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Title: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 June 2011, 18:20:09
Bought a car from the Clown  >:(
Just had The Plod here then a tow truck to take it away >:( >:( >:(
Being trying to get hold of him on the phone but as usual never answers the thing >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
I am giving him another 15 minutes before I am gonna drive down  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: blackviper90210 on 10 June 2011, 18:22:12
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Bought a car from the Clown  >:(
Just had The Plod here then a tow truck to take it away >:( >:( >:(
Being trying to get hold of him on the phone but as usual never answers the thing >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
I am giving him another 15 minutes before I am gonna drive down  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
I wouldn't be waiting that long!
I just wish alexv6 was closer otherwise I'd have been there weeks ago!  >:(
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Jimbob on 10 June 2011, 18:23:25
uh-oh!

Any more to the story?  why they taken it?
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 June 2011, 18:24:38
The tinker is nicked thats all the coppers would say
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: albitz on 10 June 2011, 18:27:06
If it isnt a wind up - Im sure Josh is purely an innocent party, as Im sure you know. Imo, he is far to honest to be a 2nd hand car dealer. ;) ::)
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 June 2011, 18:28:36
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If it isnt a wind up - Im sure Josh is purely an innocent party, as Im sure you know. Imo, he is far to honest to be a 2nd hand car dealer. ;) ::)


Well Stan Laurel, you have just pushed me over the edge I am off now  >:(
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: albitz on 10 June 2011, 18:30:21
Bye Bye........off to Londinium presumably. Its only just settled down from last time. :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: millwall on 10 June 2011, 18:30:32
and the moral of the story is hpi any car you buy  hope you get it sorted though
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: tunnie on 10 June 2011, 18:32:17
was this one of the Rangies!?  :-/

Thought they were all from that Hotel that went under?  :-/

Sure your quite naffed off mate, but sure Josh could not have known!
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: joshwyatt on 10 June 2011, 18:32:37
If you come down I won't answer the door, and will call the police on you. The car isn't stolen you halfwit.
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: millwall on 10 June 2011, 18:35:16
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If you come down I won't answer the door, and will call the police on you. The car isn't stolen you halfwit.
mate thats a bit strong  i wouldnt knock anyway if i was darth a sledgehammer usually opens doors :(
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: joshwyatt on 10 June 2011, 18:35:54
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was this one of the Rangies!?  :-/

Thought they were all from that Hotel that went under?  :-/

Sure your quite naffed off mate, but sure Josh could not have known!

I sincerely do not know anything about the car being stolen :o It was a limited edition 3.2 Omega Elite Estate
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: joshwyatt on 10 June 2011, 18:36:53
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If you come down I won't answer the door, and will call the police on you. The car isn't stolen you halfwit.
mate thats a bit strong  i wouldnt knock anyway if i was darth a sledgehammer usually opens doors :(

If he comes down here I will simply call the police to deal with him and his light saber
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Lazydocker on 10 June 2011, 18:37:17
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If you come down I won't answer the door, and will call the police on you. The car isn't stolen you halfwit.
mate thats a bit strong  i wouldnt knock anyway if i was darth a sledgehammer usually opens doors :(

Think you'll find this is a wind up ;) ;) ;)

I hope :-/
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: millwall on 10 June 2011, 18:39:10
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If you come down I won't answer the door, and will call the police on you. The car isn't stolen you halfwit.
mate thats a bit strong  i wouldnt knock anyway if i was darth a sledgehammer usually opens doors :(

Think you'll find this is a wind up ;) ;) ;)

I hope :-/
starting to sound like it is
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 10 June 2011, 18:42:11
seems like it wasnt an ordinay day..

mine wasnt also.. I fight with the neighbour and my painter >:(
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: millwall on 10 June 2011, 18:44:09
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seems like it wasnt an ordinay day..

