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Title: NHS cuts
Post by: scimmy_man on 14 February 2011, 15:20:21

A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS hospital and this conversation follows:

'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'Do you know which ward she is in?'

'Yes, ward P, room 2B'

'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.'

'Hello, ward P, how can I help?'

'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's condition has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow.'

'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!'

'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?'

'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you f**k all in here

Title: Re: NHS cuts
Post by: Webby the Bear on 14 February 2011, 17:24:26

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: NHS cuts
Post by: omegabsw on 14 February 2011, 17:27:56

Thats great, I didnt know where that was going at all!  :y

Title: Re: NHS cuts
Post by: tunnie on 14 February 2011, 17:28:14

something wrong with the sticky?

Title: Re: NHS cuts
Post by: scimmy_man on 14 February 2011, 19:04:47

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something wrong with the sticky?

but if you knew it was a joke at the start, the point is lost.

Title: Re: NHS cuts
Post by: Mysteryman on 14 February 2011, 20:15:29

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something wrong with the sticky?

Yeah. It detracts from the spontaneity of the forum. That's why folk are moaning it's not the same.