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Title: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 01 March 2011, 00:51:55
was like Benjamin Buttons, and so your body was old whilst young..... then your body gets younger as you get older?????? no more aches and pains.... no midlife spread.... ?
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: albitz on 01 March 2011, 00:57:26
Im told that mine is getting younger by the day anyway. :y
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 01 March 2011, 00:58:53
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Im told that mine is getting younger by the day anyway. :y


Not the way you bash yourself about  ;D
Anyway should you not be asllep now in the brush cupboard?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: albitz on 01 March 2011, 01:00:41
some parts of my body are young enough to go to junior school. :y ;D
Have now moved from the brush cupboard to the wardrobe. :y :P ;D
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: CaptainZok on 01 March 2011, 01:30:25
Albs the OOF Frank Spencer. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: jyr001 on 01 March 2011, 19:34:38
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was like Benjamin Buttons, and so your body was old whilst young..... then your body gets younger as you get older?????? no more aches and pains.... no midlife spread.... ?

It's the sleepiness I can't get over. It's no wonder you put on weight when you get older. I don't seem to do f**k all yet I'm always tired. After an afternoon nap on the sofa on Sunday - and yet another missed opportunity to finish decorating the kitchen - I got up and said to the wife "I'm just popping upstairs to wash and change". She replied "Good. When you come back down could you be a 24 year old, cordon bleu, diy freak, sex god.  :-[

I think I may have upset her.
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Webby the Bear on 01 March 2011, 19:38:10
im always nackered as well. get in from work, a few posts on here and then im ready for sleepy time
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 March 2011, 19:39:46
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was like Benjamin Buttons, and so your body was old whilst young..... then your body gets younger as you get older?????? no more aches and pains.... no midlife spread.... ?

hmmm.. at the end will we turn to the same place ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: dbug on 01 March 2011, 19:40:39
I've noticed that as I got older sex took longer!  A few years back my partner used to say thank you in the morning, now she says get off.
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Webby the Bear on 01 March 2011, 19:44:50
sex does take longer. mainly cos it aint always bursting at the seems... if you gets my drift lol
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: sandune on 01 March 2011, 19:45:11
Being an old un i take vitimins, i't maybe psychosomatic ,but the aches seem to lessen so sometimes i feel younger  if you know what i mean ;) ;) ;) :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: TheBoy on 01 March 2011, 19:47:22
Sex? C'mon regulars, what would I rather do?
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Post by: Mysteryman on 01 March 2011, 19:53:19
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Sex? C'mon regulars, what would I rather do?


Yes. But you'd rather have something to eat than anything else, not just sex.
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: griffin on 01 March 2011, 19:54:45
I blame the winter. You go to work in the dark you come home in the dark and its cold...

Roll on the warm summer days  :y ;D
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Mysteryman on 01 March 2011, 19:57:29
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I blame the winter. You go to work in the dark you come home in the dark and its cold...

Roll on the warm summer days  :y ;D


Yes. Winter. I don't like having to watch my missus go out to work in the dark and come home in the dark :(

Sometimes though, if I'm up, I scrape her windscreen for her. :)
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Webby the Bear on 01 March 2011, 19:58:50
so what do you do all day? lol
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: albitz on 01 March 2011, 20:00:05
The original metrosexual Steve. ::)
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Mysteryman on 01 March 2011, 20:02:40
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so what do you do all day? lol


I'm very busy at the moment, there's a cricket world cup on you know.
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Mysteryman on 01 March 2011, 20:03:31
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The original metrosexual Steve. ::)

I've never owned a metro, never mind had sex in one.
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Webby the Bear on 01 March 2011, 20:07:13
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I'm very busy at the moment, there's a cricket world cup on you know.


hold on a sec lol..... so you stay in whilst your mrs works? and i remember you saying from a previous thread that she earns lots of dosh.....

so you're a kept man?
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: albitz on 01 March 2011, 20:08:16
He ought to be ashamed of himself webby, and Im not remotely jealous. >:(
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Mysteryman on 01 March 2011, 20:08:29
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I'm very busy at the moment, there's a cricket world cup on you know.


hold on a sec lol..... so you stay in whilst your mrs works? and i remember you saying from a previous thread that she earns lots of dosh.....

so you're a kept man?


Not exactly. She makes me cook the tea and mow the lawn. Bitch.
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Lazydocker on 01 March 2011, 20:11:00
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Sex? C'mon regulars, what would I rather do?
Someone mention Tea? ::) ::) ;D ;D

Actually... That's a bit worrying... You spent all weekend asking me for Tea :o :o Gixer's right, you have started grooming me as well! :D :D
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Webby the Bear on 01 March 2011, 20:17:18
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Not exactly. She makes me cook the tea and mow the lawn. Bitch.

if i was wearing one i would take my hat off to ya. so instead ill take my underwear off.

(http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j453/Webbybear/imagesCAF2SQGZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Would it be better if you body
Post by: Mysteryman on 01 March 2011, 20:19:06
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Not exactly. She makes me cook the tea and mow the lawn. Bitch.

if i was wearing one i would take my hat off to ya. so instead ill take my underwear off.

(http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j453/Webbybear/imagesCAF2SQGZ.jpg)


Errrr....no need....honestly. ;D