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Title: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 28 March 2011, 22:04:22
As most of you know Hotel21 is my Dad, but whilst just having a chat as Father & Son sometimes do he was telling me what he has in his Pocket............
He does live up in the Highlands my Motherland :y

Now what was it in his Pocket do you think????
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Post by: Banjax on 28 March 2011, 22:13:23
was he playing billiards or is it too cold?  ;D ;D
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Post by: albitz on 28 March 2011, 22:16:36
After todays mishap - his P45 ? :D ;D
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Post by: CaptainZok on 28 March 2011, 22:18:36
Bits of disco bumper? ;D ;D
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Post by: Ken T on 28 March 2011, 22:19:39
A hole.

Ken
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Post by: Nickbat on 28 March 2011, 22:20:15
If it's his round next, I would suggest:

a) Superglue
b) Wallet with a time lock
c) A 50 euro note

 ;)
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: albitz on 28 March 2011, 22:22:19
Something heavy to whack you on the head with to finally knock some sense into you. ::) ;D
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Post by: hotel21 on 28 March 2011, 22:23:37
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If it's his round next, I would suggest:

a) Superglue
b) Wallet with a time lock
c) A 50 euro note

 ;)
;D

Neither original or really funny but, amused me...   ;D   :y
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 28 March 2011, 22:29:29
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If it's his round next, I would suggest:

a) Superglue
b) Wallet with a time lock
c) A 50 euro note

 ;)


It does make me laugh too.. as I have a couple of Scots mates who are the most generous people I have come across...  ;)

I wonder where that actually comes from ?
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: CaptainZok on 28 March 2011, 22:32:58
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If it's his round next, I would suggest:

a) Superglue
b) Wallet with a time lock
c) A 50 euro note

 ;)


It does make me laugh too.. as I have a couple of Scots mates who are the most generous people I have come across...  ;)

I wonder where that actually comes from ?
Stoke? ;D ;D
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: CaptainZok on 28 March 2011, 22:38:36
Ok Pink Boy I'll humour you if nobody else will.
Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 28 March 2011, 22:40:52
None of you are actually close...

So here is a clue:

Its an animal ;)
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: CaptainZok on 28 March 2011, 22:41:23
What colour is it?
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Post by: Vamps on 28 March 2011, 22:42:25
The Evidence, a  CCTV video tape..... :D :D
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Post by: Nickbat on 28 March 2011, 22:44:04
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None of you are actually close...

So here is a clue:

Its an animal ;)


Easy. It's a ferret.

He wants to know what it's like to be a Yorkshireman for a day. ;) ;D 
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 28 March 2011, 22:46:48
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None of you are actually close...

So here is a clue:

Its an animal ;)


Easy. It's a ferret.

He wants to know what it's like to be a Yorkshireman for a day. ;) ;D 


You really are making me smirk tonight Nick  ;D :y

But your wrong its not a Ferret :D
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Post by: Ozzie Ferret on 28 March 2011, 22:49:15
Did someone call? ;)
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Nickbat on 28 March 2011, 23:02:11
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None of you are actually close...

So here is a clue:

Its an animal ;)


Easy. It's a ferret.

He wants to know what it's like to be a Yorkshireman for a day. ;) ;D 


You really are making me smirk tonight Nick  ;D :y

But your wrong its not a Ferret :D

I know, I know, I was only jesting!

I can now reveal that your Dad has a polar bear in his pocket.

Fed up with this hoax global warming and the fact that it is freezing in the Arctic, the poor animal has sought warm refuge.

Knowing that your Dad lives not a million miles away from Dounray, he has eeked out a spot of "Glow Ball Warming".

 ;) ;D
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Post by: CaptainZok on 28 March 2011, 23:04:28
Come on then Dazzle what colour is it?
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Post by: feeutfo on 29 March 2011, 01:53:16
Is it black with whiskers?
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Post by: dbug on 29 March 2011, 02:37:05
Easy - a haggis  :)
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Post by: gstylebaby on 29 March 2011, 03:05:42
Is it a squirrel nutcracking. :D :D :D
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Post by: Jimbob on 29 March 2011, 07:38:15
A lucky rabbits foot  ;D
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Post by: Auto Addict on 29 March 2011, 07:46:45
A crank sensor.
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Post by: Elite Pete on 29 March 2011, 10:13:11
Reversing Sensors ::)
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Post by: Mysteryman on 29 March 2011, 10:15:29
It's his d!ck, isn't it?
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Post by: albitz on 29 March 2011, 10:47:36
you just have to lower the tone dont you ? ::) :P
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 17:26:01
Another clue then. Its an Animal, which has horns  ;)
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Post by: CaptainZok on 29 March 2011, 17:47:53
Aww has he got you a new pet for your birthday?
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Post by: bigegg on 29 March 2011, 18:08:11
is this a cheep animal?
or a deer one?
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Post by: jads on 29 March 2011, 18:23:05
a horny back toad
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Post by: SJKOO01 on 29 March 2011, 18:30:27
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A lucky rabbits foot  ;D

This one doesn't work... otherwise the rabbit would still be the owner !  ::)
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 18:42:31
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is this a cheep animal?
or a deer one?


He has stumbled across the odd dear with living up there but no its not that but your getting warmer ;D
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: bigegg on 29 March 2011, 19:20:25
what hasss it got in itssss pocketssss, precsssioussss?

a ram of some kind?
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Post by: Mysteryman on 29 March 2011, 19:41:12
A horny snail.
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 19:44:59
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what hasss it got in itssss pocketssss, precsssioussss?

a ram of some kind?


