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Title: How jolly inconsiderate! (NWS)
Post by: Nickbat on 28 May 2011, 22:15:28
http://niklowe.blogspot.com/2011/05/friday-foolery.html

 ;) ;D
Title: Re: How jolly inconsiderate! (NWS)
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 28 May 2011, 22:27:49
Aside from the telephone, what a delightful young woman. :-* :-*

I would certainly love to speak with her. :P :P
Title: Re: How jolly inconsiderate! (NWS)
Post by: Brikhead on 29 May 2011, 12:41:12
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I would certainly love to speak with her.

I doubt I would be capable of speech, I'd be too busy dribbling.

Title: Re: How jolly inconsiderate! (NWS)
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 29 May 2011, 12:50:53
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I would certainly love to speak with her.

I doubt I would be capable of speech, I'd be too busy dribbling.



I doubt if you'd be alone there Brik. 8-) ;D :y
Title: Re: How jolly inconsiderate! (NWS)
Post by: Terbs on 29 May 2011, 14:20:50
She is probably calling Primark to say she has been sold faulty goods....the top half is missing :y ;D
Title: Re: How jolly inconsiderate! (NWS)
Post by: Banjax on 29 May 2011, 15:30:57
"Hello? Is that the police? Yes theres this really weird guy taking pictures of me on the beach and muttering about global warming conspiracy"

"No, officer, I dont think hes ever been out much"

"Yeah, I mean its a beach and surely i'm allowed to wander round half-naked without being photographed by conspiracy nuts?"

"No, theres no one with him"

"No, I doubt he's seeing anyone"

 ;D ;D ::)


well...you get the idea  ;)
Title: Re: How jolly inconsiderate! (NWS)
Post by: Banjax on 29 May 2011, 15:35:52
"description officer? well he has a moustache and ponytail combo, lime green speedos, fake tan....oh and hes wearing some sort of hat made of.....tin foil? is that right?"

"please hurry"
Title: Re: How jolly inconsiderate! (NWS)
Post by: Amigo on 29 May 2011, 22:06:37
If those lovely legs got tired with all the pacing up down she could sit on my face & finish her call.

   Being the gentleman i am i'd grin & bear it!!!!!
Title: Re: How jolly inconsiderate! (NWS)
Post by: PhilRich on 29 May 2011, 22:14:01
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If those lovely legs got tired with all the pacing up down she could sit on my face & finish her call.

   Being the gentleman i am i'd grin & bear it!!!!!




I always knew you had a generous nature Guy! ;D ;D ;D