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Title: I had a dream......
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 09:04:11
....I bought a huge, stretch Jag for £10k in a dream last night, it was convertible too, it was red, it belonged to Edward Heath, and the reg no was something like "YDD3T" (Teddy backwards)

What the hell does that mean?  :o
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: r1 on 21 May 2011, 09:29:33
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....I bought a huge, stretch Jag for £10k[i must stop looking at those adverts for pen1s devolpment] in a dream last night, it was convertible too, it was red,[so you had something soft and red in your hand] it belonged to Edward Heath,[rhymes with hampstead heath where allthe nice boys hang out] and the reg no was something like "YDD3T" (Teddy backwards)[ i need my toys]

What the hell does that mean?  :o

hope this helps
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 09:37:40
Thanks r1  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Terbs on 21 May 2011, 09:49:49
Not much hope, I'm afraid !!!! ;D

Too much Haggis !!!!!!!!!!!! :y
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Auto Addict on 21 May 2011, 10:14:57
Your gay.
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 11:24:08
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Your gay.

My gay what?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 21 May 2011, 12:18:32
I also had a dream BJ - there is, however, not one hope in hell of ever realising it, sadly. :( :(
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: SJKOO01 on 21 May 2011, 12:41:52
Perhaps the convertable is visually an old style pram and the Teddy number plate meaning, you're soon going to be throwing your teddies out of it soon  :D
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 14:03:34
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Perhaps the convertable is visually an old style pram and the Teddy number plate meaning, you're soon going to be throwing your teddies out of it soon  :D


thats bound to happen - gave up the fags 3 days ago  :o
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 May 2011, 15:06:48
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....I bought a huge, stretch Jag for £10k in a dream last night, it was convertible too, it was red, it belonged to Edward Heath, and the reg no was something like "YDD3T" (Teddy backwards)

What the hell does that mean?  :o


You're a Tory.
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: r1 on 21 May 2011, 15:39:04



thats bound to happen - gave up the fags 3 days ago  :o
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so i was right about hampstead heath ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 16:33:01
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thats bound to happen - gave up the fags 3 days ago  :o





so i was right about hampstead heath ;D ;D ;D ;D[/quote]

you know what i meant - the kind you waste money on and stick in your mouth..............err....no, hang on :-[ :o
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Stallion on 21 May 2011, 23:34:30
you know what i meant - the kind you waste money on and stick in your mouth..............err....no, hang on :-[ :o
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: I am a Daisy on 22 May 2011, 02:45:23
I dont really know how to break this to you Banjax, but here goes...... it means your mad, sorry
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Banjax on 22 May 2011, 08:43:11
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I dont really know how to break this to you Banjax, but here goes...... it means your mad, sorry


strawberry moose strawberry moose  :D
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 May 2011, 10:40:33
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I dont really know how to break this to you Banjax, but here goes...... it means your mad, sorry


strawberry moose strawberry moose  :D


I hope it doesn't get as bad as this BJ. ;D ;D


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UetYmKOf6as[/media]
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: I am a Daisy on 22 May 2011, 11:58:21
From my beloved Goons and where I take my screen name from

http://k002.kiwi6.com/hotlink/mu88f6xae2/The_Canal.wav
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 May 2011, 12:26:53
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From my beloved Goons and where I take my screen name from

http://k002.kiwi6.com/hotlink/mu88f6xae2/The_Canal.wav


Superb comedy. 8-) :y


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svl6PuN-zd8&feature=related[/media]
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Banjax on 22 May 2011, 12:30:38
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I dont really know how to break this to you Banjax, but here goes...... it means your mad, sorry


strawberry moose strawberry moose  :D


I hope it doesn't get as bad as this BJ. ;D ;D


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UetYmKOf6as[/media]


you know Kramer was based on a real guy  :o who got paid by the show as they refused to let him play himself  ;D

true story
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 May 2011, 12:34:36
Two fine examples from a golden age which shows a standard of writing, acting and timing seldom seen today;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9_kTOgjT3E&feature=related[/media]


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQq_tqB0jA&feature=related[/media]
Title: Re: I had a dream......
Post by: I am a Daisy on 22 May 2011, 12:35:46
One of Milligoons finest pieces of writing, only an experienced idiot could have written this,lol!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSSGiA4f5cs&feature=related[/media]