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Title: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 19:34:55
...As some may know DLK has been down south doing some work on others cars, well after he finished his last job and when coming up the A2 into london his cambelt went and effectively his engine is now knaffed :-X.........., we have just had it towed and the car is now sitting outside my house :-X
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: johnnycboy on 13 June 2011, 19:37:08
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...As some may know DLK has been down south doing some work on others cars, well after he finished his last job and when coming up the A2 into london his cambelt went and effectively his engine is now knaffed :-X.........., we have just had it towed and the car is now sitting outside my house :-X

You are joking :-/
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 19:40:43
Seriously this is no joke, thankfully he has a spare engine at home :y, so we have juts arranged for RAC to recover the car from here tomorrow back to Massive, that is unless he decides to break it as he has mentioned. He's busy having a shower at the mo, and he is not the happiest bunny :-X
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Post by: PhilRich on 13 June 2011, 19:50:40
Bloody hell, you couldn't make it up!  :o
( There isn't even a laugh to be had out of this as I wouldn't wish that kind of luck on my worst enemy tbh  :(
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Post by: Broomies Mate on 13 June 2011, 19:58:37
Now that really is hard luck!  :-[
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Post by: hotel21 on 13 June 2011, 20:10:34
Don't think so....

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Post by: TheBoy on 13 June 2011, 20:23:16
Has the alcohol started flowing in Costa del Peckham :P
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Post by: Nickbat on 13 June 2011, 20:24:30
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...As some may know DLK has been down south doing some work on others cars, well after he finished his last job and when coming up the A2 into london his cambelt went and effectively his engine is now knaffed :-X.........., we have just had it towed and the car is now sitting outside my house :-X

Frankly using a "laughing" smiley alongside the title of this thread is in very poor taste. >:( >:( ;)

Daz should make you take him to the pub, stand the price of several pints, buy him a ruby on the way home and read him a bedtime story. :y

P.S. Daz told me all about you on Sunday, Mike....and I mean ALL about you.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: albitz on 13 June 2011, 20:26:53
Ive heard fish fart and seen the bubbles. ::)

Timex springs to mind for some reason. :D
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Post by: feeutfo on 13 June 2011, 20:46:10
Timex springs... P p p p ping ping doyoyoing... Somebody needs a new watch I rekon.... ;)
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Post by: Lazydocker on 13 June 2011, 20:50:51
Yet another cheap watch thread :-X :-X ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: hotel21 on 13 June 2011, 20:53:07
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Bet they are in the pub as we speak, either that or wrapping themselves round a damned fine Thai curry, courtesy of Kate.

When finished, back onto here to see the titters of scorn.

Either that, or a total misread and they are out with the spanners as we speak....   :o
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Post by: Gaffers on 13 June 2011, 21:00:15
Did somebody cry wolf..........again?!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: CaptainZok on 13 June 2011, 21:24:17
Get him down Pecham market for a new watch. ;D ;D
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: Amigo on 13 June 2011, 21:36:01
Well there's an unfortunate irony. Obi drops a belt when the Darkster is helping other folk out,. At least you're in good hands with Mike & Kate & should this happen in Lincs. then you only have to phone, got a spare room, shower & can feed! Hope you get Obi sorted.
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: Lazydocker on 13 June 2011, 21:38:33
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Well there's an unfortunate irony. Obi drops a belt when the Darkster is helping other folk out,. At least you're in good hands with Mike & Kate & should this happen in Lincs. then you only have to phone, got a spare room, shower & can feed! Hope you get Obi sorted.

You don't actually believe this do you Guy... Come on, the 2 of them are giggling so loudly I can here them in Suffolk! ::) ::)
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Post by: Amigo on 13 June 2011, 21:59:39
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Well there's an unfortunate irony. Obi drops a belt when the Darkster is helping other folk out,. At least you're in good hands with Mike & Kate & should this happen in Lincs. then you only have to phone, got a spare room, shower & can feed! Hope you get Obi sorted.

You don't actually believe this do you Guy... Come on, the 2 of them are giggling so loudly I can here them in Suffolk! ::) ::)
A wind up on here Paul? Surely not. If so he can stay in the caravan....without hook up!

   Give Emma a big bear hug from me! :y
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: Lazydocker on 13 June 2011, 22:01:17
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Well there's an unfortunate irony. Obi drops a belt when the Darkster is helping other folk out,. At least you're in good hands with Mike & Kate & should this happen in Lincs. then you only have to phone, got a spare room, shower & can feed! Hope you get Obi sorted.

