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Title: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 08:37:59
sues Twitter  :o

Its rather like suing a mobile phone network because you dont like what you heard people saying  ;D ;D


Oh, and everyone knows who you are now anyway so just man up and take the heat  ;)
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 21 May 2011, 08:42:04
I think this is hilarious.

I hope he has to pay the costs for Twitter.

And I know how is is as well - as do 90% of the British population
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Jimbob on 21 May 2011, 08:43:50
A reminder, please dont publish his name, or anagrams etc here....Not worth the risk  :y
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Jimbob on 21 May 2011, 08:44:40
And he isnt suing twitter anyway, just requested information from them on users
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: r1 on 21 May 2011, 08:44:58
well i dont know who he is and i dont care!
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 21 May 2011, 08:53:13
They have taken it to the US courts now.

BTW he is married therefore he is SCUM
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 08:58:12
Not only doesn't he understand twitter, his lawyers should be advising him of the "Streisand Effect" whereby any attempt to hide or remove information online has the opposite effect, encouraging people who normally couldnt give two hoots (like me) to find out  :o
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Phil H. on 21 May 2011, 09:00:26
To quote monty python's life of brian '.................he's a very naughty boy!'  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Nathan on 21 May 2011, 09:07:32
 ;D ;D ;D Funny  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Martian on 21 May 2011, 09:18:07
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well i dont know who he is and i dont care!
Same here, haven't bought a paper or looked at the news since before last December, and you know what??

It's quite refreshing to walk around in blind ignorance of what is happening in the world, and ignorance of whatever it is that is going on hasn't affected my lifestyle in the slightest (except to make me less moody).

To give you an idea of how "ignorant" I am to the world's news, I didn't even know that Wills & Kate were getting married until I read about it on the chalkboard in our local, and that was only 5 days before the event.
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Martian on 21 May 2011, 09:20:12
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BTW he is married therefore he is SCUM
A bit strong possibly (scum is the likes of Gary Glitter in my book), but definately not a very nice person if they are prepared to cause that amount of hurt to another human being.
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 09:28:55
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well i dont know who he is and i dont care!
Same here, haven't bought a paper or looked at the news since before last December, and you know what??

It's quite refreshing to walk around in blind ignorance of what is happening in the world, and ignorance of whatever it is that is going on hasn't affected my lifestyle in the slightest (except to make me less moody).

To give you an idea of how "ignorant" I am to the world's news, I didn't even know that Wills & Kate were getting married until I read about it on the chalkboard in our local, and that was only 5 days before the event.

Wills and who now?  :o :o :-/
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 09:36:25
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And he isnt suing twitter anyway, just requested information from them on users

he has to do it through the courts - but yeah hes not looking for money just information........ironically - lifes a bitch, eh ;D
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 16:35:45
heard a really good joke that i obviously cant tell you here about Imogen and her burgeoning pop career  :o
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Richgm on 21 May 2011, 16:59:49
I think twitter users have rebelled a bit over this. The alleged footballers name is in several jokes.
Interestingly the tweets including one by @FrankLampardUK
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: cleggy on 21 May 2011, 17:29:34
He obviously doesn't look at Wikipedia  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 21 May 2011, 17:57:18
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well i dont know who he is and i dont care!
Same here, haven't bought a paper or looked at the news since before last December, and you know what??

It's quite refreshing to walk around in blind ignorance of what is happening in the world, and ignorance of whatever it is that is going on hasn't affected my lifestyle in the slightest (except to make me less moody).

To give you an idea of how "ignorant" I am to the world's news, I didn't even know that Wills & Kate were getting married until I read about it on the chalkboard in our local, and that was only 5 days before the event.


Affair - don't care

THe injunction definately care about the miss use of them
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: fudgee on 21 May 2011, 18:05:48
I really don't give a toss who is shagging who but it really is pathetic to make this Imogen slapper out to be the victim in all of this like a lot of the media is and most importantly like she is herself.

It takes 2 to tango and she knew that he had a wife and kids but still jumped into bed with him at every single opportunity she could.

The footballer and her are as bad as each other and the only victims in all of this are his family.

If his wife does leave him and then ends up getting a bit lonely and fancy's a good 8 inches then all she has to do is pop down to Surrey to see me.

I might drive an Omega and not an Aston Martin like he does but just remember sexy.....

It's not the size of the boat that matters....It's the motion in the ocean  ;) ;)    :P
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 18:14:00
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I really don't give a toss who is shagging who but it really is pathetic to make this Imogen slapper out to be the victim in all of this like a lot of the media is and most importantly like she is herself.

