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Title: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Debs. on 19 May 2011, 16:28:54
....is a 5 to 1 ratio in line with E.U tariffs? :-/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13454160

.....at least it was run with characteristic German efficiency:
"The prostitutes had worn colour-coded arm-bands designating their availability, and the women had their arms stamped after each service rendered." ;D
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2011, 16:31:11
According to Handelsblatt, quoting an unnamed participant, guests were able to take the women to four-poster beds at the spa "and do whatever they liked".

My wife gave me that offer one night. So I tied her to the bed and went for a pint.
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: bob.dent on 19 May 2011, 16:33:30
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According to Handelsblatt, quoting an unnamed participant, guests were able to take the women to four-poster beds at the spa "and do whatever they liked".

My wife gave me that offer one night. So I tied her to the bed and went for a pint.

 ;D ;D ;D

..........back again then Steve? ::) Good to see yer. :y
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: fudgee on 19 May 2011, 16:35:14
I bet some of our MP's and judge's have been to more kinky partys then that one  ;) ;)
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2011, 16:38:30
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According to Handelsblatt, quoting an unnamed participant, guests were able to take the women to four-poster beds at the spa "and do whatever they liked".

My wife gave me that offer one night. So I tied her to the bed and went for a pint.

 ;D ;D ;D

..........back again then Steve? ::) Good to see yer. :y


Hello Bob. I'm a bad penny me. 8-)
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Kevin Wood on 19 May 2011, 16:41:58
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There were about 100 guests and 20 prostitutes were hired.

No.. I'm not going to say it. :-X

Oh, all right, then, but how about reverse alphabetical order? ;D
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: redelitev6 on 19 May 2011, 18:23:25
 :y That's what you call a "no claims bonus"  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Ken T on 19 May 2011, 22:11:50
Its a bit old fashioned this wearing an arm band to denote availability. Why don't they use iPads ?.

Somewhere I came across the joke " need a hooker ?, there's an App for that ". How long before ladies of the night are all with their iPads and aps to let you know who's available, cost, what service is available  etc.

this world is going .......


Ken
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Entwood on 19 May 2011, 22:19:30
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Its a bit old fashioned this wearing an arm band to denote availability. Why don't they use iPads ?.

Somewhere I came across the joke " need a hooker ?, there's an App for that ". How long before ladies of the night are all with their iPads and aps to let you know who's available, cost, what service is available  etc.

this world is going .......


Ken

I have a feeling .. but stand to be corrected ... the iPad wasn't actually available in 2007 ...   :) 
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: aaronjb on 19 May 2011, 22:40:15
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Its a bit old fashioned this wearing an arm band to denote availability. Why don't they use iPads ?.

Somewhere I came across the joke " need a hooker ?, there's an App for that ". How long before ladies of the night are all with their iPads and aps to let you know who's available, cost, what service is available  etc.

this world is going .......


Ken

Not a bad idea that.. GPS location could tell you who you're near if you fancy a quick stop off ;D

Shame you'd never get such an app past Apple ;)
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Kevin Wood on 20 May 2011, 11:54:40
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Its a bit old fashioned this wearing an arm band to denote availability. Why don't they use iPads ?.

Somewhere I came across the joke " need a hooker ?, there's an App for that ". How long before ladies of the night are all with their iPads and aps to let you know who's available, cost, what service is available  etc.

this world is going .......


Ken

Not a bad idea that.. GPS location could tell you who you're near if you fancy a quick stop off ;D

Shame you'd never get such an app past Apple ;)

I don't know so much. A sniff of a fast buck and it'd be in there like a shot. ;)
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 May 2011, 11:57:57
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Its a bit old fashioned this wearing an arm band to denote availability. Why don't they use iPads ?.


Ken


How would they see, Ken? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: jonnycool on 20 May 2011, 11:59:22
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Its a bit old fashioned this wearing an arm band to denote availability. Why don't they use iPads ?.


Ken


How would they see, Ken? ;D ;D ;D
Hee hee, I had to read that one twice  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 May 2011, 12:05:42
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Its a bit old fashioned this wearing an arm band to denote availability. Why don't they use iPads ?.


Ken


How would they see, Ken? ;D ;D ;D
Hee hee, I had to read that one twice  ;D ;D


With 4 eyes to choose from I can see wheye J. ;D ;D
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: aaronjb on 20 May 2011, 14:17:31
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Its a bit old fashioned this wearing an arm band to denote availability. Why don't they use iPads ?.

Somewhere I came across the joke " need a hooker ?, there's an App for that ". How long before ladies of the night are all with their iPads and aps to let you know who's available, cost, what service is available  etc.

this world is going .......


Ken

Not a bad idea that.. GPS location could tell you who you're near if you fancy a quick stop off ;D

Shame you'd never get such an app past Apple ;)

I don't know so much. A sniff of a fast buck and it'd be in there like a shot. ;)

Nah, Father Jobs is almost crusader-like in his war against porn, I can only imagine what he's like with hookers! ;D If he could stop you browsing 'those' websites in Safari and it not be corporate suicide, I'm sure he would..

Then again, he's virtually out of the picture now so who knows :)
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 May 2011, 14:37:12
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According to Handelsblatt, quoting an unnamed participant, guests were able to take the women to four-poster beds at the spa "and do whatever they liked".

My wife gave me that offer one night. So I tied her to the bed and went for a pint.



Not dead then Mr Steve.....no matter... ;)
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Kevin Wood on 20 May 2011, 14:39:07
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Its a bit old fashioned this wearing an arm band to denote availability. Why don't they use iPads ?.

Somewhere I came across the joke " need a hooker ?, there's an App for that ". How long before ladies of the night are all with their iPads and aps to let you know who's available, cost, what service is available  etc.

this world is going .......


Ken

Not a bad idea that.. GPS location could tell you who you're near if you fancy a quick stop off ;D

Shame you'd never get such an app past Apple ;)

I don't know so much. A sniff of a fast buck and it'd be in there like a shot. ;)

Nah, Father Jobs is almost crusader-like in his war against porn, I can only imagine what he's like with hookers! ;D If he could stop you browsing 'those' websites in Safari and it not be corporate suicide, I'm sure he would..

Then again, he's virtually out of the picture now so who knows :)

Oh, silly me. I must have been confusing him with someone else. ;)
Title: Re: What higher premiums are paying for......
Post by: Kevin Wood on 20 May 2011, 16:18:20
Ahh! But, then again... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/20/playboy_back_catalogue_ipad/

 ;)