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Title: Pengiun satnav??? SWEAR WORDS.
Post by: Amigo on 28 February 2011, 23:18:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9c8FJ19yVE&NR=1
Title: Re: Pengiun satnav??? SWEAR WORDS.
Post by: hotel21 on 28 February 2011, 23:21:19
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?                                  

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.   The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
 
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
 
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
 
 
 
 

Then they kick him in the ice hole......



 :P   ;D
Title: Re: Pengiun satnav??? SWEAR WORDS.
Post by: henryd on 28 February 2011, 23:21:57
Pmsl ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pengiun satnav??? SWEAR WORDS.
Post by: Amigo on 28 February 2011, 23:23:44
I thought only elephants were that compassionate! :y
Title: Re: Pengiun satnav??? SWEAR WORDS.
Post by: Jimbob on 01 March 2011, 07:48:22
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?                                  

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.   The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
 
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
 
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
 
 
 
 

Then they kick him in the ice hole......



 :P   ;D


GIT...you had me....briefly  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pengiun satnav??? SWEAR WORDS.
Post by: PhilRich on 01 March 2011, 10:54:51
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?                                  

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.   The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
 
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
 
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
 
 
 
 

Then they kick him in the ice hole......



 :P   ;D





Trusting Birdbrain that I am, that had me totally engrossed right up to the Punchline!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Pengiun satnav??? SWEAR WORDS.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 01 March 2011, 11:30:15
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?                                  

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.   The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
 
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
 
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
 
 
 
 

Then they kick him in the ice hole......



 :P   ;D





Trusting Birdbrain that I am, that had me totally engrossed right up to the Punchline!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


And me!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Pengiun satnav??? SWEAR WORDS.
Post by: Turk on 01 March 2011, 20:32:11
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9c8FJ19yVE&NR=1

Deja vu  ::)
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1298929776
(Would be forgivable...if you hadn't posted a reply directly underneath. ;D ;) )

Well funny tho'. :y   A modern day Johnny Morris. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP5CQH7pEJw
Title: Re: Pengiun satnav??? SWEAR WORDS.
Post by: Sixstring on 02 March 2011, 09:40:29
Thought you were really intelligent until the last bit!!!

PMSL ;D