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Title: A ''how to"
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 01 June 2007, 12:37:02

Whilst browsing another site......i came across this 'how to' that id thought id share  ;D :D

http://forum.vectra-c.com/showthread.php?t=24314

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: nixoro on 01 June 2007, 12:50:43

Thats Funny ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: Auto Addict on 01 June 2007, 12:52:43

Brill :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: ians on 01 June 2007, 12:53:54

i think may be construed to be a teeny weeny bit sexist me thinks ;)

However, I have a colleague whose wife has filled his V8 Rangerover up TWICE :o with diesel.   Last time, she left it at the side of the road, got a lift back to work and rang him up to get him to sort it.   Apparently she got confused on the forecourt,  and with the help of the cashier 'guessed' it was 'probably' diesel. Oh dear...

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: Timbuk on 01 June 2007, 12:57:16

Love it ;D ;D

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: Markie on 01 June 2007, 13:00:06

Funny....cos its true!!  ;D

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: x25xe on 01 June 2007, 13:49:59

and I especially like point 6:

6. Finally return to the car and drive away. DO NOT spend the next 5 minutes checking hair/lipstick/chatting to people in your car/Texting etc etc.
Other people are likely to be behind you waiting to use the pump.

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: bob.dent on 01 June 2007, 13:57:02

 ;D ;D ;D Superb and how bloody true! ::)

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: supermop on 01 June 2007, 14:07:10

Do they have one of these how to's for driving & parking the car?  ;D

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: Admin on 01 June 2007, 18:01:12

Brilliant!!  ;D

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: Chopsdad on 01 June 2007, 20:42:50

My wife's friend was late yesterday cos her ST170 ran out of fuel outside her house.  She had to fill it up with the stuff set aside for the lawn mower.

I'm sure she'll find this link very helpful  :-* ;D

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: miggy on 01 June 2007, 22:42:24

Mrs Miggy thought it was brilliant.

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A ''how to"
Post by: MikeDundee on 02 June 2007, 09:50:20

 ;D ;D great stuff  ;D ;D