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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 January 2011, 23:09:18
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Can't see what all the fuss is over !! ::)
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s304/Loo-knee/Wimp1-1.jpg)
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s304/Loo-knee/Wimp2.jpg)
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looks like type 1 clamidia to me
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Nasty chinese burn. :o
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:-? seriously burned.. I hope anthibiotics will be in use .. or infections will knock the door..
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That will teach him buying his Wife handcuffs ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Is there a prize for the correct answer ? ::) :D
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Rope binding is a delicate art, and shouldn't result in permanent damage to your submissive..
I mean, er. Yeah.
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Is there a prize for the correct answer ? ::) :D
Is it Mr. Muscles arm??
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Certainly looks very masculine. ::) :y :D ;D
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Don't think we are putting anyone off here mate because there is definately in the bottom picture a breast of a woman :y I know I have seen enough tits to last me a lifetime ;D
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Don't think we are putting anyone off here mate because there is definately in the bottom picture a breast of a woman :y I know I have seen a picture of one when I was 14 and the memory will last me a lifetime ;D
Yep. That sounds about right. :y
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Don't think we are putting anyone off here mate because there is definately in the bottom picture a breast of a woman :y I know I have seen a picture of one when I was 14 and the memory will last me a lifetime ;D
Yep. That sounds about right. :y
touchie aren't we?
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Just dont like to see you taking the mick out of this poor unfortunate fella. Not very fair imo.A man in your exalted position should know better. ::)
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Just dont like to see you taking the mick out of this poor unfortunate fella. Not very fair imo.A man in your exalted position should know better. ::)
Well I am convinced its a women not a fella... It ain't Lizzie as her Jewels would be far easier to spot than the poor lassie on this picture ::)
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It's a nice looking hand all the same. :y
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the only tit involved in this thread is you. :P ;D ;D
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Clucking bell Dazzle, can't you make em a bit bigger I can't find me magnifying glass.
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the only tit involved in this thread is you. :P ;D ;D
Everyone is entitled to their opinion of course, but, maybe you should have a good hard look at yourself in the mirror
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Clucking bell Dazzle, can't you make em a bit bigger I can't find me magnifying glass.
The baffoon that sent them to me used Postage Stamp size, but then again He/She does get confussed at times, mentioned about crossing dressing whatever that is? :-[
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You should be able to enlarge them though. I know I could if someone sent them to me. But then I do know a lot more about this kind of thing than you do. ;) :P :)
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Oh a little bit of Blood on the scene and guess who pops his Head up? ;D ;D ;D
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Not sure where this is supposed to be going, but the last time I saw a photo like the first one it involved, Me, Police, socco, an iron and the Courts.... :( :(
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You should be able to enlarge them though. I know I could if someone sent them to me. But then I do know a lot more about this kind of thing than you do. ;) :P :)
Send me your email I will forward them too ya mate :y
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Not sure where this is supposed to be going, but the last time I saw a photo like the first one it involved, Me, Police, socco, an iron and the Courts.... :( :(
Oh hello Vamps fancy you turning up ;D ;D ;D
I think this person is into Bondage or something nothing wrong with it if thats your thing like you know ;)
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well we know it isnt you unless youve lost about 5 stone since I last saw ya. ::) :P ;D
you still havent said - is there a prize for the correct answer ?
1st prize - a weekend in stoke.
2nd prize - a week in stoke.
:D ;D ;D
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Not sure where this is supposed to be going, but the last time I saw a photo like the first one it involved, Me, Police, socco, an iron and the Courts.... :( :(
Oh hello Vamps fancy you turning up ;D ;D ;D
I think this person is into Bondage or something nothing wrong with it if thats your thing like you know ;)
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You said you would not say anything..... :'( :'( :'(
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Not sure where this is supposed to be going, but the last time I saw a photo like the first one it involved, Me, Police, socco, an iron and the Courts.... :( :(
Oh hello Vamps fancy you turning up ;D ;D ;D
I think this person is into Bondage or something nothing wrong with it if thats your thing like you know ;)
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You said you would not say anything..... :'( :'( :'(
Sorry I lied ;D ;D ;D
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You should be able to enlarge them though. I know I could if someone sent them to me. But then I do know a lot more about this kind of thing than you do. ;) :P :)
Send me your email I will forward them too ya mate :y
The day I am daft enough to give you my email address, you will get a signal. The signal being, me getting sectioned under the mental health act. :y :P ;D
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You should be able to enlarge them though. I know I could if someone sent them to me. But then I do know a lot more about this kind of thing than you do. ;) :P :)
Send me your email I will forward them too ya mate :y
The day I am daft enough to give you my email address, you will get a signal. The signal being, me getting sectioned under the mental health act. :y :P ;D
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You mean you are not..... :o :o :o
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Not in recent weeks Vamps, no. :y :P
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Not in recent weeks Vamps, no. :y :P
And how do you feel about that? ........ :D :D :D
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Come on then Pinky,
tell us what you're rambling about this time spill the beans old chap.
