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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Nickbat on 21 May 2011, 20:15:29

Title: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Nickbat on 21 May 2011, 20:15:29
But it's a really good friend and I do like to go out with it daily, but that's as far as it goes.

Just so you don't think I'm like this... ;)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

 :o :o
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: jonnycool on 21 May 2011, 20:26:21
Oh. My. God.
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: SJKOO01 on 21 May 2011, 20:27:15
If that report makes your eyes water Nickbat, you should have seen the documentrary they did on him and others - Weird doesn't begin to describe it!

The camera crew even caught him making out with their hire car after hours outside the motel room!

Just when you think you've heard everything  :o
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: RobG on 21 May 2011, 20:30:09
Up the rear tailpipe then :D
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: the alarming man on 21 May 2011, 20:31:37
ah that was him in the program then????...mind you there cant two weirdo's wanting too do that...sick
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Kevin Wood on 21 May 2011, 20:39:31
1973 Opal GT [sic]

Can't knock his taste.

Might be one to keep an eye on when buying a used car, though. Ewww. :o
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Nickbat on 21 May 2011, 20:43:00
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1973 Opal GT [sic]

Can't knock his taste.

Might be one to keep an eye on when buying a used car, though. Ewww. :o

Yes, may have to extend the mayo test to other areas...  ;)

Yuk. (why don't we have a green smiley to show nausea?) 
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: RobG on 21 May 2011, 20:44:39
(http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sick-smileys-1051.gif) (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html) ;D
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: SJKOO01 on 21 May 2011, 20:48:59
Quote's from the link

"Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California".

"Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums".

Still on the brighter side, there's more OOF members. They only have 500 on their site  ;D
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Amigo on 21 May 2011, 22:12:53
At least if you bought a car from this freak you know it'd been well lubed! :-?
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Martin_1962 on 21 May 2011, 22:31:51
So what do they actually do?

Please let me know as I have a few jokes pending which depend on the answer ;D ;D
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Stallion on 21 May 2011, 23:26:05
Why Would you do that to the poor car and theres 500 of them!  >:( >:(
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: feeutfo on 21 May 2011, 23:31:35
So this is what it takes to get Nikbat taking omegas. I'd presumed you don't have an omega Nick.  ;)
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Nickbat on 21 May 2011, 23:53:03
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So this is what it takes to get Nikbat taking omegas. I'd presumed you don't have an omega Nick.  ;)

There's only so much one can talk about Omegas, especially when you have one that's only done 36k miles from new.  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Nickbat on 21 May 2011, 23:55:26
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So this is what it takes to get Nikbat taking omegas. I'd presumed you don't have an omega Nick.  ;)

There's only so much one can talk about Omegas, especially when you have one that's only done 36k miles from new.  ;) ;D ;D

In human terms, that makes my Omega only in her 20s, I reckon.  ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: albitz on 21 May 2011, 23:58:56
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Why Would you do that to the poor car and theres 500 of them!  >:( >:(

Dont knock it till youve tried it. ;) :-*.................. :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: M on 22 May 2011, 08:18:43
....."But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf".....

Freak.......... :o :o :o
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Del Boy on 22 May 2011, 09:06:41
Surely these 500 'people', need to go into a mental institute? I mean I love my cars but, that's just wrong on so many levels.
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: albitz on 22 May 2011, 10:21:49
Stallion has asked me for my spare plenum "so he can experiment", Im beginning to wonder what kind of experiment. :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: omegaman2 on 22 May 2011, 14:18:52
be wary of the stains on the seats :-X
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: SJKOO01 on 22 May 2011, 15:14:01
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Surely these 500 'people', need to go into a mental institute? I mean I love my cars but, that's just wrong on so many levels.

It's 500 people divided into a global number, which is in itself not a lot.

And I don't want to start another topic here.  Though on the side of the Mental health state, you'll probably find that in every country, those with mental health issues aren't getting the real help they deserve. Because 'mental heath issues' is something a lot of people don't want to know & easy to lock people up in a prison than help them with their issues.
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: PhilRich on 22 May 2011, 17:59:27
Gawd love a duck!........ :o.....what have I just said :o :o :o ;D
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Martin_1962 on 22 May 2011, 21:08:22
How do they "Make Love" there is an obvious but I want to make sure my jokes work
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: Omega_Dan on 23 May 2011, 18:35:42
This was aired on TV a while back. this guy and another guy in his 20's. They ended up sneaking out in the night to 'inspect' each others cars.  :o
Title: Re: I don't love my Omega...
Post by: plym ian on 23 May 2011, 21:50:17
reminds me of that joke:-

Heard about the irish man who kissed a princess?

He burnt his mouth on the exhaust :D :D :D

but even though that is wrong :o :o