Very warm  :-X :y
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 19:45:37
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A horny snail.


Your Freezing Knobhead..... :P
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Mysteryman on 29 March 2011, 19:46:58
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A horny snail.


Your Freezing Knobhead..... :P


Be quiet Dunderhead. I'm not actually guessing, just keeping you humoured.
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: bigegg on 29 March 2011, 19:47:04
(http://images.tvrage.com/shows/16/15251.jpg)

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Post by: bigegg on 29 March 2011, 19:48:47
(http://www.partytimedirect.co.uk/ekmps/shops/bradviewltd/images/viking-helmet-with-horns-and-hair-16933-p%5Bekm%5D131x175%5Bekm%5D.jpg)

Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 19:49:24
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(http://images.tvrage.com/shows/16/15251.jpg)


Shaun the Sheep is something a Welshman keeps in his pocket not a Hairy Arsed Scotsman  ;D
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Post by: Mysteryman on 29 March 2011, 19:51:10
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(http://images.tvrage.com/shows/16/15251.jpg)


Shaun the Sheep is something a Welshman keeps his todger in not a Hairy Arsed Scotsman  ;D


Don't start with the racism again dickbrain. ;D
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 19:53:50
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(http://images.tvrage.com/shows/16/15251.jpg)


Shaun the Sheep is something a Welshman keeps his todger in not a Hairy Arsed Scotsman  ;D


Don't start with the racism again dickbrain. ;D


Not racists Ugly just Stmoism :P
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Kevin Wood on 29 March 2011, 19:58:06
Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)

 ;)

Kevin
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 20:02:46
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)

 ;)

Kevin


Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to  do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 29 March 2011, 20:07:11
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)

 ;)

Kevin


Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to  do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D

It was the first thought that came into my head, before animals were discussed.

Besides, walking a hound can be thirsty work, apparently. ::)

Kevin
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Mysteryman on 29 March 2011, 20:08:56
I still say he's tossing his caber in there. ;D
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Post by: hotel21 on 29 March 2011, 20:18:38
I say Zok os on the right track....   ;)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 20:22:59
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I say Zok os on the right track....   ;)

Are you saying I am misleading them??  ;D ;D
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Post by: bigegg on 29 March 2011, 20:28:31
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)

 ;)

Kevin


Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to  do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D

famous grouse?
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 20:32:01
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)

 ;)

Kevin


Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to  do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D

famous grouse?


Thought you had it then  ;D
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: hotel21 on 29 March 2011, 20:35:51
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Nobody shared the first thought that came into my head, then?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XE7UG7KctGU/TK4vRqCJBWI/AAAAAAAAAMs/rM606z7ACCY/s1600/steel%2Bhip%2Bflask.JPG)

 ;)

Kevin


Mr Wood, I do hold you in very high esteem.... but how in Gods name have two flasks full of Highland Firewater got anything to  do with an Animal??? ;D ;D ;D

famous grouse?


Thats cooking whisky!!   ;D
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: CaptainZok on 29 March 2011, 20:36:07
Lemmie guess, is it pink by any chance?
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Post by: hotel21 on 29 March 2011, 20:37:38
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Lemmie guess, is it pink by any chance?

and wrinkly.....
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Post by: CaptainZok on 29 March 2011, 20:40:07
And exactly the same shape as a...Thingy. ;D
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Post by: Mysteryman on 29 March 2011, 20:42:07
Sounds like it was me that got it. ;D
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Post by: CaptainZok on 29 March 2011, 20:44:14
One of these by any chance?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12034245/Naked%20mole%20rat%202.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12034245/Naked%20mole%20rat%201.jpg)
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 29 March 2011, 22:46:10
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One of these by any chance?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12034245/Naked%20mole%20rat%202.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12034245/Naked%20mole%20rat%201.jpg)

Blimey! The skin factory must have been on time and a half when that little critter was made!
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: CaptainZok on 29 March 2011, 22:49:23
Apparently it's a Naked Mole Rat from North Africa.
So my sources tell me.
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 22:51:05
Do Kilts have pockets?
I realise that those Scotsmen are brave guys, but not so sure they would be brave enough to have one of those down in a pocket  ;D
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Post by: Ray_Tupper on 29 March 2011, 22:56:37
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Apparently it's a Naked Mole Rat from North Africa.
So my sources tell me.


A what? never heard of one  :o

Is it related to that other Rat on here? :D
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 March 2011, 23:12:31
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Apparently it's a Naked Mole Rat from North Africa.
So my sources tell me.


A what? never heard of one  :o

Is it related to that other Rat on here? :D


Jamie? :o ;D :D :-X
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: bigegg on 30 March 2011, 08:16:38
so is there a whiskey with a picture of a sheep, or stag on the bottle?

I'm sure I remember seeing one, but can't remember which one.
but sure it started "aber"?
Title: Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?
Post by: bigegg on 30 March 2011, 08:17:43
ooh, ooh.

not a bottle of black sheep?

but that's North Yorkshire/Northumberland? beer, not scottish
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Post by: TheBoy on 30 March 2011, 09:35:27
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Apparently it's a Naked Mole Rat from North Africa.
So my sources tell me.


A what? never heard of one  :o

Is it related to that other Rat on here? :D


Jamie? :o ;D :D :-X
:o  >:(  >:(

 ;D