It takes 2 to tango and she knew that he had a wife and kids but still jumped into bed with him at every single opportunity she could.

The footballer and her are as bad as each other and the only victims in all of this are his family.

If his wife does leave him and then ends up getting a bit lonely and fancy's a good 8 inches then all she has to do is pop down to Surrey to see me.

I might drive an Omega and not an Aston Martin like he does but just remember sexy.....

It's not the size of the boat that matters....It's the motion in the ocean  ;) ;)    :P



she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: fudgee on 21 May 2011, 18:31:11

she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)

No woman has ever seen me with my kit off and felt queasy Banjax and they never would.   ;) ;)

12 years of bodybuilding and the fact that an ex-girlfriend nicknamed me ' The Spam Javelin' means that to say i'm confident in that department is an understatement  :y :y

I'm used to getting admiring glances from women whenever I've got my top off........It's actually quite a buzz......not that i'd expect you to understand what that feels like though Banjax  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry though mate.........whether your a skinny runt with no muscle and a pale complexsion or an ugly chubby with a beer belly..........there is somebody for everyone.

Some of us just find it easier then others to get laid thats all I'm saying ;) ;)
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: STMO123 on 21 May 2011, 18:41:42
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she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)

No woman has ever seen me with my kit off and felt queasy Banjax and they never would.   ;) ;)

12 years of bodybuilding and the fact that an ex-girlfriend nicknamed me ' The Spam Javelin' means that to say i'm confident in that department is an understatement  :y :y

I'm used to getting admiring glances from women whenever I've got my top off........It's actually quite a buzz......not that i'd expect you to understand what that feels like though Banjax  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry though mate.........whether your a skinny runt with no muscle and a pale complexsion or an ugly chubby with a beer belly..........there is somebody for everyone.

Some of us just find it easier then others to get laid thats all I'm saying ;) ;)


Well...I think you look a bit like John Cleese myself.
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: fudgee on 21 May 2011, 18:44:20
A few people have told me that STMO  ;D ;D

I just wish I had his money :D
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: M on 21 May 2011, 19:32:10
I just dont get it, anyone can go to Wikipedia looking at Imogen and find out instantly who the footballer is.....

Its all tosh......similar sort of thing to what happened when Baby Ps killers became known.....

Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 21 May 2011, 19:42:36
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she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)

No woman has ever seen me with my kit off and felt queasy Banjax and they never would.   ;) ;)

12 years of bodybuilding and the fact that an ex-girlfriend nicknamed me ' The Spam Javelin' means that to say i'm confident in that department is an understatement  :y :y

I'm used to getting admiring glances from women whenever I've got my top off........It's actually quite a buzz......not that i'd expect you to understand what that feels like though Banjax  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry though mate.........whether your a skinny runt with no muscle and a pale complexsion or an ugly chubby with a beer belly..........there is somebody for everyone.

Some of us just find it easier then others to get laid thats all I'm saying ;) ;)


oh dear, insecure........much?  ;)
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: TheBoy on 21 May 2011, 20:21:28
Do people really care? Its not news, but then the British media are happy to feed the frenzy of the retarded portion of the UK population
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: fudgee on 21 May 2011, 21:15:25
oh dear, insecure........much?  ;)

Not insecure Banjax my man

I've got plenty of faults like everybody else but insecurity is not one of them....... I've got no reason to be mate...just confident in myself and my body.

You would be as well if you were me.......but if it makes you feel better about yourself i'll pretend that I'm really a 25 stone binge eater with man boobs and a minge!!  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 21 May 2011, 22:30:41
You have seen her now off you go ;D ;D
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: M on 22 May 2011, 08:15:39
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she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)

No woman has ever seen me with my kit off and felt queasy Banjax and they never would.   ;) ;)

12 years of bodybuilding and the fact that an ex-girlfriend nicknamed me ' The Spam Javelin' means that to say i'm confident in that department is an understatement  :y :y

I'm used to getting admiring glances from women whenever I've got my top off........It's actually quite a buzz......not that i'd expect you to understand what that feels like though Banjax  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry though mate.........whether your a skinny runt with no muscle and a pale complexsion or an ugly chubby with a beer belly..........there is somebody for everyone.

Some of us just find it easier then others to get laid thats all I'm saying ;) ;)


Its often the most vocal ones that arent getting it though.....

Anyway, dont get the relevance.....

