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Title: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 February 2011, 22:59:30
Now obviously for legal reasons I can't let it known whom this Member is ....... but you are more than welcome to have a Guess....

The PM was exactly this,, P.S The names have been changed to protect the innocent....

Dear The Most Handsome Man in the World.
I have seen you on this Fantastic Forum for a while now, wishing I could pluck up the courage to get to one of the Meets. The only reason I have not yet, is I don't think I could contain my feelings for you, especially infront of others..
Do you think it is possible for us to meet up on an all expenses paid (for you) drinking session? I could perhaps feel more at ease then in your company.

Yours Admiringly
******* *** **** *****


Please let me know whatv you think I should do :y
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: tidla on 15 February 2011, 23:01:32
was there piccies like zulus message of endearment?
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 February 2011, 23:02:58
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was there piccies like zulus message of endearment?

Zulu is a Man of many talents, but begging is not in his dictionary  ;)
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 15 February 2011, 23:03:03
Run with it. :y

Worst case you'll get a free night out with a guaranteed leg over. :y

Could also be the start of something meaningfull :-/

 :-*
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 February 2011, 23:03:56
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Please let me know whatv you think I should do

[size=24]WAKE UP!!!![/size]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Bent valve on 15 February 2011, 23:03:59
Judging by the number of * s its the Monkey murderer :y
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:04:21
I think you should take more water with it Daz  ::) , it's obviously lowering your inhibitions to a dangerously delusional level! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 February 2011, 23:04:22
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Run with it. :y

Worst case you'll get a free night out with a guaranteed leg over. :y

Could also be the start of something meaningfull :-/

 :-*

Excellent advise, along the same lines of thought we are  :y
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 February 2011, 23:06:05
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Please let me know whatv you think I should do

[size=24]WAKE UP!!!![/size]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


I am awake, I have just pinched myself as I haven't had an offer like that for sometime... are you jealous Pauline? :-? ;D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:06:13
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Judging by the number of * s its the Monkey murderer :y





How mant times Bent Valve Strangled Cock, it was a fair trail! ::) ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 February 2011, 23:07:30
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Please let me know whatv you think I should do

[size=24]WAKE UP!!!![/size]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


I am awake, I have just pinched myself as I haven't had an offer like that for sometime... are you jealous Pauline? :-? ;D

No need for me to get jealous............. I trust you ::) :-* :D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Bent valve on 15 February 2011, 23:08:07
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Judging by the number of * s its the Monkey murderer :y





How mant times Bent Valve Strangled Cock, it was a fair trail! ::) ;D ;D ;)
OK, OK, executor then :)
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2011, 23:08:46
You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 15 February 2011, 23:11:03
I think that the shopping list for the cambelt meet needs to be worked on... ;D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:12:20
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Judging by the number of * s its the Monkey murderer :y





How mant times Bent Valve Strangled Cock, it was a fair trail! ::) ;D ;D ;)
OK, OK, executor then :)






It never left a Will  ;D ;)
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 February 2011, 23:12:59
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I think that the shopping list for the cambelt meet needs to be worked on... ;D

More beer you think?
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:13:59
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 15 February 2011, 23:14:48
Lol. I suspect beer will be the least of your concerns ;D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2011, 23:14:57
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Judging by the number of * s its the Monkey murderer :y





How mant times Bent Valve Strangled Cock, it was a fair trail! ::) ;D ;D ;)
OK, OK, executor then :)

Yes, but you are not listening, it followed a 'FAIR TRIAL'  ::) ::) ::)

Mind, between you and I; Hartlepool is, shall we say, a little 'special'  notice how PC I was there.... :D :D :D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:16:38
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I think that the shopping list for the cambelt meet needs to be worked on... ;D

More beer you think?
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Yes definately more beer, & make sure they're cold, there may be one or two swellings needing a bit of cooling down!  :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 February 2011, 23:17:52
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Lol. I suspect beer will be the least of your concerns ;D

Oh thanks Joe La for your concerns but I aren't worried about this person hurting me to much, they call Him "Maggot" on Facebook    :-X
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2011, 23:18:41
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*

