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Title: Quiet
Post by: miggy on 27 May 2007, 21:14:45
Quiet tonight, not many new chats lately

Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Markie on 27 May 2007, 21:16:50
Bank holiday weekend and Jamie s away on holiday.... :-/
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 27 May 2007, 21:17:47
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Quiet tonight, not many new chats lately

 

Everyone must be Laid up, or the weather has depressed them so much they have gone to the nearest Ale House ;D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: miggy on 27 May 2007, 21:19:36
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Quiet tonight, not many new chats lately

 

Everyone must be Laid up, or the weather has depressed them so much they have gone to the nearest Ale House ;D

Must be cos there is sod all on TV as per

 >:( >:(
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 27 May 2007, 21:29:39
I'll think of summat to say in a min  ::)  :-/
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: miggy on 27 May 2007, 21:31:13
Urm, Urm, well urm

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 27 May 2007, 21:36:56
Ok thought of summat.......look out for THE new thread  ;D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: miggy on 27 May 2007, 21:38:20
Waiting.
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: miggy on 27 May 2007, 21:38:56
Still waiting

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2007, 21:40:00
break off!
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: miggy on 27 May 2007, 21:41:29
Not you again you northern git, still not got over last night eh


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: hotel21 on 27 May 2007, 21:43:16
OK then, since its quiet.....  A wee funny q...

Why does a fart smell???? ;) :P
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2007, 21:45:41
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OK then, since its quiet.....  A wee funny q...

Why does a fart smell???? ;) :P


To remind senile people like me its time for a sh1t.
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 27 May 2007, 21:46:15
Just posted the new thread....its a question....and in response to Hotel21's question...its coz youve eaten too much greens  ;D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2007, 21:46:30
....and why are turds tapered at one end?
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: miggy on 27 May 2007, 21:47:05
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OK then, since its quiet.....  A wee funny q...

Why does a fart smell???? ;) :P


To remind senile people like me its time for a sh1t.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: hotel21 on 27 May 2007, 21:48:12
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....and why are turds tapered at one end?

To stop your bumhole slamming shut with a bang!   ;D
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Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2007, 21:48:57
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....and why are turds tapered at one end?

To stop your bumhole slamming shut with a bang!   ;D


Give that man a coconut :y
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: hotel21 on 27 May 2007, 21:50:46
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OK then, since its quiet.....  A wee funny q...

Why does a fart smell???? ;) :P


To remind senile people like me its time for a sh1t.

Close, but no ceeegar....

Proper answer is for the benefit of the deaf....   :y
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: hotel21 on 27 May 2007, 21:51:24
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....and why are turds tapered at one end?

To stop your bumhole slamming shut with a bang!   ;D


Give that man a coconut :y

A clean one please, as they tend to taper at one end as well....   ;)
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2007, 22:07:27
There are 22 guests on at the moment, with threads like this, I doubt they'll ever become members ;D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Tony H on 27 May 2007, 22:19:03
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break off!
Lets start another fight!!
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: VX1 on 27 May 2007, 22:24:18
Here's one for you.
There was a man from brazil who swalloed a gun powder pill, His bum backfired his c#'k retired and his b*@'^ks shot over the hill.  :D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Nickbat on 27 May 2007, 23:03:05
A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"  ::)

Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Nickbat on 27 May 2007, 23:03:56
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
"Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Nickbat on 27 May 2007, 23:04:28
Go, post count go!!  :y
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: amigov6 on 27 May 2007, 23:06:50
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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"  ::)

::)Was he charged? :'(
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Nickbat on 27 May 2007, 23:09:42
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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"  ::)

::)Was he charged? :'(


 ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: Danny on 28 May 2007, 01:45:20
i'm well pleased i went to the pub!!

two kids got arrested, one for stealing batteries, one for stealing fireworks, police charged one and let the other one off
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: amigov6 on 28 May 2007, 15:38:03
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i'm well pleased i went to the pub!!

two kids got arrested, one for stealing batteries, one for stealing fireworks, police charged one and let the other one off
:-?Ca'nt take this any more. I'm off to play with my penguins 'cos the clowns told me to so there1 >:(
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: MikeDundee on 28 May 2007, 15:44:07
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i'm well pleased i went to the pub!!

two kids got arrested, one for stealing batteries, one for stealing fireworks, police charged one and let the other one off
:-?Ca'nt take this any more. I'm off to play with my penguins 'cos the clowns told me to so there1 >:(

Imagine if the weather was nice and sunny and hot, like it should be this time of year, there'd be nobody on the Forum ;D ;D
Title: Re: Quiet
Post by: miggy on 28 May 2007, 20:04:25
Twilight zone, wiered man.

 :o :o :o