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Title: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: CaptainZok on 14 April 2011, 16:52:29
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13078895

Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

No sh*t Sherlock. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: Andy B on 14 April 2011, 17:00:05
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13078895

Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

No sh*t Sherlock. ;D ;D


Oooops!  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: amba on 14 April 2011, 17:00:47
Don,t fancy the old mans insurance renewal next year,assuming his son is a named driver.

How too impress his "female passenger ".
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: Elite Pete on 14 April 2011, 17:03:36
Showing off hoping for his leg over and he got it to, when he was climbing over the fence to get out of the field ;D
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: henryd on 14 April 2011, 17:59:17
It'll take a bit of T-cut to polish that lot out :D :D
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: Varche on 14 April 2011, 18:08:57
He could have been adhering to the speed limit and been unlucky and hit a pothole............... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: PhilRich on 14 April 2011, 18:14:18
There's some good news, the wipers are still serviceable! ;D
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: ZacVegas on 14 April 2011, 18:17:33
275 grand and it falls apart, wouldn't have happened in my 900 quid omega ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: Bent valve on 14 April 2011, 18:39:26
Talk about a lucky b4stard, for a start he has a dad that can not only afford an extremely strong fanny magnet, but is also willing to lend it to him, he then attracts said fanny, (which I assume must have been good quality) if that were not good enough he then impresses her with his ability to extract her unharmed from a most impressive 'off' and has somthing to brag about to his mates into the bargain. I bet his dad is proud :y
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: feeutfo on 14 April 2011, 18:48:06
Well he's improved the appearance anyway. :-/
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: SJKOO01 on 14 April 2011, 19:56:26
Apparently a Gumpert, driven by a Mumpert (Muppet)  ::) .

Well least the said crumpet felt the earth move upon the climax of the accident  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: Danny on 14 April 2011, 22:06:17
there's a definate egg in that tyre!
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: CaptainZok on 14 April 2011, 22:13:33
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there's a definate egg in that tyre!
But not as big as the one in his pants. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: o-meg-a on 14 April 2011, 22:17:06
Loving the 'minimalist' bodywork lol
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: Amigo on 14 April 2011, 22:57:27
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13078895

Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

No sh*t Sherlock. ;D ;D
So have you added Tony to your Mig's insurance then John? ::)
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: CaptainZok on 14 April 2011, 23:07:03
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13078895

Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

No sh*t Sherlock. ;D ;D
So have you added Tony to your Mig's insurance then John? ::)
After he was quoted £18K to insure the pram, I doubt it. ;D
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: Banjax on 15 April 2011, 05:58:31
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Talk about a lucky b4stard, for a start he has a dad that can not only afford an extremely strong fanny magnet, but is also willing to lend it to him, he then attracts said fanny, (which I assume must have been good quality) if that were not good enough he then impresses her with his ability to extract her unharmed from a most impressive 'off' and has somthing to brag about to his mates into the bargain. I bet his dad is proud :y

hopefully he was, and hopefully hes named on the insurance  :o
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 April 2011, 09:30:09
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Talk about a lucky b4stard, for a start he has a dad that can not only afford an extremely strong fanny magnet, but is also willing to lend it to him, he then attracts said fanny, (which I assume must have been good quality) if that were not good enough he then impresses her with his ability to extract her unharmed from a most impressive 'off' and has somthing to brag about to his mates into the bargain. I bet his dad is proud :y

hopefully he was, and hopefully hes named on the insurance  :o

ISTR that the Germans have a different way of doing insurance... Can't remember exactly what though :-/ :-/

I know the Italians just insure the car and anyone can drive it :y
Title: Re: Dad, I've had a bit of a bump in your car.
Post by: SJKOO01 on 15 April 2011, 18:26:39
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13078895

Police are investigating whether he was speeding when he lost control of the car on the 50mph road.

No sh*t Sherlock. ;D ;D
So have you added Tony to your Mig's insurance then John? ::)
After he was quoted £18K to insure the pram, I doubt it. ;D

Is this the same one his dad is now throwing his toys out of  ::)