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Title: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Del Boy on 02 March 2011, 22:07:23
This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on  ;D

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 02 March 2011, 22:08:16
Bloody good job you dont operate a Taxi!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 02 March 2011, 22:08:51
I don't have smoking in my car since we packed in, But what can you do in your car maybe a better list to post  ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Danny on 02 March 2011, 22:11:27
dirty feet, smoking, food, drink, drugs
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Del Boy on 02 March 2011, 22:11:29
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Bloody good job you dont operate a Taxi!  ;D ;D

I do part time, but that's not my car luckily. I wouldn't be a good cabby if I had to do it in my own car  :-/
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: aaronjb on 02 March 2011, 22:13:25
I don't allow any sex in my car.

 ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Amigo on 02 March 2011, 22:17:57
Children, or if i have to they cannot eat or drink. I also go up the wall if they touch the windows as i'm always cleaning the glass inside & out. Kids don't have to eat & drink every trip out.

   They also have this filthy habit of sticking thier fingers up thier noses/in thier mouths & then having to touch everything.

   Get off my shiny glass & leather, in fact stay out altogether & go in Mum's car!
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Del Boy on 02 March 2011, 22:19:41
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Children, or if i have to they cannot eat or drink. I also go up the wall if they touch the windows as i'm always cleaning the glass inside & out. Kids don't have to eat & drink every trip out.

   They also have this filthy habit of sticking thier fingers up thier noses/in thier mouths & then having to touch everything.

   Get off my shiny glass & leather, in fact stay out altogether & go in Mum's car!

It's not just me who hates dirty windows then  :)
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 02 March 2011, 22:20:17
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Children, or if i have to they cannot eat or drink. I also go up the wall if they touch the windows as i'm always cleaning the glass inside & out. Kids don't have to eat & drink every trip out.

Yes they do, its thirsty work sitting bored in the back of an ode banger  ;D

   They also have this filthy habit of sticking thier fingers up thier noses/in thier mouths & then having to touch everything.

   Get off my shiny glass & leather, in fact stay out altogether & go in Mum's car!
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: davethediver on 02 March 2011, 22:20:43
The Mrs is banned from eating or drinking in the car or saying "whoops" then going quite as it means something else thats not allowed has happened and i didn't spot it  ;D ;D

And NO kids under any circumstances they just spread muck and think everything needs a fingerprint on it >:(
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 02 March 2011, 22:21:42
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I don't allow any sex in my car.

 ;D


Quite right Aaron. 8-) :y :y

It's a filthy habit.
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 02 March 2011, 22:22:45
No kids in your cars!! oh please... you know you sad lot love cleaning and cleaning your cars, so it would be a good excuse  :P ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Auto Addict on 02 March 2011, 22:23:38
Any music later than the 60's.
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Elite Pete on 02 March 2011, 22:25:33
No male hitchhikers, no pikeys, no food and no smoking ;)
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: albitz on 02 March 2011, 22:25:40
Lying scousers and OOF admins. >:(
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: aaronjb on 02 March 2011, 22:26:03
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I don't allow any sex in my car.

 ;D


Quite right Aaron. 8-) :y :y

It's a filthy habit.

Reminds me of the first Nissan I went to look at .. a suspicious tear & round hole in the pass. side dash at 'foot height' if you had your legs in 'that' position, and a dirty great stain in the middle of the passenger seat.

Needless to say I didn't buy that one  ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Del Boy on 02 March 2011, 22:26:08
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Lying scousers and OOF admins. >:(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Amigo on 02 March 2011, 22:30:21
Nappy changing...NO FRICKING WAY! Outside or bundle the smelly thing up until we get to a superstore or crappy harvester excuse for a real pub that has a changing room.

   You have your car & i have mine. Never the twain shall meet. There's a time & a place & it's not on my leather. >:(
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Omega_Dan on 02 March 2011, 22:31:17
Smoking, eating, muddy shoes ect! cream interior :D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Amigo on 02 March 2011, 22:36:33
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Smoking, eating, muddy shoes ect! cream interior :D
I smoke but NEVER use the ashtray as it stinks if you do. I also always have a window open as i do at home all year round.
   No replacement for fresh air. :y
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Omega_Dan on 02 March 2011, 22:42:04
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Smoking, eating, muddy shoes ect! cream interior :D
I smoke but NEVER use the ashtray as it stinks if you do. I also always have a window open as i do at home all year round.
   No replacement for fresh air. :y

I have the odd smoke but im clumsy. It would end up on the back seat after a failed flick out the window ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Elite Pete on 02 March 2011, 22:45:16
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Lying scousers and OOF admins. >:(
;D ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Vamps on 02 March 2011, 22:46:42
Every time I get another car I ban chocolate, and ever since Miss Vamps could talk she has said "you said that last time Daddy".... ::) ::) ::)

I did it with this Omega, is mint inside, now full of rubbish and some chocolate on the front seat, courtesy of Miss Vamps.....Kid's don't you just love em... :D :D :D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Amigo on 02 March 2011, 22:49:48
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Every time I get another car I ban chocolate, and ever since Miss Vamps could talk she has said "you said that last time Daddy".... ::) ::) ::)

I did it with this Omega, is mint inside, now full of rubbish and some chocolate on the front seat, courtesy of Miss Vamps.....Kid's don't you just love em... :D :D :D
Yes. I'm a Daddy & a doting godfather but NO MESS in the car. I simply won't have it. :)
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: albitz on 02 March 2011, 22:50:28
I can remember the heartbreak of trying to keep a car nice when I had young kids. I gave up and lost interest in the end.
Now they are grown up, I dont have the problem, although I dont get too fussy about it these days. Lifes too short, although if I had a mint Elite or similar it might be different.
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Vamps on 02 March 2011, 23:03:46
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I can remember the heartbreak of trying to keep a car nice when I had young kids. I gave up and lost interest in the end.
Now they are grown up, I dont have the problem, although I dont get too fussy about it these days. Lifes too short, although if I had a mint Elite or similar it might be different.

