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Title: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Jimbob on 14 January 2011, 20:07:03
Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: PhilRich on 14 January 2011, 20:11:04
Bloody 'ell Jimbob, what's brought this state of mind on? :D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Varche on 14 January 2011, 20:13:43
Err? The mind boggles. ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Richie London on 14 January 2011, 20:13:51
i think i'll get notifications for this one  ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Debs. on 14 January 2011, 20:17:36
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D

 ::) You`ve stopped taking the tablets again haven`t you, Jimbob? ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: redelitev6 on 14 January 2011, 20:18:17
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: shane1000 on 14 January 2011, 20:18:36
are you going to let us know ??
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: hercules on 14 January 2011, 20:18:52
so thats what yer into jimbob ;)
an ole black man in the pub was once telling me in strong jamaican accent...when mi w@*k mi spit in mi hand and it feel a whole lot better aye ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: waspy on 14 January 2011, 20:19:46
If either of my arms go to sleep whilst i'm asleep in bed it's no use at all, i can't even move it let alone stroke one off with it ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Debs. on 14 January 2011, 20:20:52
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

Men know the right way..... ::)

....hence the phrase: "He`s a right tosser" ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Jimbob on 14 January 2011, 20:26:01
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Bloody 'ell Jimbob, what's brought this state of mind on? :D


The Mrs has a sore left arm today, after I was out on the ale last night, so trying to work out what she has been up to in my absence  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Jimbob on 14 January 2011, 20:26:59
And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 January 2011, 20:27:58
Been a while since we've had one of these threads going ;D ;D :y :y

I'll go get the popcorn and settle in for the evening :y
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: hercules on 14 January 2011, 20:28:15
spank the monkey,bash the bishop,see pam and her 5 mates,slap the salami,tug,pull one off,empty both barrels,if you wear a condom your having a pretend or a posh one,chokeing the chicken,knock one off the wrist,pull,cheap date :D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: aaronjb on 14 January 2011, 20:28:25
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If either of my arms go to sleep whilst i'm asleep in bed it's no use at all, i can't even move it let alone stroke one off with it ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Debs. on 14 January 2011, 20:28:46
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Bloody 'ell Jimbob, what's brought this state of mind on? :D


The Mrs has a sore left arm today, after I was out on the ale last night, so trying to work out what she has been up to in my absence  ;D ;D ;D

 ;) Doubtless, some of her infamous (and dangerous) gymnastics? :y
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: hercules on 14 January 2011, 20:31:04
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And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths  ;D ;D ;D ;D
i think its like gills there jimbob,in one orifice and out the other :)
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: waspy on 14 January 2011, 20:32:39
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

You've only known the wrong women or not taught them properly ::) :y
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Gaffers on 14 January 2011, 20:53:05
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

You've only known the wrong women or not taught them properly ::) :y

agreed, although having tried several nationalities in my youth I find that American are best  :y
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: waspy on 14 January 2011, 21:02:56
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

You've only known the wrong women or not taught them properly ::) :y

agreed, although having tried several nationalities in my youth I find that American are best  :y

Again i have to abstain :-X ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Shackeng on 14 January 2011, 21:03:45
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D

How would that work then? :y
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 14 January 2011, 21:08:18
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And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would like to make a scientific explanation, but not in the mood for hat and coat ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: waspy on 14 January 2011, 21:12:09
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And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would like to make a scientific explanation, but not in the mood for hat and coat ;D

No, come on Cem tell us the scientific explanation ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 14 January 2011, 21:17:51
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And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I did enquire of a former girlfriend - she simply replied, “I could tell you darling but my lips are sealed".
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 14 January 2011, 21:18:00
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And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would like to make a scientific explanation, but not in the mood for hat and coat ;D

No, come on Cem tell us the scientific explanation ;D

 ;D ;D :-X :-X
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 January 2011, 21:23:34
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And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I did enquire of a former girlfriend - she simply replied, “I could tell you darling but my lips are sealed".
:o :o ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: SJKOO01 on 14 January 2011, 22:04:54
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D



Few things you should worry about Jim...
You didn't say on either arm, you said left, so does that mean you're letting us know you're a lefty !!  ::) .

In general
Arm going numb, pins & needles, not counting the fact that the person could be having a heart attack and pins & needles feeling is one of the signs  :o  :D

If you do find you're having a heart attack, okay so it's last orders (last chance), so maybe last chance to get self pleasure....

.... mind you, may take some explaining when you materialise in front of the pearly gates and St Peter get's an eye full, well not literally I mean, come on, not a great start to your new after-life is it, more of as turning around and seeing you at it.

Me has a feeling that big lever would be pulled and down you go, passing middle earth straight to the other end.

Mind you.... you'd have some explaining to do there to... especially when you've got your trouser around your ankles and saying "well you see St Peter got an eyeful"....

(Devil) Well my son... You're definitely in the right place... sign here

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D .
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: tidla on 14 January 2011, 22:26:23
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D

How would that work then? :y

i got wood y

(http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b460/tapper888/WDCC-WOODY-I.jpg)
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Shackeng on 14 January 2011, 22:48:29
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And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I did enquire of a former girlfriend - she simply replied, “I could tell you darling but my lips are sealed".


Excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Elite Pete on 14 January 2011, 23:52:33
Jimbob's got Skruntieitis ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 January 2011, 02:02:33
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

You dont tell them that though, and they keep practiceing.   ::)
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 January 2011, 02:08:13
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Jimbob's got Skruntieitis ;D

Cheeky bugga. ::)
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Sixstring on 15 January 2011, 17:04:54
This forum amazes me....................

CARS

TRAINS   

BUS THREAD

Now W***ing????????

I'm lost for words. :-? :-[
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Debs. on 15 January 2011, 17:10:52
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This forum amazes me....................

CARS

TRAINS   

BUS THREAD

Now W***ing????????

I'm lost for words. :-? :-[

 ::) Yes, what`s coming next? ;D
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Sixstring on 15 January 2011, 17:15:40
Not me.........
I haven't found my black facelift 3.0V6 LPG fitted estate elite for peanuts yet......................
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 15 January 2011, 17:34:01
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This forum amazes me....................

CARS

TRAINS   

BUS THREAD

Now W***ing????????

I'm lost for words. :-? :-[

 ::) Yes, what`s coming next? ;D

It isn't too hard to imagine;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLTDo08giGk[/media]
Title: Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 January 2011, 17:40:17
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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!


Hmm...............personally I much prefer a woman(or two) to do it for me...........the wife/girlfriend and her sister is a nice combination..... ;)