You don't actually believe this do you Guy... Come on, the 2 of them are giggling so loudly I can here them in Suffolk! ::) ::)
A wind up on here Paul? Surely not. If so he can stay in the caravan....without hook up!

   Give Emma a big bear hug from me! :y

She's disappointed we won't be seeing you at the Lakes ;)
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Post by: feeutfo on 13 June 2011, 22:10:23
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Get him down Pecham market for a new watch. ;D ;D
So that's where he gets them. He's up to two a week. ;D

Visions of an open flasher mac and lining full of watches.  :-/
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Post by: Amigo on 13 June 2011, 22:12:10
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Well there's an unfortunate irony. Obi drops a belt when the Darkster is helping other folk out,. At least you're in good hands with Mike & Kate & should this happen in Lincs. then you only have to phone, got a spare room, shower & can feed! Hope you get Obi sorted.

You don't actually believe this do you Guy... Come on, the 2 of them are giggling so loudly I can here them in Suffolk! ::) ::)
A wind up on here Paul? Surely not. If so he can stay in the caravan....without hook up!

   Give Emma a big bear hug from me! :y

She's disappointed we won't be seeing you at the Lakes ;)
I'd love to see you both too & everyone else but i've got a couple of classic meets on then which are local so i can get the van towed to them. Never get all my gear in the MX though!

  Maybe i could bring a unit? 8-)
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 22:56:28
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Bet they are in the pub as we speak, either that or wrapping themselves round a damned fine Thai curry, courtesy of Kate.

When finished, back onto here to see the titters of scorn.

Either that, or a total misread and they are out with the spanners as we speak....   :o


Spanners indeed you are so forward thinking Broocie :y
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: amba on 13 June 2011, 22:57:17
Knowing where they were going for thier night time drinkies...."The loonies have taken over the A........m"

I have a spare..well 40k old cambelt and kit here if needed...just 1 careful owner...will drop it off in the morning as I will be in SE3.

Enjoy your drink Daz...you deserved it today.
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 13 June 2011, 23:01:11
I can't believe my ex friend has let the cat out of the bag when I asked him not too. I was trying to sell the Obister after all  >:(

Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 23:01:27
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Knowing where they were going for thier night time drinkies...."The loonies have taken over the A........m"

I have a spare..well 40k old cambelt and kit here if needed...just 1 careful owner...will drop it off in the morning as I will be in SE3.

Enjoy your drink Daz...you deserved it today.

To drown DLK's sorrow's we actually walked past the A....m, and went to downtown peckham, then ED, and had some TM,  :y
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: Nickbat on 13 June 2011, 23:04:06
Let's have a poll and find out how many members really believe that Daz's cambelt has popped its clogs.  ;) ;) ;D
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: amba on 13 June 2011, 23:04:54
I remember a similar situation when DLK last came down to El Peckham about the last time my cambelt was replaced.

Something about .alcohol poisioning and forgetting where he was sleeping !!!
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 23:06:36
Whilst in downtown peckham I made a special request for them to play some Rick Astley, which DLK enjoyed whilst sitting in the beer garden of the Greyhound, to my bemuse he flew into dancing on the tables in the beer garden, which swiflty upset the local irish birds, cos he woz a better danzer 8-), once they heard about his engine problems they swiftly told him he was no use to them ;D 
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: amba on 13 June 2011, 23:10:08
So it was ...piston broke  ?? then
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Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 23:15:48
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So it was ...piston broke  ?? then

Visually confirmed by me when on roadside, and by the Irish birds checking out his tackle in the ladies toilets :y
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 13 June 2011, 23:17:01
When I heard Rick kick in I suddenly forgot about poor Obi. .  some birds came over trying to cruise me,. . The mad Scots man was pale with envy at both my moves and the birds. .  He started to do some Dundee Rap and they left the pub bewildered. .
He is definitely an ex mate  >:(
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Post by: Nickbat on 13 June 2011, 23:21:43
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When I heard Rick kick in I suddenly forgot about poor Obi. .  some birds came over trying to cruise me,. . The mad Scots man was pale with envy at both my moves and the birds. .  He started to do some Dundee Rap and they left the pub bewildered. .
He is definitely an ex mate  >:(

Oh dear. Separate beds tonight, methinks.  :'( :'(
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 13 June 2011, 23:23:41
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When I heard Rick kick in I suddenly forgot about poor Obi. .  some birds came over trying to cruise me,. . The mad Scots man was pale with envy at both my moves and the birds. .  He started to do some Dundee Rap and they left the pub bewildered. .
He is definitely an ex mate  >:(