mine wasnt also.. I fight with the neighbour and my painter >:(
did you win ;D :y
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Lazydocker on 10 June 2011, 18:44:59
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If you come down I won't answer the door, and will call the police on you. The car isn't stolen you halfwit.
mate thats a bit strong  i wouldnt knock anyway if i was darth a sledgehammer usually opens doors :(

Think you'll find this is a wind up ;) ;) ;)

I hope :-/
starting to sound like it is

They're probably giggling together like a couple of school girls ::) ::)
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Del Boy on 10 June 2011, 18:45:20
Defiantly got to be a wind up, not Josh, no way.
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: LJay on 10 June 2011, 18:45:52
If it's a wind up it's sick and stupid!  What the hell are guests or newbies supposed to think!

You debate whats up with OOF but when mods behave like this what can you expect?

For the sake of common decency please nuke it! >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 10 June 2011, 18:51:25
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seems like it wasnt an ordinay day..

mine wasnt also.. I fight with the neighbour and my painter >:(
did you win ;D :y

definitely wrong move but I couldnt keep anymore.. >:(

lazy sheeps.. last 2 days I was busy with friends cars, and they didnt move even their fingers.. I had to clean a door with solver (which we use for color trials) under the rain after the job.. >:(
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: hercules on 10 June 2011, 19:00:03
kick his arse daz :y
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: feeutfo on 10 June 2011, 19:07:45
Pmsl, thick as thieves they are.   ;D

Plod nicking back thier own cars...   ;D

Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Lazydocker on 10 June 2011, 19:12:12
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Pmsl, thick as thieves they are.   ;D

Plod nicking back thier own cars...   ;D


Yes... To those of us who know and read between the lines. But to an outsider/newbie I see Ljay's point :-?
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 June 2011, 19:14:52
Watching this carefuly............

....although when I read the title I though Daz was offering Josh his arse.!
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: feeutfo on 10 June 2011, 19:21:46
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Watching this carefuly............

....although when I read the title I though Daz was offering Josh his arse.!
Have you "lost" the keys again?  ;D

Fat suit at the ready?  :-X
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Banjax on 10 June 2011, 19:22:55
I agree with Ljay, plus it seems to show an alarming lack of perception as to how this "internet" thingie works....hope you're not using your real name Josh, and hopefully you never need to sell a car in the future....ever...as a simple google now brings your name up with stuff that won't help you, joke or not, Daz has put you right in it  :y
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: hercules on 10 June 2011, 19:26:54
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I agree with Ljay, plus it seems to show an alarming lack of perception as to how this "internet" thingie works....hope you're not using your real name Josh, and hopefully you never need to sell a car in the future....ever...as a simple google now brings your name up with stuff that won't help you, joke or not, ;DDaz has put you right in it  :y
so daz was offering his arse then
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Banjax on 10 June 2011, 19:28:43
yeah probably  ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 10 June 2011, 19:32:06
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Watching this carefuly............

....although when I read the title I though Daz was offering Josh his arse.!

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: the alarming man on 10 June 2011, 19:34:56
it might be a joke BUT this is a joke in very poor taste...and if it is not a joke this between josh and daz...but no matter what if  josh had an estate i would buy off him :y
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 10 June 2011, 19:38:57
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it might be a joke BUT this is a joke in very poor taste...and if it is not a joke this between josh and daz...but no matter what if  josh had an estate i would buy off him :y

yep.. but it was before this thread started..  :-/
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: omegod on 10 June 2011, 19:43:25
Before anyone says it, NO scouser was involved in the theft  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Lazydocker on 10 June 2011, 19:52:58
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Watching this carefuly............

....although when I read the title I though Daz was offering Josh his arse.!
Have you "lost" the keys again?  ;D

Fat suit at the ready?  :-X
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: feeutfo on 10 June 2011, 20:05:47
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Before anyone says it, NO scouser was involved in the theft  ;) ;D ;D
To be sure of that you must know who did it...?  :o
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: STMO123 on 10 June 2011, 20:11:02
Oh..I sooooo hope that Josh turns out to be an international criminal mastermind. And I hope his gangster friends beat the shite out of Pinkie.


