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Title: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Del Boy on 21 February 2011, 18:42:10
I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Gaffers on 21 February 2011, 18:45:18
I must confess to googling her after TG ;D

She is, as you say, perfick  :P
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Varche on 21 February 2011, 18:47:24
What about Anne Widdecombe?

Good sport

Not afraid to muck in e.g. helping push your cars.

Also has two left feet

Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 21 February 2011, 18:48:26
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: r1 on 21 February 2011, 18:53:08
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 21 February 2011, 18:58:21
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


So that is what you think (imagine!!) then!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: TheBoy on 21 February 2011, 18:59:35
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


So that is what you think (imagine!!) then!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Thats the case in all those, errr, 'educational videos' I accidentally stumble upon on the internet...
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Del Boy on 21 February 2011, 19:01:18
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


So that is what you think (imagine!!) then!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Thats the case in all those, errr, 'educational videos' I accidentally stumble upon on the internet...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 21 February 2011, 19:07:37
I was curious too :P

http://www.google.com.tr/images?hl=tr&rlz=1R2SUNC_enTR388&wrapid=tlif129831524623411&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1124&bih=668&q=Amber%20Heard&tbs=isch:1
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Tony H on 21 February 2011, 19:13:40
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

Lizzie really!!! :o :o :o
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 21 February 2011, 19:17:26
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I was bi-curious too :P

http://www.google.com.tr/images?hl=tr&rlz=1R2SUNC_enTR388&wrapid=tlif129831524623411&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1124&bih=668&q=Amber%20Heard&tbs=isch:1

 :D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 21 February 2011, 19:23:13
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I was bi-curious too :P

http://www.google.com.tr/images?hl=tr&rlz=1R2SUNC_enTR388&wrapid=tlif129831524623411&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1124&bih=668&q=Amber%20Heard&tbs=isch:1

 :D

 ;D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Danny on 21 February 2011, 19:26:16
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman

niiiiice  ;D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 February 2011, 19:28:13
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


Yep..... I'm a smooth pussy fan too.  :y
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Bent valve on 21 February 2011, 20:11:53
Shes a crap driver though :P
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 21 February 2011, 20:14:39
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:

1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.

2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.

3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.

4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.

She is just the perfect woman


What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)

What is good about carpet munchers to a man??  Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards??  :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)

most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y


Yep..... I'm a smooth pussy fan too.  :y

Isn't it cruel to shave a cat ? :D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: aaronjb on 21 February 2011, 20:15:46
Bisexual eh.. that's just pretending you're not completely gay for the image - you know you're never going to get a look in next to the girlfriend ;)

I crossed her off my list when they said that.

(Because, y'know, I totally had a shot otherwise  ;D)
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Del Boy on 21 February 2011, 21:03:36
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Shes a crap driver though :P

Her car was an auto mind you.


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Bisexual eh.. that's just pretending you're not completely gay for the image - you know you're never going to get a look in next to the girlfriend

I crossed her off my list when they said that.

(Because, y'know, I totally had a shot otherwise  )
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: henryd on 22 February 2011, 10:39:20
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Shes a crap driver though :P

funnily enough it wasn't a driving job that I had in mind for her :D ;D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 22 February 2011, 11:12:18
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Shes a crap driver though :P

funnily enough it wasn't a driving job that I had in mind for her :D ;D

You,me and how many others ?
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 February 2011, 12:10:44
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Shes a crap driver though :P


Yes, I must admit that it put me right off her, Valve. 8-) :y
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Webby the Bear on 22 February 2011, 12:34:54
can i suggest you watch 'the informer' with her in. lots of naked naughty scenes
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: albitz on 22 February 2011, 12:46:45
Irritating, giggly airhead who couldnt string a sentence together. Younger than my daughter. No interest to me whatsoever,





Yep, its official - Im old. ::) ;D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: unlucky alf on 22 February 2011, 12:55:51
Ive got nothing against "clam jousters" but i would break out into a sweat if a strap-on was brought into the proceedings. :o :o :(
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: pauls on 22 February 2011, 14:16:55
But you would wont you
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Webby the Bear on 22 February 2011, 17:22:46
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Irritating, giggly airhead who couldnt string a sentence together. Younger than my daughter. No interest to me whatsoever,





Yep, its official - Im old.
 

and not heterosexual either! hahahaha  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: aaronjb on 22 February 2011, 17:34:12
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Irritating, giggly airhead who couldnt string a sentence together. Younger than my daughter. No interest to me whatsoever,





Yep, its official - Im old. ::) ;D

Don't worry, she didn't hold much interest for me, either .. and I reckon you have a fair few years on me, Albs!

Now, Gabrielle Anwar (most recently in Burn Notice) .. she's a different kettle of fish. British, too.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/gabrielle-anwar-bikini-pictures-from-burn-notice/

(Linked because bikini pictures aren't really work-safe)

Oh and she spends the entire time smuggling peanuts (http://www.gossipcraze.com/_mm/_d/_ext2/45467/big_Gabrielle%20Anwar01.jpg) (again, linked because it's not quite work safe - fully clothed, though!)
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Webby the Bear on 22 February 2011, 17:36:48
aaron you mean that girl in the bikini in your link??? she has a six pack!!!! lol  :-? :-? :-? :-?
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: aaronjb on 22 February 2011, 17:41:02
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aaron you mean that girl in the bikini in your link??? she has a six pack!!!! lol  :-? :-? :-? :-?

Not the usual type I go for (normally I like women with a bit more meat on their bones!) .. but there's just something about her; or about her character in that show, at least ;)
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Webby the Bear on 22 February 2011, 17:43:39
well i tried to mention on here before that my personal fave at the mo is the bird from the match.com ad.

mmmmmm
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: aaronjb on 22 February 2011, 17:46:03
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well i tried to mention on here before that my personal fave at the mo is the bird from the match.com ad.

mmmmmm

Now you have to go and find a video or picture.. because all I could find was match.com adverts from a couple of years ago.
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Webby the Bear on 22 February 2011, 17:49:11
of course ............... :y

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2010/3/match-love-story.jpg&imgrefurl=http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/2010/start-your-love-story-at-match-com/&usg=__LrR7O1Nd4ubc81iLqqMRD4t7I1E=&h=326&w=515&sz=47&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=gYh3kxvHA2fvuM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=183&ei=OPdjTbTNHNPs4gaxzO3HCQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgirl%2Bfrom%2Bmatch.com%2Badvert%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D1R2ADFA_enGB413%26biw%3D1345%26bih%3D560%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Divnsfd&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=128&vpy=83&dur=156&hovh=179&hovw=282&tx=189&ty=88&oei=OPdjTbTNHNPs4gaxzO3HCQ&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: aaronjb on 22 February 2011, 17:55:37
Ahhh that one! Yes, she is very, very cute.
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Webby the Bear on 22 February 2011, 18:05:45
she is. i wish the ad wouldnt include that idiot with the guitar though and just concentrate on the girl  ;D ;D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Kevin Wood on 22 February 2011, 18:36:06
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Ahhh that one! Yes, she is very, very cute.

She'd have to improve her taste in the cardigan department. ::) Or am I being too picky? ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: aaronjb on 22 February 2011, 18:47:18
;D I think that just adds to the cuteness factor for me!
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: albitz on 22 February 2011, 19:23:45
A bit of a plain Jane..........................but thats just me. ::) :D ;D
Title: Re: This Amber Heard woman
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 23 February 2011, 07:15:16
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A bit of a plain Jane..........................but thats just me. ::) :D ;D

But what is she hiding underneath that cardigan ?  :-X