Albs' suspenders are starting to chafe him. ;D ;D
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Not in recent weeks Vamps, no. :y :P
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire ;D :D
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Not in recent weeks Vamps, no. :y :P
And how do you feel about that? ........ :D :D :D
Depends on which tablets I take and how many. :y........Darth suggested I go and speak to him about it, but he said I would have to lie on his couch and I didnt fancy that much. :-/
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The clues are all in there Captain but as you don't have a Policeman's mind like I do as you know :-X
Here it goes!!
The person in the picture leads a double life, rather sad some may even say. This persons partner is a loving but jealous type so you can imagine what would have happened when Partner found lover in their clothes, tied to the head board with their handcuffs and other items from Ann Summers slung across the bed which Partner had nothing to do with.............. In a fit of fear ten minutes before Partner arrives back from work, Lover gets the baby oil in their mouth bites the bottle to wet their wrists then pulls with all the strength they could muster to slip out of the Cuffs. A quick change of clothes then after grabbing something from the bed to put in their mouth to bite down on before the next stage of the plan could begin. The shear courage to put your arms into the gas flamed fire must have being immense. As Partner arrived home to find Lover in serious pain they emptied the freezer of ice cubes to fill the bath to submerge the arms of cheating Lover.
If only Partner knew!!
And so Lover is scott free. Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other :-X
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Thankyou for the glimpse inside the freudian nightmare of your mind. :o ::) :P ;D
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Thankyou for the glimpse inside the fruedian nightmare of your mind. :o ::) :P ;D
Freudesque maybe but many a good tune played on an ode fiddle or something like that ;D ;D ;D
I could finish the tale but better leave it for another night me thinks
;)
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We await with baited breath. :y :D ;D
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It is hard to listen to these things people tell you and you not form an opinion of them...
What I find difficult is to stay quiet whilst Partner is being lead down the garden path as it were, tricked by an underhanded person, being waited on hand and foot whilst they nurse their self inflicted pains.. but expect others to show compassion... :(
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Can someone contact Mrs Knee and tell her she must remember to make sure he takes the tablets.Sounds like he,s gone again. ::)
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Can someone contact Mrs Knee and tell her she must remember to make sure he takes the tablets.Sounds like he,s gone again. ::)
Denial, it seems you could be suffering from the very same symptoms as the Cheating Lover.. Interesting my Dear Watson :-?
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You been at yer Dads whiskey again? ::) :D
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You been at yer Dads whiskey again? ::) :D
Is that some sort of sick joke? My real Pappy was cut down in Nam :'( :'(
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He just told them to tell you that so you wouldnt try to find him.
Cant say Im surprised tbh. :P ;D
You can talk about sick jokes - laughing at some poor persons didfigured limbs. ::)
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Have you been eating those funny little mushrooms that grow around the back of the barn again Dazzle?
The scary pink dinosaur will be chasing you around the room in a minute. ;D ;D
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He just told them to tell you that so you wouldnt try to find him.
Cant say Im surprised tbh. :P ;D
You can talk about sick jokes - laughing at some poor persons didfigured limbs. ::)
Dont say that about my Pappy I'ma... he loved me my Mum said :-[
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I have just hurt my Hemroids laughing hope they don't bleed this time. :y ;D
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Lets hope it bloody catches him this time. :y ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Have you been eating those funny little mushrooms that grow around the back of the barn again Dazzle?
The scary pink dinosaur will be chasing you around the room in a minute. ;D ;D
Do you mean Barney? :-?
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Have you been eating those funny little mushrooms that grow around the back of the barn again Dazzle?
The scary pink dinosaur will be chasing you around the room in a minute. ;D ;D
Do you mean Barney? :-?
Oh is he there already.
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I have just hurt my Hemroids laughing hope they don't bleed this time. :y ;D
I know it is late but not sure we need to know really :-?
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Have you been eating those funny little mushrooms that grow around the back of the barn again Dazzle?
The scary pink dinosaur will be chasing you around the room in a minute. ;D ;D
Do you mean Barney? :-?
Oh he is here already.
Eh?
