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Title: coke and asparagus.. just in case ..
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 February 2011, 12:12:59
ok.. after dropping 2 kidney stones.. I did a bit research starting with diets , what to eat etc.. the list seems a bit depressing :( as I like chocolates , coffe , meat all bad things ;D however I found some interesting things so decided to share with the group..

seems like coke and asparagus works well :-?
http://www.cure-kidney-stones.com/ks/asparagus-and-coke.html

imo it explains why I start to suffer after I give up drinking coke :-/

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Post by: Banjax on 07 February 2011, 12:31:10
i thought you meant you had to dust the asparagus with some "Columbian marching powder"  :o :y
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 07 February 2011, 13:09:56
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i thought you meant you had to dust the asparagus with some "Columbian marching powder"  :o :y

I doubt even that would make them any more palatable. ;D

Kevin
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 February 2011, 14:29:22
and here is the recipe for home

buy a 6 pack coke (I wont recommend diet style as it includes too much aspartan) and start to drink them in mid morning .. every 20-25 minutes drink one.. after you reach your limit , eat the asparagus (6 oz) in puree form..

that was the recipe people advice.. I will see if my stomach can withstand against this much coke :-/
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Post by: henryd on 07 February 2011, 14:34:44
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and here is the recipe for home

buy a 6 pack coke (I wont recommend diet style as it includes too much aspartan) and start to drink them in mid morning .. every 20-25 minutes drink one.. after you reach your limit , eat the asparagus (6 oz) in puree form..

that was the recipe people advice.. I will see if my stomach can withstand against this much coke :-/

the coke I could live with,the asparagus no........ way :P
Title: Re: coke and asparagus.. just in case ..
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 February 2011, 15:02:29
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and here is the recipe for home

buy a 6 pack coke (I wont recommend diet style as it includes too much aspartan) and start to drink them in mid morning .. every 20-25 minutes drink one.. after you reach your limit , eat the asparagus (6 oz) in puree form..

that was the recipe people advice.. I will see if my stomach can withstand against this much coke :-/

the coke I could live with,the asparagus no........ way :P

actually asparagus is diuretic here ;D you can also use diuretic drugs instead..
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Post by: aaronjb on 07 February 2011, 15:16:17
What with all the sugar and caffeine you'll have consumed in a short space of time, you'll be bouncing off the walls and completely unable to do much of anything I reckon, much less operate a food processor  ;D
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 February 2011, 15:30:34
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What with all the sugar and caffeine you'll have consumed in a short space of time, you'll be bouncing off the walls and completely unable to do much of anything I reckon, much less operate a food processor  ;D

I think the theory is that coke decreases the ph level of urine and dissolves the stones.. however you must not have diabet problem.. or else you will leave this world a bit early  ;D :-/
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 07 February 2011, 15:43:45
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What with all the sugar and caffeine you'll have consumed in a short space of time, you'll be bouncing off the walls and completely unable to do much of anything I reckon, much less operate a food processor  ;D

And, then, when you next visit the dentist.... <whiiiiiiiiiiiiz>  :(  £500 please.  >:(

Kevin
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Post by: Varche on 07 February 2011, 16:05:58
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and here is the recipe for home

buy a 6 pack coke (I wont recommend diet style as it includes too much aspartan) and start to drink them in mid morning .. every 20-25 minutes drink one.. after you reach your limit , eat the asparagus (6 oz) in puree form..

that was the recipe people advice.. I will see if my stomach can withstand against this much coke :-/

the coke I could live with,the asparagus no........ way :P

Coke I can live without but Asparagus.... Food of the gods. It grows well here cultivated and wild. I can't get enough of the stuff every Spring :y
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Post by: PhilRich on 07 February 2011, 16:50:27
I've never eaten either asparagus or coke, the former looks like it belongs in a tampon tube & the latter is better burnt in a fire rather than eaten imho   ;) ::)  ;D ;D
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 February 2011, 17:07:16
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I've never eaten either asparagus or coke, the former looks like it belongs in a tampon tube & the latter is better burnt in a fire rather than eaten imho   ;) ::)  ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D come on guys asparagus not that bad.. its so  expensive here..
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Post by: jonnycool on 07 February 2011, 18:55:01
You drink that much Coke each day Cem, and kidney stones will be the least of your problems  :)
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 February 2011, 19:02:43
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You drink that much Coke each day Cem, and kidney stones will be the least of your problems  :)

I give up for coke nearly 14 months ago.. but then kidney stone problems popped..first one last year but not that bad, this year was worse :( and I fear that it will continue..
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Post by: jonnycool on 07 February 2011, 19:08:12
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You drink that much Coke each day Cem, and kidney stones will be the least of your problems  :)

I give up for coke nearly 14 months ago.. but then kidney stone problems popped..first one last year but not that bad, this year was worse :( and I fear that it will continue..
Yes, I know how painful they can be Cem, my brother suffered with them and was doubled up in pain a few times  :(
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Post by: hercules on 07 February 2011, 19:35:50
mmmmmm asparagus lightly fried :-*
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Post by: Webby the Bear on 07 February 2011, 19:49:39
i drink far too much coke.................and beer...................and coffee...................and clearly dont eat enough asparagus   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 February 2011, 20:01:10
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i drink far too much coke.................and beer...................and coffee...................and clearly dont eat enough asparagus   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Webby, I hope your stomach is made up of something stronger than steel ;D :y
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Post by: Webby the Bear on 07 February 2011, 21:56:09
if we're brutally honest cem, its not just the stomach that will be affected by constant coke/beer binges.....

my g/f's old man apparently used coke to clean his car's engine!!!!!  :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Gaffers on 07 February 2011, 22:03:05
I think the recipie is to distract you with exploding botty syndrome to distract you while you pee Ben Nevis through your johnson ;D
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Post by: Webby the Bear on 07 February 2011, 22:05:28
I need a pair of ''i love to fart'' pants!!!!!

where for art thou you buy aforementioned luxuries????  :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Gaffers on 07 February 2011, 22:15:33
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I need a pair of ''i love to fart'' pants!!!!!

where for art thou you buy aforementioned luxuries????  :D :D :D :D :D

Ask Loo-knee, he left them last time he lost a bet came round for 'coffee' ::) ;D
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Post by: jerry on 08 February 2011, 00:26:52
Coke eh?reminds me of one "innocent" one time who, when we were talking about the effects of coke (as in charlie) and someone said if you put it on the end of your ( well ,sure you can guess what I mean), made sex even better became quite puzzled but was convinced we meant the fizzy drink variety. Sure he went home to try it ;D
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Post by: Plomien on 08 February 2011, 07:47:58
I have had them too not a pleasant experience.
They recommended cranberry juice and avoid dark green veg as well as a lower calcium intake :y