Sush, I have a reputation to keep.... ::) ::) ::) re the esses, I will make it up to you next time, same lay by, A689 at Wynyard then?... :y
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:19:01
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Judging by the number of * s its the Monkey murderer :y





How mant times Bent Valve Strangled Cock, it was a fair trail! ::) ;D ;D ;)
OK, OK, executor then :)

Yes, but you are not listening, it followed a 'FAIR TRIAL'  ::) ::) ::)

Mind, between you and I; Hartlepool is, shall we say, a little 'special'  notice how PC I was there.... :D :D :D






Dunno about 'Special' but I did go to "Borstal Approved' School :y
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 February 2011, 23:22:07
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Judging by the number of * s its the Monkey murderer :y





How mant times Bent Valve Strangled Cock, it was a fair trail! ::) ;D ;D ;)
OK, OK, executor then :)

Yes, but you are not listening, it followed a 'FAIR TRIAL'  ::) ::) ::)

Mind, between you and I; Hartlepool is, shall we say, a little 'special'  notice how PC I was there.... :D :D :D






Dunno about 'Special' but I did go to "Borstal Approved' School :y

I take my hat off to ya for doing so well  :y
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:23:44
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*

Sush, I have a reputation to keep.... ::) ::) ::) re the esses, I will make it up to you next time, same lay by, A689 at Wynyard then?... :y
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I think we should bring this out into the open Mike, I was thinking more of the Civic Centre Entrance Steps, as it will take the heat off the local Councillors Allowances Argument. What do you think? Oh, and the card & roses were lovely, thankyou  :-* 
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 15 February 2011, 23:26:05
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*

I've corrected it now sweety  :-*
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:27:38
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*

I've corrected it now sweety  :-*
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Ta! :-* :-*
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2011, 23:28:49
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*

Sush, I have a reputation to keep.... ::) ::) ::) re the esses, I will make it up to you next time, same lay by, A689 at Wynyard then?... :y
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I think we should bring this out into the open Mike, I was thinking more of the Civic Centre Entrance Steps, as it will take the heat off the local Councillors Allowances Argument. What do you think? Oh, and the card & roses were lovely, thankyou  :-* 

I would, but parking is terrible there..... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:30:15
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Lol. I suspect beer will be the least of your concerns ;D

Oh thanks Joe La for your concerns but I aren't worried about this person hurting me to much, they call Him "Maggot" on Facebook    :-X






It's not what you've got, it's how you use it  ::) ;)
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:31:45
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*

Sush, I have a reputation to keep.... ::) ::) ::) re the esses, I will make it up to you next time, same lay by, A689 at Wynyard then?... :y
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I think we should bring this out into the open Mike, I was thinking more of the Civic Centre Entrance Steps, as it will take the heat off the local Councillors Allowances Argument. What do you think? Oh, and the card & roses were lovely, thankyou  :-* 

I would, but parking is terrible there..... ::) ::) ::)
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What a p*ss poor excuse >:( Have you never heard of Park & 'Ride' ?  :D ;D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2011, 23:33:44
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*

Sush, I have a reputation to keep.... ::) ::) ::) re the esses, I will make it up to you next time, same lay by, A689 at Wynyard then?... :y
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I think we should bring this out into the open Mike, I was thinking more of the Civic Centre Entrance Steps, as it will take the heat off the local Councillors Allowances Argument. What do you think? Oh, and the card & roses were lovely, thankyou  :-* 

I would, but parking is terrible there..... ::) ::) ::)
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What a p*ss poor excuse >:( Have you never heard of Park & 'Ride' ?  :D ;D

Oh well, next Tall Ships event then......, until then.... :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 15 February 2011, 23:37:52
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*

Sush, I have a reputation to keep.... ::) ::) ::) re the esses, I will make it up to you next time, same lay by, A689 at Wynyard then?... :y
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I think we should bring this out into the open Mike, I was thinking more of the Civic Centre Entrance Steps, as it will take the heat off the local Councillors Allowances Argument. What do you think? Oh, and the card & roses were lovely, thankyou  :-* 

I would, but parking is terrible there..... ::) ::) ::)
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What a p*ss poor excuse >:( Have you never heard of Park & 'Ride' ?  :D ;D

Oh well, next Tall Ships event then......, until then.... :-* :-* :-*
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If you think i'm going all the way to Greenland mate you've got another thing coming! Anyway, neither my bladder nor the viagra would last the distance! I think we're doomed to unrequitted lust mike! :-/ ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2011, 23:41:35
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You would have thought that in my position of, alleged authority, he would have listened to me, sadly Phylis from Hartlepool  has let herself down....

