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Title: No word of a lie
Post by: STMO123 on 11 June 2011, 19:38:40
I went into the kitchen before to make a cuppa. Whilst there I let off. Within a minute my lad, who is upstairs at the far end of the house said "Who's pumped?"

That, my friends, is a real fart :y
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: feeutfo on 11 June 2011, 19:41:27
Friends?  ;D
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: STMO123 on 11 June 2011, 19:42:28
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Friends?  ;D


That was a terrible programme, and yet, I used to get a hard on watching it. Strange or what? ;D
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: omegod on 11 June 2011, 19:43:44
You know it's bad when the kids start baulking, don't give me savoy cabbage  :o
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: feeutfo on 11 June 2011, 19:44:37
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Friends?  ;D


That was a terrible programme, and yet, I used to get a hard on watching it. Strange or what? ;D
You have your pills fuddled.
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: hercules on 11 June 2011, 19:47:56
i was in the loft earlier and did an SBD and i heard my wife downstairs go (you dirty b@st@rd) ;D
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: STMO123 on 11 June 2011, 19:49:40
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i was in the loft earlier and did an SBD and i heard my wife downstairs go (you dirty b@st@rd) ;D

Did she send you to the loft, Daz? Were you a bad boy? Did she threaten to hide the ladder? ;D
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: STMO123 on 11 June 2011, 19:50:10
Congratulations on the fart BTW. :y
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: feeutfo on 11 June 2011, 20:00:28
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Congratulations on the fart BTW. :y
Bloody hell, has it reached scousville...
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: STMO123 on 11 June 2011, 20:02:21
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Congratulations on the fart BTW. :y
Bloody hell, has it reached scousville...

No. I'm up in the loft with Daz. I'm fiddling with his ballcock.
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: hercules on 11 June 2011, 20:08:07
hes fiddled with it too much its just leaked ::)
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: STMO123 on 11 June 2011, 20:08:47
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hes fiddled with it too much its just leaked ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Yuk :o
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: hercules on 11 June 2011, 20:13:55
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hes fiddled with it too much its just leaked ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Yuk :o
;D ;D
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 June 2011, 20:14:29
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Friends?  ;D


That was a terrible programme, and yet, I used to get a hard on watching it. Strange or what? ;D


Matthew Perry can have that effect on the gay man Steve....don't worry about it..... :)
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 11 June 2011, 20:17:45
Hammer a cork in or use some sikaflex that will stop your leak  :o
Title: Re: No word of a lie
Post by: feeutfo on 11 June 2011, 21:16:34
Caboooom   ;D