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Title: Gotta share this one...........!!
Post by: Sixstring on 15 April 2011, 08:54:49
My neighbours son is 11, and a bit of a "lad". He will try almost anything, and has injured himself a few times falling off of the roof of the garage, falling out of trees, and comes home wet through sometimes when "fishing" (???)


Yesterday was hilarious. His Dad told me he came home walking funny, and asked his dad for some E45 cream or Burn-ese. Dad enquired why, and was told " me and a couple of mates were lighting farts, and I've burnt my bumhole"


I was laughing so much I was crying.................so was his dad when he told me..............BRILLIANT. :D

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Post by: Lazydocker on 15 April 2011, 09:18:42
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Although... I know several "Lads" who experienced similar during my youth :D :D :D :D :D :D

Now... If only I could find some way to harvest my "wind" and get it into the gas tank on the car :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: Jimbob on 15 April 2011, 09:20:14
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Miggylover on 15 April 2011, 10:39:17
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: jonnycool on 15 April 2011, 11:04:44
I'm sure my little 'un is going to do something like this one day, he's only 5 but he's a mentalist  ;D

Good story SS  ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 15 April 2011, 11:50:46
Brilliant  ;D ;D

Surprised no one has posted this up yet ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhf9U5Wf3Q
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Post by: albitz on 15 April 2011, 12:08:07
Visitors to the Knee workshop in Stoke often display similar symptoms. Not sure its for the same reason though. :-/ :D ;D
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Post by: Dodger on 15 April 2011, 15:22:16
Remember seeing Jasper Carrot live some years ago, and he had a sketch about 'setting light to farts' and 'blowbacks' etc, hilariously funny. I'e still got the cassette of the show somewhere.
Man, what an ignomy, Imagine turning up at A&E with a singed/smoking backside, and telling the nurse that you had a blowback whilst trying to set light to a fart!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: unlucky alf on 15 April 2011, 17:01:54
Perhaps he could make it onto the "Britains got talent" like this guy. :y :y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLw8aH-M2w
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Post by: tunnie on 15 April 2011, 17:44:01
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: millwall on 15 April 2011, 19:12:49
priceless ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Stallion on 15 April 2011, 20:39:32
 :'(  :-[  =  ;D ;D