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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: sir moanalot on 01 June 2007, 22:40:29
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when you lose something you are always asked where did you last put it?
why do people slow down and hope that the traffic lights turn red?
why do only old people drive metros?
why does it usually rain when your car breaks down?
do you always get the idiot sit behind you at the cinema?
why are government financial incentives never available to me?
why am i never right- even when i am a customer?
why when i come into a bit of extra money does an unexpected bill come in?
why when my computor crashes can i not claim from an insurance company?
and finally why does people actually find harry hill funny?
will we ever know????
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when you lose something you are always asked where did you last put it?
why do people slow down and hope that the traffic lights turn red?
why do only old people drive metros?
why does it usually rain when your car breaks down?
do you always get the idiot sit behind you at the cinema?
why are government financial incentives never available to me?
why am i never right- even when i am a customer?
why when i come into a bit of extra money does an unexpected bill come in?
why when my computor crashes can i not claim from an insurance company?
and finally why does people actually find harry hill funny?
will we ever know????
Life is a bitch
;D ;D
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do you always get the idiot sit behind you at the cinema?
sorry :-[ got long legs
why am i never right- even when i am a customer?
my customers were never right.. NEVER!! >:(
and finally why does people actually find harry hill funny?
I dont find him funny, but TV Burp is fantastic!
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and finally why do people actually find Harry Hill funny?
I dont find him funny, but TV Burp is fantastic!
... and so is 'You've been framed'!! (better than Lisa R - who I've seen in Tescos ;D )He always manages to put a humourous quip to the videos sent in - he needs to lose the collars though. :o
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why do only old people drive metros?
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... and Maestros! I saw what had been a reasonable Maestro pointing the wrong way on the hard shoulder of the M62 on Wed evening on my way home from work, driven by .................. an old bloke! Fortunatley it didn't look as though any serious harm had come to the occupants of the car. :y
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when you lose something you are always asked where did you last put it? on purpose
why do people slow down and hope that the traffic lights turn red? there not in a hurry
why do only old people drive metros? cos there cheap and small
why does it usually rain when your car breaks down? just to piss you off
do you always get the idiot sit behind you at the cinema? no in front
why are government financial incentives never available to me? your too rich
why am i never right- even when i am a customer? sods law
why when i come into a bit of extra money does an unexpected bill come in? great timing
why when my computor crashes can i not claim from an insurance company? wrong policy
and finally why does people actually find harry hill funny? I don't
will we ever know????
answers above
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thanks thats sorted it out then !!!! :y
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thanks thats sorted it out then !!!! :y
No problem, always like to help clear things up :y
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thing is, as annoying as they are, his collars are what makes him harry hill, otherwise without them he'd just be a half funny tv presenter who's name people dont remember
like Jimmy Carr
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thing is, as annoying as they are, his collars are what makes him harry hill, otherwise without them he'd just be a half funny tv presenter who's name people dont remember
like Jimmy Carr
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now theres another person that does my head in.....
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thing is, as annoying as they are, his collars are what makes him harry hill, otherwise without them he'd just be a half funny tv presenter who's name people dont remember
like Jimmy Carr
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now theres another person that does my head in.....
Never heard of either of them :P
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they are both better than my extra strong sleeping tablets, but still leave that bitter taste in my mouth though......... ;)
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they are both better than my extra strong sleeping tablets, but still leave that bitter taste in my mouth though......... ;)
Is it some kind of new drink Like Joh Smiths then ::) ;D
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i hate the canned laughter they get from an audience, the stage hands must be in overdrive lifting up the boards stating "laugh loudly". they are poles apart from the likes of peter kay and lee evans!!
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now lee evans.. althought slightly over the top at times, cracks me up!
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thing is, as annoying as they are, his collars are what makes him harry hill, otherwise without them he'd just be a half funny tv presenter who's name people dont remember
like Jimmy Carr
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now theres another person that does my head in.....
>:(He's a pudding faced t**t. Who told him he's a comedian? :-?
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GOD, iam glade i am not the only one who thinks jimmy carr is the most boring, unfunny, overrated, idiot EVER.
Gary.
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Sorry, should have read GLAD. ::)
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yes ffc.. we dont advertise household air fresheners on this web site ;D :y
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Hmm, the oldies don't drive metro's down here, they drive C class Mercs, Range Rovers and Jags, 1 or 2 oldies in a ****ing 5 bed house? Ever seen a 80 year old lady get out of a range rover? Scary and funny at the same time :-?
Jimmy Carr - funny? Like someone crushing my meega...... >:(
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Hmm, the oldies don't drive metro's down here, they drive C class Mercs, Range Rovers and Jags, 1 or 2 oldies in a ****ing 5 bed house? Ever seen a 80 year old lady get out of a range rover? Scary and funny at the same time :-?
Jimmy Carr - funny? Like someone crushing my meega...... >:(
Travel the 10miles to Swindon.....then you will see they do ;D
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:(SORRY SIR,will never anything about air freshners ever again,creep,creep.
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I really do need to get some lessons on typing. ::)