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Title: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: Debs. on 20 May 2011, 07:33:29

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52840000/jpg/_52840196_spermcopenhagen004.jpg)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13460455

Now, where`s that turkey-baster! ;D

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 May 2011, 07:42:16

 ;D ;D :y

On the basis of that photo it's the grossly dilated urethra of the donor I'd tend to worry about. :'(

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: Debs. on 20 May 2011, 07:58:40

 ::)I was always told:

"It only takes one sperm"

.....that`s looks like it is THE one! ;D

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 May 2011, 08:09:51

In the light of this successful business I wonder how many Danes called Den are making Den marks on nearby surfaces during the efforts to deposit their wares? :-/

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: hercules on 20 May 2011, 16:29:38

im sick of cold callers and folk knocking on my door for donations,the other day a women came from the sperm bank so i gave her a right mouthfull ::)

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: Tony H on 20 May 2011, 18:13:19

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im sick of cold callers and folk knocking on my door for donations,the other day a women came from the sperm bank so i gave her a right mouthfull ::)

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 May 2011, 18:16:23

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::)I was always told:

"It only takes one sperm"

.....that`s looks like it is THE one! ;D

Nope it's dead.....it should be wiggling Ms Debs... :-* :-* :-* ;)

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: SJKOO01 on 20 May 2011, 19:05:34

Jez....

If that's the seed, how much is the baby going to weigh in at the birth!!!!

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: STMO123 on 20 May 2011, 19:11:38

I can't get out these days so I couldn't post any sperm :(

Would shagging the post woman be any good?

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: Debs. on 20 May 2011, 19:15:21

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I can't get out these days so I couldn't post any sperm :(

Would shagging the post woman be any good?

`First class idea!  ;D

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: Debs. on 20 May 2011, 19:17:42

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::)I was always told:

"It only takes one sperm"

.....that`s looks like it is THE one! ;D

Nope it's dead.....it should be wiggling Ms Debs... :-* :-* :-* ;)

 ::) My 'Ex' used to tell me that "non-swimmers" are the best ones. :P

Title: Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 May 2011, 19:20:13

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I can't get out these days so I couldn't post any sperm :(

Would shagging the post woman be any good?

`First class idea!  ;D

Does that apply to French letters as well?