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Title: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: MikeDundee on 11 June 2011, 07:04:16
.....Apparantley Loo Knee is coming to Londinium tomorrow and wants to pop in for a curry and a few beers :-X......I am off to scotland for a few days tomorrow and my phone is now broke ;D ;D

Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: Terbs on 11 June 2011, 08:37:12
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.....Apparantley Loo Knee is coming to Londinium tomorrow and wants to pop in for a curry and a few beers :-X......I am off to scotland for a few days tomorrow and my phone is now broke ;D ;D


How strange....I had reason to deal with the said gentleman recently and found him to be quite sincere :y

However, I will change the locks, just in case ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: MikeDundee on 11 June 2011, 08:43:12
Trust me his Londinium trip means a stopover :-X....the wind and noise that comes out both ends can be quite severe at times, especially if he has'nt got his snoring mask on, and fart abatement straps on ;D ;D
Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: STMO123 on 11 June 2011, 09:25:57
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Trust me his Londinium trip means a stopover :-X....the wind and noise that comes out both ends can be quite severe at times, especially if he has'nt got his snoring mask on, and fart abatement straps on ;D ;D


Do you have to gently move them to one side before you have intercourse with him, Mike? ;D
Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: STMO123 on 11 June 2011, 09:26:43
I've just made myself feel sick :-[
Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: omegod on 11 June 2011, 09:30:07
Sudddenly my sausage butty doesn't seem so appetising...Cheers Ste ;D
Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: MikeDundee on 11 June 2011, 09:34:31
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Trust me his Londinium trip means a stopover :-X....the wind and noise that comes out both ends can be quite severe at times, especially if he has'nt got his snoring mask on, and fart abatement straps on ;D ;D


Do you have to gently move them to one side before you have intercourse with him, Mike? ;D

Now you know I'm not the right person to be asking that question, Albs is best placed to answer given his in-deptth knowledge and time spent with Darth  :y;D
Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: albitz on 11 June 2011, 11:22:30
Not me Mike - he thinks Ive moved back to Norn Irn. ;) :)
Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 11 June 2011, 17:36:35
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Not me Mike - he thinks Ive moved back to Norn Irn. ;) :)

I wish you would & take The Countless with ya  :(
Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: albitz on 11 June 2011, 17:48:57
Big girls blouse. :P ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Been Tipped Off..........
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 11 June 2011, 18:08:11
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Trust me his Londinium trip means a stopover :-X....the wind and noise that comes out both ends can be quite severe at times, especially if he has'nt got his snoring mask on, and fart abatement straps on ;D ;D


Do you have to gently move them to one side before you have intercourse with him, Mike? ;D


 ;D ;D ;D I've just noticed this one - pure quality. 8-) ;D ;D ;D :y