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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Del Boy on 21 February 2011, 18:42:10
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
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I must confess to googling her after TG ;D
She is, as you say, perfick :P
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What about Anne Widdecombe?
Good sport
Not afraid to muck in e.g. helping push your cars.
Also has two left feet
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)
What is good about carpet munchers to a man?? Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards?? :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)
What is good about carpet munchers to a man?? Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards?? :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)
What is good about carpet munchers to a man?? Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards?? :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y
So that is what you think (imagine!!) then!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)
What is good about carpet munchers to a man?? Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards?? :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y
So that is what you think (imagine!!) then!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Thats the case in all those, errr, 'educational videos' I accidentally stumble upon on the internet...
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)
What is good about carpet munchers to a man?? Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards?? :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y
So that is what you think (imagine!!) then!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Thats the case in all those, errr, 'educational videos' I accidentally stumble upon on the internet...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I was curious too :P
http://www.google.com.tr/images?hl=tr&rlz=1R2SUNC_enTR388&wrapid=tlif129831524623411&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1124&bih=668&q=Amber%20Heard&tbs=isch:1
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)
What is good about carpet munchers to a man?? Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards?? :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
Lizzie really!!! :o :o :o
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I was bi-curious too :P
http://www.google.com.tr/images?hl=tr&rlz=1R2SUNC_enTR388&wrapid=tlif129831524623411&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1124&bih=668&q=Amber%20Heard&tbs=isch:1
:D
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I was bi-curious too :P
http://www.google.com.tr/images?hl=tr&rlz=1R2SUNC_enTR388&wrapid=tlif129831524623411&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1124&bih=668&q=Amber%20Heard&tbs=isch:1
:D
;D
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
niiiiice ;D
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)
What is good about carpet munchers to a man?? Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards?? :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y
Yep..... I'm a smooth pussy fan too. :y
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Shes a crap driver though :P
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I think I've found my perfect woman. She was the one on Top Gear last night and I can see the following points which make me weak at the knees:
1. She's Bi-Sexual - This is a huge plus point as she can be with me, then bring her mates round for a bash too, which I think is unbelievably the best thing that could ever happen in any mans life.
2. She loves cars - This is another plus point as I also love cars, and any woman that loves cars has a common interest with me so that's good.
3. She loves guns - She even likes guns, this again is fantastic.
4. She is jaw droppingly good looking - This is a good point for obvious reasons.
She is just the perfect woman
What you men love sometimes!! :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)
What is good about carpet munchers to a man?? Do you like the hair in your mouths afterwards?? :-/ :-/ :-/;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
most of them dont have carpets,more like lino all smooth :y :y
Yep..... I'm a smooth pussy fan too. :y
Isn't it cruel to shave a cat ? :D
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Bisexual eh.. that's just pretending you're not completely gay for the image - you know you're never going to get a look in next to the girlfriend ;)
I crossed her off my list when they said that.
(Because, y'know, I totally had a shot otherwise ;D)
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Shes a crap driver though :P
Her car was an auto mind you.
Bisexual eh.. that's just pretending you're not completely gay for the image - you know you're never going to get a look in next to the girlfriend
I crossed her off my list when they said that.
(Because, y'know, I totally had a shot otherwise )
;D ;D ;D
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Shes a crap driver though :P
funnily enough it wasn't a driving job that I had in mind for her :D ;D
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Shes a crap driver though :P
funnily enough it wasn't a driving job that I had in mind for her :D ;D
You,me and how many others ?
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Shes a crap driver though :P
Yes, I must admit that it put me right off her, Valve. 8-) :y
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can i suggest you watch 'the informer' with her in. lots of naked naughty scenes
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Irritating, giggly airhead who couldnt string a sentence together. Younger than my daughter. No interest to me whatsoever,
Yep, its official - Im old. ::) ;D
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Ive got nothing against "clam jousters" but i would break out into a sweat if a strap-on was brought into the proceedings. :o :o :(
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But you would wont you
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Irritating, giggly airhead who couldnt string a sentence together. Younger than my daughter. No interest to me whatsoever,
Yep, its official - Im old.
and not heterosexual either! hahahaha ;D ;D ;D
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Irritating, giggly airhead who couldnt string a sentence together. Younger than my daughter. No interest to me whatsoever,
Yep, its official - Im old. ::) ;D
Don't worry, she didn't hold much interest for me, either .. and I reckon you have a fair few years on me, Albs!
Now, Gabrielle Anwar (most recently in Burn Notice) .. she's a different kettle of fish. British, too.
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/gabrielle-anwar-bikini-pictures-from-burn-notice/
(Linked because bikini pictures aren't really work-safe)
Oh and she spends the entire time smuggling peanuts (http://www.gossipcraze.com/_mm/_d/_ext2/45467/big_Gabrielle%20Anwar01.jpg) (again, linked because it's not quite work safe - fully clothed, though!)
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aaron you mean that girl in the bikini in your link??? she has a six pack!!!! lol :-? :-? :-? :-?
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aaron you mean that girl in the bikini in your link??? she has a six pack!!!! lol :-? :-? :-? :-?
Not the usual type I go for (normally I like women with a bit more meat on their bones!) .. but there's just something about her; or about her character in that show, at least ;)
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well i tried to mention on here before that my personal fave at the mo is the bird from the match.com ad.
mmmmmm
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well i tried to mention on here before that my personal fave at the mo is the bird from the match.com ad.
mmmmmm
Now you have to go and find a video or picture.. because all I could find was match.com adverts from a couple of years ago.
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of course ............... :y
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2010/3/match-love-story.jpg&imgrefurl=http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/2010/start-your-love-story-at-match-com/&usg=__LrR7O1Nd4ubc81iLqqMRD4t7I1E=&h=326&w=515&sz=47&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=gYh3kxvHA2fvuM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=183&ei=OPdjTbTNHNPs4gaxzO3HCQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgirl%2Bfrom%2Bmatch.com%2Badvert%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D1R2ADFA_enGB413%26biw%3D1345%26bih%3D560%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Divnsfd&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=128&vpy=83&dur=156&hovh=179&hovw=282&tx=189&ty=88&oei=OPdjTbTNHNPs4gaxzO3HCQ&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0
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Ahhh that one! Yes, she is very, very cute.
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she is. i wish the ad wouldnt include that idiot with the guitar though and just concentrate on the girl ;D ;D
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Ahhh that one! Yes, she is very, very cute.
She'd have to improve her taste in the cardigan department. ::) Or am I being too picky? ;D
Kevin
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;D I think that just adds to the cuteness factor for me!
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A bit of a plain Jane..........................but thats just me. ::) :D ;D
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A bit of a plain Jane..........................but thats just me. ::) :D ;D
But what is she hiding underneath that cardigan ? :-X