Oh dear. Separate beds tonight, methinks.  :'( :'(

Yes but I may take him in his sleep  ;D
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 23:24:07
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When I heard Rick kick in I suddenly forgot about poor Obi. .  some birds came over trying to cruise me,. . The mad Scots man was pale with envy at both my moves and the birds. .  He stared to do some Dundee Rap and they left the pub bewildered. .
Tap definitely an ex mate  >:(

I know he means the irish bird, who is Tap :-/, he's dilusional now, and needs to boook an appointment at specsabers asap :y, this was quite apparent given the women involved, basically if you were sober, and able to see straight, with proper glasses ;D, you would'nt have touched them with a bargepole :-?, in anycase DLK did ;D   
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: Nickbat on 13 June 2011, 23:29:53
I'm worried that, having fallen out with Josh and Mike Dundee in the space of a week, his nomenclature will soon be Darth No Mates.  ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: LONDINIUM & DLK.............
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 13 June 2011, 23:32:39
The ex friend of mine has said I can no longer sleep in his blouse. . So I will have to sleep in The Obister. .  He also said something about he would like to see me drag the car home.  .  can't understand him anyway Ken. . .
I am going to tell me mum about him  :o :(
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Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 23:33:20
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I'm worried that, having fallen out with Josh and Mike Dundee in the space of a week, his nomenclature will soon be Darth No Mates.  ;) ;D ;D ;D
:y :y

Darth no mates was lucky not to be Darth in a coffin no mates tonight  :y, I saved his bacon, oink, oink :y
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Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 23:38:05
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The ex friend of mine has said I can no longer sleep in his blouse. . So I will have to sleep in The Obister. .  He also said something about he would like to see me drag the car home.  .  can't understand him anyway Ken. . .
I am going to tell me mum about him  :o :(

It is quite obvious that DLK does not appreciate my efforts earlier today, and this evening in assisting him from not only being 6 ft under, but rescuing his car from the A2 :-/, However, I understand he has had a very distressing day given the events and will overlook any detrimenatl comments he may be posting :y ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 13 June 2011, 23:40:51
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I'm worried that, having fallen out with Josh and Mike Dundee in the space of a week, his nomenclature will soon be Darth No Mates.  ;) ;D ;D ;D
:y :y

Darth no mates was lucky not to be Darth in a coffin no mates tonight  :y, I saved his bacon, oink, oink :y

They like you were jealous of my moves. . What with your Dundee Rap Birdy Song Dance and their look at me I am hard dance I was bound to set pulses racing. . Get a life. .
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Post by: MikeDundee on 13 June 2011, 23:45:56
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I'm worried that, having fallen out with Josh and Mike Dundee in the space of a week, his nomenclature will soon be Darth No Mates.  ;) ;D ;D ;D
:y :y

Darth no mates was lucky not to be Darth in a coffin no mates tonight  :y, I saved his bacon, oink, oink :y

They like you were jealous of my moves. . What with your Dundee Rap Birdy Song Dance and their look at me I am hard dance I was bound to set pulses racing. . Get a life. .

Still delusional after earlier events :y, which I fully understand given the circumstances :y, However, you forgot to mention how many times you fell over aswell as stood on the irish birds feet whilst dancing :-[, You fail to point out that your bacon was saved only after I assured the Irish birds and the bar manager that you were booked for an appointment at specsavers next week ;D ;D
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Post by: amba on 14 June 2011, 07:22:38
Costa Del Peckham sounded a place not to be near last night...

Have a safe drive home,Daz....when you are sober.
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Post by: MikeDundee on 14 June 2011, 08:50:27
Bless him, DLK is still sleeping, but not sound, as he has been snoring his head off all night, I could'nt get a winks sleep, needless to say he never brought his mask with him ;D ;D
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Post by: amba on 14 June 2011, 08:58:07
Mask ??..He definitley was wearing it when he arrived in Kent yesterday..thought he always had 3 eyes !!
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 14 June 2011, 09:18:32
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Bless him, DLK is still sleeping, but not sound, as he has been snoring his head off all night, I could'nt get a winks sleep, needless to say he never brought his mask with him ;D ;D


Well Obi is very comfortable to sleep in even if it isn't running.... I know I must have being snoring hard as my throat is sore but you surely could not hear me from in the hoose.... why can't you ever be nice Countess?