Omega Owners Forum

Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Terbs on 29 March 2011, 22:38:56

Title: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Terbs on 29 March 2011, 22:38:56
Hi all.
With reference to the qualifying posts for selling the car/wife etc.
I totally disagree with the post count.... >:(
250 is fine for cars :y....but to sell the wife should be 10 at most :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Ray_Tupper on 29 March 2011, 22:40:16
I will give you 10 posts for her son  ;D
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Kevin Wood on 29 March 2011, 22:42:48
She'd have to be an Omega or part thereof to qualify, of course.  :y
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: o-meg-a on 29 March 2011, 22:44:34
or the size of one at least!
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Ray_Tupper on 29 March 2011, 22:44:59
Of course, no other rear end like women/omega, especially when it gets a wiggle  :D
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Elite Pete on 29 March 2011, 22:45:46
I've sent mine out with £20 notes in each ear but she still comes home ;D
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Terbs on 29 March 2011, 22:50:45
Quote
I will give you 10 posts for her son  ;D


Thats probably the nicest thing anyone said to me today..........says me as I sit here counting my pension ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


EDIT...Just thought, good job she don't read this...its our 42nd wedding anniversary today. :y
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Vamps on 29 March 2011, 22:51:53
Sell..... :o :o You can have her, just place your bids.... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Vamps on 29 March 2011, 22:53:49
Quote
I will give you 10 posts for her son  ;D

You might want to clarify your meaning.....I am assuming you are not wanting to buy a boy..... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Ray_Tupper on 29 March 2011, 22:53:58
Congratulations  :y
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Terbs on 29 March 2011, 22:56:00
Quote
Of course, no other rear end like women/omega, especially when it gets a wiggle  :D

Don't know your age mate, but when they get to swmbo's age, wiggle turns to flop-bot ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Terbs on 29 March 2011, 22:56:59
Quote
Quote
I will give you 10 posts for her son  ;D

You might want to clarify your meaning.....I am assuming you are not wanting to buy a boy..... :D :D :D
Do you know Mike....I thought he wanted to buy my son at first :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Ray_Tupper on 29 March 2011, 22:59:02
Quote
Quote
Of course, no other rear end like women/omega, especially when it gets a wiggle  :D

Don't know your age mate, but when they get to swmbo's age, wiggle turns to flop-bot ;D ;D ;D ;D


Flop-bot is the age I am at  ;D
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Kevin Wood on 29 March 2011, 23:00:15
Quote
Quote
Of course, no other rear end like women/omega, especially when it gets a wiggle  :D

Don't know your age mate, but when they get to swmbo's age, wiggle turns to flop-bot ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ahh, a loose rear end. That'll be the subframe bushes. :y

Kevin
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Terbs on 29 March 2011, 23:03:04
Quote
Congratulations  :y
Thanks Ray :y
I remember it well...Hazlemere Church....stinking hangover..Grand National Day....Highland Wedding won...I think it was 11-2 :y
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Terbs on 29 March 2011, 23:06:17
Quote
Quote
Quote
Of course, no other rear end like women/omega, especially when it gets a wiggle  :D

Don't know your age mate, but when they get to swmbo's age, wiggle turns to flop-bot ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ahh, a loose rear end. That'll be the subframe bushes. :y

Kevin

Hmmmmm Kev.....I wonder if she will let me fit some new ones tomorrow ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Re the For Sale qualifications
Post by: Ray_Tupper on 29 March 2011, 23:07:33
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Of course, no other rear end like women/omega, especially when it gets a wiggle  :D

Don't know your age mate, but when they get to swmbo's age, wiggle turns to flop-bot ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ahh, a loose rear end. That'll be the subframe bushes. :y

Kevin

Hmmmmm Kev.....I wonder if she will let me fit some new ones tomorrow ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


I am off to bed now think I have just had some wind in it  ::)