Worried from Durham.....






TWO esses Mike! I've had to give one very stern warning already tonight! :-*

Sush, I have a reputation to keep.... ::) ::) ::) re the esses, I will make it up to you next time, same lay by, A689 at Wynyard then?... :y
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I think we should bring this out into the open Mike, I was thinking more of the Civic Centre Entrance Steps, as it will take the heat off the local Councillors Allowances Argument. What do you think? Oh, and the card & roses were lovely, thankyou  :-* 

I would, but parking is terrible there..... ::) ::) ::)
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What a p*ss poor excuse >:( Have you never heard of Park & 'Ride' ?  :D ;D

Oh well, next Tall Ships event then......, until then.... :-* :-* :-*
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If you think i'm going all the way to Greenland mate you've got another thing coming! Anyway, neither my bladder nor the viagra would last the distance! I think we're doomed to unrequitted lust mike! :-/ ;D ;D ;D ;)

Sadly Phyliss it is so, however I want to inform you gently that perhaps you should look elsewhere,  I have just had a PM from DLK, sorry... :-* :(
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 February 2011, 23:48:04
Get a room you 2 ::) :D
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Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2011, 23:50:19
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Get a room you 2 ::) :D

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 February 2011, 23:50:46
Well Guys I am off to bed but thanks for that tonight I have had a good laugh at all you Ugly Gits ;D ;D ;D

Nighty Night :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: skyblue on 15 February 2011, 23:53:47
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Well Guys I am off to bed but thanks for that tonight I have had a good laugh at all you Ugly Gits ;D ;D ;D

Nighty Night :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


night sweetheart... mind the bed bugs dont bite  ;) ;D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 February 2011, 23:56:06
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Well Guys I am off to bed but thanks for that tonight I have had a good laugh at all you Ugly Gits ;D ;D ;D

Nighty Night :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


night sweetheart... mind the bed bugs dont bite  ;) ;D


Night   :-*

The one I know is.. Night Night, don't let the bed bugs bite, if they do, use dynamite.. ;D ;D

Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: albitz on 16 February 2011, 00:01:46
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Well Guys I am off to have my medication administered but thanks for that tonight I have had a good laugh at all you Ugly Gits ;D ;D ;D

Nighty Night :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

Dunno how you can sleep in a jacket with no sleeves mate, but I suppose you get used to it.I admire how you try to mix with the wider world, despite your problems.Good on ya fella. :y
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Seth on 16 February 2011, 02:15:25
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Well Guys I am off to bed but thanks for that tonight I have had a good laugh at all you Ugly Gits ;D ;D ;D

Nighty Night :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


night sweetheart... mind the bed bugs dont bite  ;) ;D


Night   :-*

The one I know is.. Night Night, don't let the bed bugs bite, if they do, use dynamite.. ;D ;D



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: mathewst on 16 February 2011, 08:18:33
I think the Administrators should set up a new part of the  forum
Omega Romance section  :D
Title: Re: I have Just Recieved a PM Begging me!!!
Post by: Vamps on 16 February 2011, 23:40:37
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Well Guys I am off to bed but thanks for that tonight I have had a good laugh at all you Ugly Gits ;D ;D ;D

Nighty Night :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


night sweetheart... mind the bed bugs dont bite  ;) ;D


Night   :-*

The one I know is.. Night Night, don't let the bed bugs bite, if they do, use dynamite.. ;D ;D


Dho, that is the bit I forgot when tucking in Miss Vamps tonight.... ::) we have a routine and a few phrases, that would have been a nice addition, must remember.... :D :D