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Title: Never ever try ...
Post by: Del Boy on 19 February 2011, 22:06:12

...Pushing a 5 Series BMW up a very slight hill  :o :o

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Post by: skyblue on 19 February 2011, 22:08:51

why ... is it not any fun then ????????? ;) ;D

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Post by: Banjax on 19 February 2011, 22:10:09

OK then  :y

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Post by: Gaffers on 19 February 2011, 22:10:22

If you had a miggy you wouldn't have half the problems you do with your passive-aggressive beemer ;D

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Post by: SJKOO01 on 19 February 2011, 22:12:42

Doctors or A&E on Monday then Del ::)

Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Del Boy on 19 February 2011, 22:12:54

Christ it's heavy  :o

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Post by: Kevin Wood on 19 February 2011, 22:13:30

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If you had a miggy you wouldn't have half the problems you do with your passive-aggressive beemer ;D

Yep, they have been known to move under their own power. ;D

Kevin

Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Entwood on 19 February 2011, 22:14:04

mmm I'm told the Omega is heavy .. but as I've never had to push it ......

 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

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Post by: tidla on 19 February 2011, 22:14:40

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OK then  :y

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downhill is easier.

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Post by: Del Boy on 19 February 2011, 22:16:23

I started it in the end, wanted to not just turn it on for two seconds, but way to much effort  ;D

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Post by: Andy B on 19 February 2011, 22:45:11

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mmm I'm told the Omega is heavy .. but as I've never had to push it ......

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I can vouch for an Omega being bloody heavy!  :y :y

Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Turk on 20 February 2011, 00:12:59

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Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Vamps on 20 February 2011, 00:16:37

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Stick to a 4 pot and you will not have the same problems, and they can still easily reach any speed limits in this country....... :D :D :D

Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Andy B on 20 February 2011, 00:19:34

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Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Turk on 20 February 2011, 00:29:02

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Stick to a 4 pot and you will not have the same problems, and they can still easily reach any speed limits in this country....... :D :D :D

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Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Vamps on 20 February 2011, 00:33:26

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Stick to a 4 pot and you will not have the same problems, and they can still easily reach any speed limits in this country....... :D :D :D

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Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Andy B on 20 February 2011, 00:37:28

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Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Vamps on 20 February 2011, 00:46:14

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Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: Turk on 20 February 2011, 00:59:32

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I don't have a Series 5 and if I did, I wouldn't need to be advised against trying to push the lump of a thing up any kind of incline.

Unfortunately the topic heading gives no indication whatsoever as to the thread subject. I had to read it to find out it is of no relevance, so as I had nothing usefull to contribute...I said nothing.   ::) 

Title: Re: Never ever try ...
Post by: PhilRich on 20 February 2011, 14:11:18

There were three Pedants in a Pub, an English Pedant, a Welsh Pedant & an Irish Pedant  & they were arguing like hell over which was the right way to do something pedantic & making such a racket you could hear it outside. Just then the Queen was driving past & hearing the racket ordered her Scottish driver to go into the Pub to investigate. Two minutes later he returned to the car & said, 'The Pedants are revolting Ma,am I think we'd better be on our way'.  ;D ;)  :y