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Title: One born every minute
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 January 2011, 22:04:09
This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Lazydocker on 31 January 2011, 22:12:58
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This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D

Hmmm... Perhaps she had someone else's glasses on ::) ::)

Either that or she was blind and confused your leg for it :-X :-X ::) ::) :D :D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: russ0205 on 31 January 2011, 22:18:17
Don't you find her labrador leave hair on the carpet and the white stick she has scratches the paintwork, :D ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Vamps on 31 January 2011, 22:20:28
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Don't you find her labrador leave hair on the carpet and the white stick she has scratches the paintwork, :D ;D

Ours does........ :D :D :D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 January 2011, 22:21:20
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Don't you find her labrador leave hair on the carpet and the white stick she has scratches the paintwork, :D ;D


Just wondering if you are ok, does someone look after you ??  ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Jusme on 31 January 2011, 22:23:40
Sorry to say but it's reverse psychology...  :-/ When a woman says 'you're a BIG fella' what she actually means is, 'see how [size=8]small[/size] I am down there'.....  ;)
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 January 2011, 22:23:45
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This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D

Hmmm... Perhaps she had someone else's glasses on ::) ::)

Either that or she was blind and confused your leg for it :-X :-X ::) ::) :D :D


Just thinkin of saying "You wouldn't like it up your exhaust" but knowing you I thought better of it....... but you wouldn't like it under your eye as a powk  ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Tony H on 31 January 2011, 22:27:51
As the old saying goes "it's not the size of the cannon but the power of the shot" ::)
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 January 2011, 22:29:49
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As the old saying goes "it's not the size of the cannon but the power of the shot" ::)


Now as you have the strongest handshake I have ever had the pleasure of feeling, I believe you   :-*
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Lazydocker on 31 January 2011, 22:34:20
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This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D

Hmmm... Perhaps she had someone else's glasses on ::) ::)

Either that or she was blind and confused your leg for it :-X :-X ::) ::) :D :D


Just thinkin of saying "You wouldn't like it up your exhaust" but knowing you I thought better of it....... but you wouldn't like it under your eye as a powk  ;D
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 01 February 2011, 08:05:12
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This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D


Gifted as in this? ;D ;D :y


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Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 01 February 2011, 08:37:04
Even more so Zoolou  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: albitz on 01 February 2011, 09:19:37
You tell more lies than countess Dundee. I have it on very good authority, that your nickname with the girls around Stoke was  - wee willy winky. ::) :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One born every minute
Post by: ted_one on 01 February 2011, 09:21:42
err I'm off too Specsavers!!  [smiley=tongue.gif] :o