Sigh...........



I suppose there's no chance really. Best get back to buses and meets. ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: the alarming man on 10 June 2011, 20:22:04
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Oh..I sooooo hope that Josh turns out to be an international criminal mastermind. And I hope his gangster friends beat the shite out of Pinkie.


Sigh...........



I suppose there's no chance really. Best get back to buses and meets. ;D




i can't see it some how :y
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Debs. on 10 June 2011, 20:48:21
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Before anyone says it, NO scouser was involved in the theft  ;) ;D ;D

....but, I bet they nicked the bricks to put under the axles! ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Tony H on 10 June 2011, 21:24:19
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Before anyone says it, NO scouser was involved in the theft  ;) ;D ;D

....but, I bet they nicked the bricks to put under the axles! ;D

Since we were awarded the city of culture bricks are "old hat" piles of library books are used instead  :y
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Vamps on 10 June 2011, 21:37:51
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Before anyone says it, NO scouser was involved in the theft  ;) ;D ;D

....but, I bet they nicked the bricks to put under the axles! ;D

Since we were awarded the city of culture bricks are "old hat" piles of library books are used instead  :y

 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: CaptainZok on 10 June 2011, 21:37:54
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Before anyone says it, NO scouser was involved in the theft  ;) ;D ;D

....but, I bet they nicked the bricks to put under the axles! ;D

Since we were awarded the city of culture bricks are "old hat" piles of library books are used instead  :y
Penicillin?? ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 June 2011, 22:04:04
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Before anyone says it, NO scouser was involved in the theft  ;) ;D ;D

....but, I bet they nicked the bricks to put under the axles! ;D

Since we were awarded the city of culture bricks are "old hat" piles of library books are used instead  :y



 ;D ;D ;D Outstanding. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 June 2011, 22:05:24
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Before anyone says it, NO scouser was involved in the theft  ;) ;D ;D

....but, I bet they nicked the bricks to put under the axles! ;D

Since we were awarded the city of culture bricks are "old hat" piles of library books are used instead  :y
Penicillin?? ;D


Oooh - a bit of quality there Captain. 8-) :-* :-* ;D :y
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Post by: omegod on 10 June 2011, 22:36:25
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Before anyone says it, NO scouser was involved in the theft  ;) ;D ;D

....but, I bet they nicked the bricks to put under the axles! ;D

Since we were awarded the city of culture bricks are "old hat" piles of library books are used instead  :y
Penicillin?? ;D


Oooh - a bit of quality there Captain. 8-) :-* :-* ;D :y

All quality ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: joshwyatt on 10 June 2011, 23:58:50
 ;D I can now assure you all, no 'borrowed cars' have been sold  :D
I was up in the land of ye olde Stoke with Daz for the day, and a plan hatched.
Steve -  ::) my gangster friends don't like being mentioned...you've been warned. Although, I would say Daz could inflict far worse harm than any gangsters could ever hope to.
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: feeutfo on 11 June 2011, 00:18:28
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;D I can now assure you all, no 'borrowed cars' have been sold  :D
I was up in the land of ye olde Stoke with Daz for the day, and a plan hatched.
Steve -  ::) my gangster friends don't like being mentioned...you've been warned. Although, I would say Daz could inflict far worse harm than any gangsters could ever hope to.
He nicked your phone didn't he.  ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Vamps on 11 June 2011, 00:35:54
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;D I can now assure you all, no 'borrowed cars' have been sold  :D
I was up in the land of ye olde Stoke with Daz for the day, and a plan hatched.
Steve -  ::) my gangster friends don't like being mentioned...you've been warned. Although, I would say Daz could inflict far worse harm than any gangsters could ever hope to.
He nicked your phone didn't he.  ;D

