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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: mantagte on 27 January 2011, 18:05:06
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The Man Rules
We always hear "the rules" From the female side....
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers. (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports or news, it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do, Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials...
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. You do have enough clothes.
1. You do have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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yep, the man does rule :)
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Can I just add.................
1) Headaches are not an acceptable excuse, just say "I don't feel like it" we are not mindreaders.
1) Doing something important DOES include doing something to the car, or going for a bike ride.
1) The "silent treatment" is not a punishment, its a break from nagging.
Lastly.........
When you go out, "it takes as long as it takes", so why does this rule not apply to me too when I go out???
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When you go out, "it takes as long as it takes", so why does this rule not apply to me too when I go out???
too true!!!! :y
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And I thought it was just me...
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Womens Rules:
If we do not like what we hear we will ignore you and do what we do anyway! :D :D :D ;)
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The loo seat thing. Too flipping true. Why is one more important than the other?
Is something wrong? "NO". Ok then & i go off & do something else. Well i did ask, stop playing silly games. (They REALLY hate that!!)
One to add to your list is, when ordering food (sit down or delivery) you both choose your mains then when it comes to side dishes you ask if she'd like any rice/chips etc. & she says no. so the food arrives & she wants to dig into your chips/rice etc. No. you had your chance....cue the sulks & a ruined meal! ::)
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I'm not laughing at that. It is so incisive as to be shockingly close to my, and I suspect, lots of otheres relationships. :o