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Title: farting in public a no no
Post by: millwall on 10 February 2011, 16:47:39
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110210/twl-malawians-voice-anger-against-fartin-41f21e0.html


hope our government doesnt get WIND of this ;D ;D
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: skyblue on 10 February 2011, 16:55:46
If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans..  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: millwall on 10 February 2011, 17:02:19
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If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans..  ;) ;D ;D
5 years for you stinky arse ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: skyblue on 10 February 2011, 17:09:00
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If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans..  ;) ;D ;D
5 years for you stinky arse ;D ;D ;D


 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: millwall on 10 February 2011, 17:12:07
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If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans..  ;) ;D ;D
5 years for you stinky arse ;D ;D ;D


 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days ;D ;D ;D
im dissapointed you didnt send it next day delivery not only a stinky arse a tight arse ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: skyblue on 10 February 2011, 17:13:05
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If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans..  ;) ;D ;D
5 years for you stinky arse ;D ;D ;D


 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days ;D ;D ;D
im dissapointed you didnt send it next day delivery not only a stinky arse a tight arse ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 10 February 2011, 17:20:46
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If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans..  ;) ;D ;D
5 years for you stinky arse ;D ;D ;D


 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days ;D ;D ;D


Can I remind you that sending such an explosive substance through the post is illegal:


Royal Mail Prohibited parcels includes:
"Explosives      

Any chemical compound, mixture or device capable of producing an explosive or pyrotechnic effect with substantial instantaneous release of heat and gas is prohibited. E.g. ammunition, blasting caps, fireworks, flares, fuses, igniters and nitroglycerine. Items that appear to be prohibited weapons or explosive ordnance, even if incapable of being used as a weapon, are prohibited."

So you should deliver the gas cannister in person!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: millwall on 10 February 2011, 17:29:15
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If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans..  ;) ;D ;D
5 years for you stinky arse ;D ;D ;D


 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days ;D ;D ;D


Can I remind you that sending such an explosive substance through the post is illegal:


Royal Mail Prohibited parcels includes:
"Explosives      

Any chemical compound, mixture or device capable of producing an explosive or pyrotechnic effect with substantial instantaneous release of heat and gas is prohibited. E.g. ammunition, blasting caps, fireworks, flares, fuses, igniters and nitroglycerine. Items that appear to be prohibited weapons or explosive ordnance, even if incapable of being used as a weapon, are prohibited."

So you should deliver the gas cannister in person!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
please dont give him ideas lizzie ;D ;D
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: skyblue on 10 February 2011, 19:41:56
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If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans..  ;) ;D ;D
5 years for you stinky arse ;D ;D ;D


 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days ;D ;D ;D


Can I remind you that sending such an explosive substance through the post is illegal:


Royal Mail Prohibited parcels includes:
"Explosives      

Any chemical compound, mixture or device capable of producing an explosive or pyrotechnic effect with substantial instantaneous release of heat and gas is prohibited. E.g. ammunition, blasting caps, fireworks, flares, fuses, igniters and nitroglycerine. Items that appear to be prohibited weapons or explosive ordnance, even if incapable of being used as a weapon, are prohibited."

So you should deliver the gas cannister in person!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
please dont give him ideas lizzie ;D ;D


Just  got a plan together  so watch this space  ;) ;D
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: Ploppy on 11 February 2011, 06:15:10
Blimey..

It took years to earn my nick name !!!

Ploppy   :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: Elite Pete on 11 February 2011, 08:46:13
Its funny how small things amuse one person but another doesn't see the funny side. I laugh till I cry when I produce a rather smelly Dutch Oven but the wife doesn't think its funny at all :-?
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: Sixstring on 11 February 2011, 08:51:57
I agree, swmbo doesn't have a sense of humour either!!

But it makes ME giggle like a schoolgirl if its a REALLY good one..........

Can't understand it........ :-X
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: millwall on 11 February 2011, 09:04:05
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Its funny how small things amuse one person but another doesn't see the funny side. I laugh till I cry when I produce a rather smelly Dutch Oven but the wife doesn't think its funny at all :-?
same here pete  my mrs gets the right hump if i drop a stinker  i find it hilarious 
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: Elite Pete on 11 February 2011, 10:26:01
Its my giggling that normally gives it away, but I can't help laughing when I catch a whiff of that burning rubber smell and your eyes start watering ;D
Title: Re: farting in public a no no
Post by: Jimbob on 11 February 2011, 10:29:18
dunno what your all talking about, I never fart  ::)