The winter sun has a lot to answer for,  it is showing a considerable layer of dust on the dash :-[ :-[ Not been the weather for cleaning inside though... ::) ::)
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: jonnycool on 02 March 2011, 23:06:40
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This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on  ;D

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.
You sound like a bundle of laughs mate  ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Vamps on 03 March 2011, 00:01:00
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This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on  ;D

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.
You sound like a bundle of laughs mate  ;D

Miss Vamps would say 'boring old fart' ..... :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Jimbob on 03 March 2011, 07:57:27
as ours is very much a family car....probably smoking is it.
and food I cant easily clean off.

mine is a big practical car, and treated as such, not a luxury showpiece.
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Banjax on 03 March 2011, 08:07:16
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This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on  ;D

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.
You sound like a bundle of laughs mate  ;D

my preciousssssssss ;D ;D ;D

its only a car - relax  :y
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: MICHELINMAN on 03 March 2011, 09:06:40
women who smoke >:(
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: MICHELINMAN on 03 March 2011, 09:08:35
suicide bombers?
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: MICHELINMAN on 03 March 2011, 09:10:37
and, erm....oh yes!
Really muddy shoes are most unwelcome >:(
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: jonnycool on 03 March 2011, 10:42:22
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as ours is very much a family car....probably smoking is it.
and food I cant easily clean off.

mine is a big practical car, and treated as such, not a luxury showpiece.
Me too, two young kids, so can't be too upset when it gets in a mess, it cleans up eventually, like the house really  :)
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: bigegg on 03 March 2011, 10:51:30
I bought my MV6 about september last year.
It's still sat in the warehouse, awaiting repairs...
I've been telling the wife that there will be ABSOLUTELY no smoking in it when I do finally allow her in it.

We actually had a real serious argument over it lst month when she put a cup of tea on the bonnet !  >:( >:( >:(

I've got a sh*theep rustbucket transit van that she can spill tea all over, smoke in and the kids can leave rubbish in - the omega is pristine, and going to stay that way.

Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: V6 CDX-er on 03 March 2011, 12:58:08

2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.

All of the above, plus no socialists, communists, greenies or ugly women.
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: tunnie on 03 March 2011, 16:54:58
blimey, more rules than a ruler shop.

A car is a tool, mines used to haul junk to the tip, camping trips often bring mud and other crap. I guess I only have one request, no smoking!
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: I_want_an_Omega on 03 March 2011, 17:56:32
Fish & Chips - stinks for ages .............
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Del Boy on 03 March 2011, 17:58:19
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This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on  ;D

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.
You sound like a bundle of laughs mate  ;D

my preciousssssssss ;D ;D ;D

its only a car - relax  :y

Any car I have is sort of like a temporary child of mine  ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Shimmy on 03 March 2011, 18:08:23
I need to clean my interior, still have some empty lucosade bottles in the rear footwell and LOTS of little rubber bits transfered from 5 a side pitches.

I don't allow smoking in my car though.
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Amigo on 03 March 2011, 20:10:11
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Any music later than the 60's.
My Cortina's like that. Put a modern CD in & it spits it out .

   The negative polarity/alternator, spin on oil filter, leccy washers & the CD player itself are about as much as she'll take!!!!!

   Johnny Cash is in residence at the moment, she does'nt seem to mind him!!! ;D 8-)
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 March 2011, 20:19:11
No smoking

My better half does what she pleases, which normally includes feet on dash but has agreed to take her stilletoes of before she put her feet on the headlineing.  ::)

Food and wine are often consuming in the car, we just keep carrier bags in there for the rubbish. :y
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Banjax on 04 March 2011, 09:42:24
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This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on  ;D

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.
You sound like a bundle of laughs mate  ;D

my preciousssssssss ;D ;D ;D

its only a car - relax  :y

Any car I have is sort of like a temporary child of mine  ;D

i was a bit like that with a few cars to be honest - not the current pug tho - that'd be like being precious over a wheelbarrow  ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: mathewst on 04 March 2011, 09:58:59
Well nobody mentioned that they don't allow prostitutes in the car (male or female) so I guess ...  :-X
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: omegabsw on 04 March 2011, 11:12:15
I dont ban anything in my car, its just a 10 year old Vauxhall and is a workhorse.

Not keen on people smoking but thats only because I dont smoke myself.
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: aaronjb on 04 March 2011, 11:24:19
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Well nobody mentioned that they don't allow prostitutes in the car (male or female) so I guess ...  :-X

I believe I said no sex.. I figured that precluded ladies of the night, too ;D
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: Amigo on 04 March 2011, 15:43:58
Water leaks but she's ignoring me, chucking it out somewhere!!!! ::)
Title: Re: What don't you allow in your car?
Post by: MICHELINMAN on 04 March 2011, 15:44:36
Take That CDs ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D