Maybe, but I am sure that Josh was well rewarded for it...... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 June 2011, 06:32:05
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I agree with Ljay, plus it seems to show an alarming lack of perception as to how this "internet" thingie works....hope you're not using your real name Josh, and hopefully you never need to sell a car in the future....ever...as a simple google now brings your name up with stuff that won't help you, joke or not, Daz has put you right in it 

Sad but true, a quick google of 'josh wyatt car sales' produces this thread at the top of the list :-/
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Debs. on 11 June 2011, 07:06:35
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;D I can now assure you all, no 'borrowed cars' have been sold  :D
I was up in the land of ye olde Stoke with Daz for the day, and a plan hatched.
Steve -  ::) my gangster friends don't like being mentioned...you've been warned. Although, I would say Daz could inflict far worse harm than any gangsters could ever hope to.

 ::) That`s a relief!.......

.......it seems that Daz has more wind-ups than Timex. ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: MikeDundee on 11 June 2011, 07:10:21
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;D I can now assure you all, no 'borrowed cars' have been sold  :D
I was up in the land of ye olde Stoke with Daz for the day, and a plan hatched.
Steve -  ::) my gangster friends don't like being mentioned...you've been warned. Although, I would say Daz could inflict far worse harm than any gangsters could ever hope to.

 ::) That`s a relief!.......

.......it seems that Daz has more wind-ups than Timex. ;D

Debs, you forgot to mention that, ''he tells more lies than a cheap watch'', :y
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: M on 11 June 2011, 07:21:53
Owt for a laugh on here.....

 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: M on 11 June 2011, 08:50:27
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If it's a wind up it's sick and stupid!  What the hell are guests or newbies supposed to think!

You debate whats up with OOF but when mods behave like this what can you expect?

For the sake of common decency please nuke it! >:( >:( >:(


Totally agree
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Kevin Wood on 11 June 2011, 11:52:57
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I agree with Ljay, plus it seems to show an alarming lack of perception as to how this "internet" thingie works....hope you're not using your real name Josh, and hopefully you never need to sell a car in the future....ever...as a simple google now brings your name up with stuff that won't help you, joke or not, Daz has put you right in it 

Sad but true, a quick google of 'josh wyatt car sales' produces this thread at the top of the list :-/

Yep, I often find if I google a subject I've discussed here it returns one of my own posts on here first. ;D Sometimes our ranking can be too good. ;D
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: LJay on 11 June 2011, 12:10:32
Pathetic!
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: feeutfo on 11 June 2011, 13:15:52
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Pathetic!
Rude?
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: omegod on 11 June 2011, 13:30:47
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Pathetic!
Rude?

Funny!
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: albitz on 11 June 2011, 14:00:31
I would guess that Pinkie and Josh were sat side by side, laughing at the reaction.The only person it could possibly create a problem for would be Josh, but having said thaat, Pinky could nuke the thread and Josh,s google profile woulod be restored to normal. ;)
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: STMO123 on 11 June 2011, 14:03:02
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I would guess that Pinkie and Josh were sat side by side, pulling each other off. The only person it could possibly create a problem for would be Josh, but having said thaat, Pinky could nuke the thread and Josh,s google profile woulod be restored to normal. ;)

Sometimes you go too far, Albs. :-X
Title: Re: Josh Wyatt my Arse
Post by: Jimbob on 11 June 2011, 15:38:58
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I would guess that Pinkie and Josh were sat side by side, laughing at the reaction.The only person it could possibly create a problem for would be Josh, but having said thaat, Pinky could nuke the thread and Josh,s google profile woulod be restored to normal. ;)


No actually, google will have it cached, and will remain for all time.
deleteing it makes it look more guilty, leaving it, allows the 'joke' to be 'proved' therefore hopefully not damaging Josh's reputation too much.

Not a risk I would have taken with a trading name myself.  :-/

Think this has more than run its course, so locking.