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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 28 March 2011, 22:04:22
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As most of you know Hotel21 is my Dad, but whilst just having a chat as Father & Son sometimes do he was telling me what he has in his Pocket............
He does live up in the Highlands my Motherland :y
Now what was it in his Pocket do you think????
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was he playing billiards or is it too cold? ;D ;D
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After todays mishap - his P45 ? :D ;D
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Bits of disco bumper? ;D ;D
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A hole.
Ken
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If it's his round next, I would suggest:
a) Superglue
b) Wallet with a time lock
c) A 50 euro note
;)
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Something heavy to whack you on the head with to finally knock some sense into you. ::) ;D
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If it's his round next, I would suggest:
a) Superglue
b) Wallet with a time lock
c) A 50 euro note
;)
;D
Neither original or really funny but, amused me... ;D :y
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If it's his round next, I would suggest:
a) Superglue
b) Wallet with a time lock
c) A 50 euro note
;)
It does make me laugh too.. as I have a couple of Scots mates who are the most generous people I have come across... ;)
I wonder where that actually comes from ?
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If it's his round next, I would suggest:
a) Superglue
b) Wallet with a time lock
c) A 50 euro note
;)
It does make me laugh too.. as I have a couple of Scots mates who are the most generous people I have come across... ;)
I wonder where that actually comes from ?
Stoke? ;D ;D
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Ok Pink Boy I'll humour you if nobody else will.
Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
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None of you are actually close...
So here is a clue:
Its an animal ;)
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What colour is it?
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The Evidence, a CCTV video tape..... :D :D
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None of you are actually close...
So here is a clue:
Its an animal ;)
Easy. It's a ferret.
He wants to know what it's like to be a Yorkshireman for a day. ;) ;D
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None of you are actually close...
So here is a clue:
Its an animal ;)
Easy. It's a ferret.
He wants to know what it's like to be a Yorkshireman for a day. ;) ;D
You really are making me smirk tonight Nick ;D :y
But your wrong its not a Ferret :D
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Did someone call? ;)
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None of you are actually close...
So here is a clue:
Its an animal ;)
Easy. It's a ferret.
He wants to know what it's like to be a Yorkshireman for a day. ;) ;D
You really are making me smirk tonight Nick ;D :y
But your wrong its not a Ferret :D
I know, I know, I was only jesting!
I can now reveal that your Dad has a polar bear in his pocket.
Fed up with this hoax global warming and the fact that it is freezing in the Arctic, the poor animal has sought warm refuge.
Knowing that your Dad lives not a million miles away from Dounray, he has eeked out a spot of "Glow Ball Warming".
;) ;D
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Come on then Dazzle what colour is it?
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Is it black with whiskers?
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Easy - a haggis :)
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Is it a squirrel nutcracking. :D :D :D
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A lucky rabbits foot ;D
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A crank sensor.
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Reversing Sensors ::)
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It's his d!ck, isn't it?
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you just have to lower the tone dont you ? ::) :P
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Another clue then. Its an Animal, which has horns ;)
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Aww has he got you a new pet for your birthday?
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is this a cheep animal?
or a deer one?
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a horny back toad
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A lucky rabbits foot ;D
This one doesn't work... otherwise the rabbit would still be the owner ! ::)
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is this a cheep animal?
or a deer one?
He has stumbled across the odd dear with living up there but no its not that but your getting warmer ;D
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what hasss it got in itssss pocketssss, precsssioussss?
a ram of some kind?
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A horny snail.
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what hasss it got in itssss pocketssss, precsssioussss?
a ram of some kind?
Very warm :-X :y
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A horny snail.
Your Freezing Knobhead..... :P
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A horny snail.
Your Freezing Knobhead..... :P
Be quiet Dunderhead. I'm not actually guessing, just keeping you humoured.
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(http://images.tvrage.com/shows/16/15251.jpg)
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(http://www.partytimedirect.co.uk/ekmps/shops/bradviewltd/images/viking-helmet-with-horns-and-hair-16933-p%5Bekm%5D131x175%5Bekm%5D.jpg)
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(http://images.tvrage.com/shows/16/15251.jpg)
Shaun the Sheep is something a Welshman keeps in his pocket not a Hairy Arsed Scotsman ;D
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(http://images.tvrage.com/shows/16/15251.jpg)
Shaun the Sheep is something a Welshman keeps his todger in not a Hairy Arsed Scotsman ;D
Don't start with the racism again dickbrain. ;D
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(http://images.tvrage.com/shows/16/15251.jpg)
Shaun the Sheep is something a Welshman keeps his todger in not a Hairy Arsed Scotsman ;D
Don't start with the racism again dickbrain. ;D
Not racists Ugly just Stmoism :P
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)
;)
Kevin
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)
;)
Kevin
Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)
;)
Kevin
Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D
It was the first thought that came into my head, before animals were discussed.
Besides, walking a hound can be thirsty work, apparently. ::)
Kevin
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I still say he's tossing his caber in there. ;D
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I say Zok os on the right track.... ;)
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I say Zok os on the right track.... ;)
Are you saying I am misleading them?? ;D ;D
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)
;)
Kevin
Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D
famous grouse?
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)
;)
Kevin
Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D
famous grouse?
Thought you had it then ;D
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)
;)
Kevin
Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D
famous grouse?
Thats cooking whisky!! ;D
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Lemmie guess, is it pink by any chance?
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Lemmie guess, is it pink by any chance?
and wrinkly.....
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And exactly the same shape as a...Thingy. ;D
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Sounds like it was me that got it. ;D
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One of these by any chance?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12034245/Naked%20mole%20rat%202.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12034245/Naked%20mole%20rat%201.jpg)
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One of these by any chance?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12034245/Naked%20mole%20rat%202.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12034245/Naked%20mole%20rat%201.jpg)
Blimey! The skin factory must have been on time and a half when that little critter was made!
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Apparently it's a Naked Mole Rat from North Africa.
So my sources tell me.
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Do Kilts have pockets?
I realise that those Scotsmen are brave guys, but not so sure they would be brave enough to have one of those down in a pocket ;D
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Apparently it's a Naked Mole Rat from North Africa.
So my sources tell me.
A what? never heard of one :o
Is it related to that other Rat on here? :D
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Apparently it's a Naked Mole Rat from North Africa.
So my sources tell me.
A what? never heard of one :o
Is it related to that other Rat on here? :D
Jamie? :o ;D :D :-X
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so is there a whiskey with a picture of a sheep, or stag on the bottle?
I'm sure I remember seeing one, but can't remember which one.
but sure it started "aber"?
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ooh, ooh.
not a bottle of black sheep?
but that's North Yorkshire/Northumberland? beer, not scottish
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Apparently it's a Naked Mole Rat from North Africa.
So my sources tell me.
A what? never heard of one :o
Is it related to that other Rat on here? :D
Jamie? :o ;D :D :-X
:o >:( >:(
;D