneaking out of the bed room to kip in the spare room only to find the love of your life has taken the duvet off that bed and hid it so you only have your coat to stop you shivering and when you do nod off.....somebody lets the 2 little doggies in to yap in your earhole cause they can see out of the back bed room window and see next doors bloody moggy!!!! i am not ever going to drink again......

 ................

You sound like you're talking from personal experience.  :-? :-? :-?
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: geoffr70 on 10 January 2011, 23:25:26
Or here's the biggy!

Sitting on the toilet too long reading your favourite paper/magazine etc, getting pins and needles, then standing up. As the blood rushes back to your legs, if you dare use, move, bear any weight or knock them, the pain/sensation is horrendous!
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: hercules on 11 January 2011, 06:52:36
eating peanuts and one gets a nerve in yer tooth and theres nothing you can do to stop yourself looking like phil cool
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: rikki_essex on 11 January 2011, 07:45:16
I think the one thing all you gentlemen have forgot is how much a kick to the nuts hurts. Or jumping in the car quick and trapping the twins between your legs. Now thats real pain.
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: hercules on 11 January 2011, 07:57:44
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I think the one thing all you gentlemen have forgot is how much a kick to the nuts hurts. Or jumping in the car quick and trapping the twins between your legs. Now thats real pain.
its a shocking design flaw isnt it lets put two mega sensative body parts on the outside of the body that can give immense pain and in such a vulnerable place
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: geoffr70 on 11 January 2011, 10:54:07
I think they're on the outside as it's a little cooler which they prefer. That and if they were on the inside, women wouldn't be able to play with them! :D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Seth on 11 January 2011, 11:16:47
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Some say that biliary colic (gall-bladder pain) in men is a much worse experience.

I can confirm that  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 11 January 2011, 16:27:44
By far the worst is getting on your bike in a bit of a hurry and sitting on a gonad!
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Elite Pete on 11 January 2011, 16:39:50
I think its very painful when your sick through your nose ::)
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Richie London on 11 January 2011, 17:23:42
nothing is worse pain than ring sting. when youve had a very hot spicy large pizza and get the trots, break me its eye watering to the extreme.  :'(
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: geoffr70 on 11 January 2011, 17:42:46
Paper cut!
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: albitz on 11 January 2011, 17:45:30
Compound fracture.
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: geoffr70 on 11 January 2011, 17:50:02
Being electrocuted by the spark plug lead off a two stroke engine, whilst trying to pul said lead off! Doh!
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Mysteryman on 11 January 2011, 18:14:00
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good thread

My renal colic was quite eye-watering :(
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Webby the Bear on 11 January 2011, 18:21:05
slamming your fingers in the car door is a lot worse!   >:(
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: jonnycool on 11 January 2011, 19:01:23
Doing a sliding tackle on bloody astroturf and skinning half your leg  :(

Then cleaning it off afterwards
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Jimbob on 11 January 2011, 19:37:04
A kick in the nuts is far more painful, and can be proved...

Kick a man in the nuts, in 2-3 years, he still wont want to be kicked in the nuts again.

Woman gives birth, 2-3 years later, she does it again, and again, therfore it can't hurt anywhere near as much :y

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Amigo on 12 January 2011, 00:35:26
I watched my son being born with forceps 25 years ago. When they went in i did'nt know a woman could make a noise like that even after hours of screaming, not to mention the stitches & clarat afterwards...still eat the tea & toast the nurses bought in!
    What get's me is some womens morbid fascination with tv progs about women suffering during childbirth, childrens ward with kids suffering with terrible illnesess/accidents....

    WHY would anyone call this entertainment?
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 12 January 2011, 09:35:12
Brain freeze from eating ice-cream too quickly as a child
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: tidla on 12 January 2011, 19:17:42
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Brain freeze from eating ice-cream too quickly as a child

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5vCcP4cVXM[/media]
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: geoffr70 on 12 January 2011, 19:30:48
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Brain freeze from eating ice-cream too quickly as a child

How true!!!!
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Amigo on 12 January 2011, 20:05:01
Those of us who are still "intact or complete" must remember the sheer unadulterated agony of getting caught in the zip?
   Even worse is freezing in terror unable to move knowing that getting out again is going to be even worse. :( :o :'(