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I have just hurt my Hemroids laughing hope they don't bleed this time. :y ;D
Admin impersonating a member - deserves a post count cull when your dad finds out. ;) ::)
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Just read this back in the cold light of day - it reads like we were all doing some serious drugs last night ! ::) :D ;D
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So did we ever find out whose burnt arms they were? Too skinny to be Daz or his boyfriend EP. My guess would be Tunnie but he's miles away in Landan..... :D
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We never did find out. Maybe Daz will reveal all in his own time ? ::)
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So did we ever find out whose burnt arms they were? Too skinny to be Daz or his boyfriend EP. My guess would be Tunnie but he's miles away in Landan..... :D
Doesn't explain the BMoobs. ;)
Kevin
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We never did find out. Maybe Daz will reveal all in his own time ? ::)
Now that's a scary thought. ;D ;D
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A few more clues needed eh!!
Well this Cheater plus well known Porkie Pie Teller is rather accident prone, well thats what his Partner thinks I/We know different now don't we :y
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How do you mean accident prone ? :-/ ::)
I think the b/moobs are a bit of a red herring. It looks like a wrinkle in a T shirt to me, ( or tiniy tits ). ::) :D ;D
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Is the said member originally from North of the barrier ::)
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How do you mean accident prone ? :-/ ::)
I think the b/moobs are a bit of a red herring. It looks like a wrinjkle in a T shirt to me, ( or tiniy tits ). ::) :D ;D
Almost like Laurel & Hardy actually. . . . the fact that this person has small Jems just goes to show they aint been played with enough ;D
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Is the said member originally from North of the barrier ::)
Er No youth but shes oops a little more North than us :-X
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Is the said member originally from North of the barrier ::)
Er No youth but shes oops a little more North than us :-X
Is it Rob?
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Is the said member originally from North of the barrier ::)
Er No youth but shes oops a little more North than us :-X
Is it Rob?
Nope although he has got great Man Boobs not asthough i look of course lmao
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Well from the initial thread, until I read all the other comments, I thought that perhaps the large rubber glove had broken from trying to help birth a calf from some nearby farm, hence the blood ?! ::) ;) ;D .
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Well from the initial thread, until I read all the other comments, I thought that perhaps the large rubber glove had broken from trying to help birth a calf from some nearby farm, hence the blood ?! ::) ;) ;D .
Does someone look after you?? ;D ;D ;D
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Well from the initial thread, until I read all the other comments, I thought that perhaps the large rubber glove had broken from trying to help birth a calf from some nearby farm, hence the blood ?! ::) ;) ;D .
Does someone look after you?? ;D ;D ;D
NO !..... That's why I have easy access to my Crayons :D ::) ;D
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Well from the initial thread, until I read all the other comments, I thought that perhaps the large rubber glove had broken from trying to help birth a calf from some nearby farm, hence the blood ?! ::) ;) ;D .
Does someone look after you?? ;D ;D ;D
NO !..... That's why I have easy access to my Crayons :D ::) ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Is the said member originally from North of the barrier ::)
Er No youth but shes oops a little more North than us :-X
I find that surprising. Cant be who I thought it was then. :-/
Although - you do tell more lies than a cheap watch. ::) :P
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Well from the initial thread, until I read all the other comments, I thought that perhaps the large rubber glove had broken from trying to help birth a calf from some nearby farm, hence the blood ?! ::) ;) ;D .
Does someone look after you?? ;D ;D ;D
NO !..... That's why I have easy access to my Crayons :D ::) ;D
Unfortunately DLK isn't allowed crayons, he either eats them or hides them somewhere unpleasant. :o :o
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Well from the initial thread, until I read all the other comments, I thought that perhaps the large rubber glove had broken from trying to help birth a calf from some nearby farm, hence the blood ?! ::) ;) ;D .
Does someone look after you?? ;D ;D ;D
NO !..... That's why I have easy access to my Crayons :D ::) ;D
Unfortunately DLK isn't allowed crayons, he either eats them or hides them somewhere unpleasant. :o :o
Depending on who you ask ::)
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Well from the initial thread, until I read all the other comments, I thought that perhaps the large rubber glove had broken from trying to help birth a calf from some nearby farm, hence the blood ?! ::) ;) ;D .
Does someone look after you?? ;D ;D ;D
NO !..... That's why I have easy access to my Crayons :D ::) ;D
Unfortunately DLK isn't allowed crayons, he either eats them or hides them somewhere unpleasant. :o :o
Depending on who you ask ::)
Chemical Lane down Boslem is pretty unpleasant no matter who you ask Dazzle. ;D ;D