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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Nickbat on 21 May 2011, 20:15:29
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But it's a really good friend and I do like to go out with it daily, but that's as far as it goes.
Just so you don't think I'm like this... ;)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html
:o :o
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Oh. My. God.
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If that report makes your eyes water Nickbat, you should have seen the documentrary they did on him and others - Weird doesn't begin to describe it!
The camera crew even caught him making out with their hire car after hours outside the motel room!
Just when you think you've heard everything :o
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Up the rear tailpipe then :D
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ah that was him in the program then????...mind you there cant two weirdo's wanting too do that...sick
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1973 Opal GT [sic]
Can't knock his taste.
Might be one to keep an eye on when buying a used car, though. Ewww. :o
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1973 Opal GT [sic]
Can't knock his taste.
Might be one to keep an eye on when buying a used car, though. Ewww. :o
Yes, may have to extend the mayo test to other areas... ;)
Yuk. (why don't we have a green smiley to show nausea?)
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(http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sick-smileys-1051.gif) (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html) ;D
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Quote's from the link
"Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California".
"Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums".
Still on the brighter side, there's more OOF members. They only have 500 on their site ;D
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At least if you bought a car from this freak you know it'd been well lubed! :-?
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So what do they actually do?
Please let me know as I have a few jokes pending which depend on the answer ;D ;D
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Why Would you do that to the poor car and theres 500 of them! >:( >:(
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So this is what it takes to get Nikbat taking omegas. I'd presumed you don't have an omega Nick. ;)
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So this is what it takes to get Nikbat taking omegas. I'd presumed you don't have an omega Nick. ;)
There's only so much one can talk about Omegas, especially when you have one that's only done 36k miles from new. ;) ;D ;D
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So this is what it takes to get Nikbat taking omegas. I'd presumed you don't have an omega Nick. ;)
There's only so much one can talk about Omegas, especially when you have one that's only done 36k miles from new. ;) ;D ;D
In human terms, that makes my Omega only in her 20s, I reckon. ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Why Would you do that to the poor car and theres 500 of them! >:( >:(
Dont knock it till youve tried it. ;) :-*.................. :D ;D ;D ;D
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....."But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf".....
Freak.......... :o :o :o
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Surely these 500 'people', need to go into a mental institute? I mean I love my cars but, that's just wrong on so many levels.
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Stallion has asked me for my spare plenum "so he can experiment", Im beginning to wonder what kind of experiment. :D ;D ;D
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be wary of the stains on the seats :-X
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Surely these 500 'people', need to go into a mental institute? I mean I love my cars but, that's just wrong on so many levels.
It's 500 people divided into a global number, which is in itself not a lot.
And I don't want to start another topic here. Though on the side of the Mental health state, you'll probably find that in every country, those with mental health issues aren't getting the real help they deserve. Because 'mental heath issues' is something a lot of people don't want to know & easy to lock people up in a prison than help them with their issues.
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Gawd love a duck!........ :o.....what have I just said :o :o :o ;D
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How do they "Make Love" there is an obvious but I want to make sure my jokes work
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This was aired on TV a while back. this guy and another guy in his 20's. They ended up sneaking out in the night to 'inspect' each others cars. :o
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reminds me of that joke:-
Heard about the irish man who kissed a princess?
He burnt his mouth on the exhaust :D :D :D
but even though that is wrong :o :o