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Title: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: Banjax on 26 May 2011, 09:00:31
Cheryl Coles "career" died earlier today in a shock move by Fox executives who couldnt understand a word she said, like.

It was thought she would become a huge global star but it appears there are limits to how many average or poorly talented brits the US will allow on TV. (the odious Piers "Morgan" Moron, the sinister Simon Cowell and the genuinely funny Bing Hitler)

The racist, moderately talented looker will no doubt return to the UK with crates of unsold perfume and records to give away free to friends and family.  ;)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8537150/Cheryl-Cole-replaced-as-judge-on-US-X-Factor.html



remember kids know your limits  :y
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: tidla on 26 May 2011, 18:35:11
best send her round for a hug or two to cheer the lass up.
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: Amigo on 26 May 2011, 19:18:44
I love the Geordie accent & it's not like hers is that broad.

  She's gorgeous & as tidla said i'd be more than happy to do the gentlemanly thing & console the poor lovely girl!!!! :P
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: hercules on 26 May 2011, 19:22:54
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I love the Geordie accent & it's not like hers is that broad.

  She's gorgeous & as tidla said i'd be more than happy to do the gentlemanly thing & console the poor lovely girl!!!! :P
join the queue guy :y
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: Vamps on 26 May 2011, 19:35:03
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I love the Geordie accent & it's not like hers is that broad.

  She's gorgeous & as tidla said i'd be more than happy to do the gentlemanly thing & console the poor lovely girl!!!! :P

Exactly, there must be more to this.... :-/ :-/ :-/
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: TheBoy on 26 May 2011, 19:44:59
Good. The dozy bint had no real talent, other than have a decent figure.

First, she thought marry a footballer, and become the new Beckhams. That goes PT, so lets try to conquer American. Thats failed, hopefully she'll go back to the obscurity her talents deserve.
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: Danny on 26 May 2011, 20:24:12
she'll never be on the wrong side of me whether her career dies or not!

unless she hits the drugs
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: M on 26 May 2011, 21:09:51
Most beautiful woman in the world, by at least 5 country miles.....She wont be stuck for work, lets be honest.....

 :y :y
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: Turk on 27 May 2011, 01:57:52
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Most beautiful woman in the world, by at least 5 country miles.....She wont be stuck for work, lets be honest..... :y :y
:y  With her talent she'll have loads of work. McDonalds, Burgerking, Tesco, Morrisons, Asda, etc. etc.   
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 27 May 2011, 07:44:18
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I love the Geordie accent & it's not like hers is that broad.

....// Exactly, there must be more to this.... :-/ :-/ :-/

I worked with a couple of blokes from Newcastle and another from Berwick and could have listened to their accents all day. :-* :-*

I fear that...

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Good. The dozy bint had no real talent...//

...had more to do with it than anything else. :(






Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 May 2011, 11:12:45
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Most beautiful woman in the world, by at least 5 country miles.....She wont be stuck for work, lets be honest.....

 :y :y

I'm glad that I don't live within 5 country miles of your place.... Sounds pretty grim!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: Lioned on 27 May 2011, 22:30:21
She's sex on legs.
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: Del Boy on 28 May 2011, 08:24:26
She's amazing, everything about her is right, even her accent is right, the only thing that makes me think otherwise is her tattoos, but she's just perfect in every single way  :-*
Title: Re: Cheryl Cole RIP
Post by: tigers_gonads on 28 May 2011, 10:17:08
Only if she asked me nicely and bought me a couple of pints first  :y

I'm not easy you know  ;D ;D ;D