 :-?
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Martian on 22 May 2011, 08:27:33
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Its often the most vocal ones that arent getting it though.....
Always the way.
We have a friend who used to go on all the time about how much he hated gay people and how it was wrong on all levels. Two years later it comes to light that he is partial to a bit of bum fun himself, and his reason for being so "anti gay" around us,,,,,,,,he thought we wouldn't like him once we knew what his preferences were  ::)


PS

8" on the net = 4" in the real world  ;)
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 22 May 2011, 08:48:35
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oh dear, insecure........much?  ;)

Not insecure Banjax my man

I've got plenty of faults like everybody else but insecurity is not one of them....... I've got no reason to be mate...just confident in myself and my body.

You would be as well if you were me.......but if it makes you feel better about yourself i'll pretend that I'm really a 25 stone binge eater with man boobs and a minge!!  ;D ;D


 

now we're getting to the heart of the matter, so this fear you have of being overweight....were you bullied at school?  :o
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: STMO123 on 22 May 2011, 09:05:05
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oh dear, insecure........much?  ;)

Not insecure Banjax my man

I've got plenty of faults like everybody else but insecurity is not one of them....... I've got no reason to be mate...just confident in myself and my body.

You would be as well if you were me.......but if it makes you feel better about yourself i'll pretend that I'm really a 25 stone binge eater with man boobs and a minge!!  ;D ;D


 

You sound like my type of gal :-*
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Jimbob on 22 May 2011, 09:06:53
Cleggy has received a first and final warning over name revealing.

No one else will receive a warning, just a ban.

Please do not risk legal action against OOF.
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 22 May 2011, 09:31:42
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Cleggy has received a first and final warning over name revealing.

No one else will receive a warning, just a ban.

Please do not risk legal action against OOF.

BBC's 606 forum named the player yesterday...I'm guessing its still up - maybe the lawyers dont get back til monday  ;)

but theres no point in oof getting caught in the crossfire - agreed  :y
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 22 May 2011, 12:04:43
having said that, all bets may be off - the Sunday Herald up heres just gone and named him saying it was ridiculous to pretend no one knows  :o
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 22 May 2011, 12:31:55
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Cleggy has received a first and final warning over name revealing.

No one else will receive a warning, just a ban.

Please do not risk legal action against OOF.


We could always go lawyer hunting!
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Banjax on 22 May 2011, 12:33:33
I'm sitting having a cup of tea, waiting for the grand prix and looking up at me from my Sunday Herald is the face of the footballer at the centre of the Imogengate/twittergate thing and i cant tell you, on an open forum, who that is?

I'm beginning to think the worlds gone mad - this isnt Saudi or North Korea yet is it?  :o
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 22 May 2011, 12:34:18
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I'm sitting having a cup of tea, waiting for the grand prix and looking up at me from my Sunday Herald is the face of the footballer at the centre of the Imogengate/twittergate thing and i cant tell you, on an open forum, who that is?

I'm beginning to think the worlds gone mad - this isnt Saudi or North Korea yet is it?  :o


Gordon and co were taking us that way rather quickly >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: M on 22 May 2011, 13:40:26
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I'm sitting having a cup of tea, waiting for the grand prix and looking up at me from my Sunday Herald is the face of the footballer at the centre of the Imogengate/twittergate thing and i cant tell you, on an open forum, who that is?

I'm beginning to think the worlds gone mad - this isnt Saudi or North Korea yet is it?  :o


Totally agree mate, but better safe than sorry eh

 :y
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: CaptainZok on 22 May 2011, 13:48:50
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I'm sitting having a cup of tea, waiting for the grand prix and looking up at me from my Sunday Herald is the face of the footballer at the centre of the Imogengate/twittergate thing and i cant tell you, on an open forum, who that is?

I'm beginning to think the worlds gone mad - this isnt Saudi or North Korea yet is it?  :o

It really has become a farce when 10 seconds of googling and all is revealled but to name the individual on an open forum risks legal action. As they say "The law is an ass."
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: albitz on 22 May 2011, 14:03:01
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Cleggy has received a first and final warning over name revealing.

No one else will receive a warning, just a ban.

Please do not risk legal action against OOF.


We could always go lawyer hunting!

"the more I think about it, old Billy was right.
Lets kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmU_K39axA8
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Jimbob on 22 May 2011, 14:34:35
Think this has run its course now.
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: TheBoy on 22 May 2011, 19:13:14
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Cleggy has received a first and final warning over name revealing.

No one else will receive a warning, just a ban.

Please do not risk legal action against OOF.
Thank you Jimbob, I still haven't heard a final word from the last lot of lawyers that my forum hosting got me in trouble with  :'(
Title: Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
Post by: Jimbob on 22 May 2011, 19:55:16
No worries, and Cleggy apologised as he hadnt realised the possible implications.