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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: TheBoy on 01 August 2011, 09:24:24
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Yesterdaywent...
1) Shagged the tyres on the Elite. Bugger.
2) Tip some used oil into a nearly full fresh oil can. Moment of realisation is when emptying it at the tip. Double bugger.
3) Go to retrieve Mrs TB's car from a carpark last night, it has a puncture. FFS, double cock bugger.
Go to bed (early - I'm too old for beer festivals), get awoken by the UPS bleeping away. Look out of window, everyone else has power, so spend next 20 mins narrowing it down. rather dishwasher again. And it would be when we have a mountain of washing up to do, and no time to do it.
I might have had a little 'moment' late last night :-[
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well, your well on your way to your next 3....2 more bad moments coming up today...
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Bugger! Ours was a wire shorting neutral to earth when it was playing up.
I've got a heater element that I think will fit it... Bought for ours ages ago before I tracked down the dodgy wiring ::)
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Yesterdaywent...
1) Shagged the tyres on the Elite. Bugger.
2) Tip some used oil into a nearly full fresh oil can. Moment of realisation is when emptying it at the tip. Double bugger.
3) Go to retrieve Mrs TB's car from a carpark last night, it has a puncture. FFS, double cock bugger.
Go to bed (early - I'm too old for beer festivals), get awoken by the UPS bleeping away. Look out of window, everyone else has power, so spend next 20 mins narrowing it down. rather dishwasher again. And it would be when we have a mountain of washing up to do, and no time to do it.
I might have had a little 'moment' late last night :-[
Jaime.....I'm getting worried about you!! ::) ;D :-X
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Yesterdaywent...
1) Shagged the tyres on the Elite. Bugger.
2) Tip some used oil into a nearly full fresh oil can. Moment of realisation is when emptying it at the tip. Double bugger.
3) Go to retrieve Mrs TB's car from a carpark last night, it has a puncture. FFS, double cock bugger.
Go to bed (early - I'm too old for beer festivals), get awoken by the UPS bleeping away. Look out of window, everyone else has power, so spend next 20 mins narrowing it down. rather dishwasher again. And it would be when we have a mountain of washing up to do, and no time to do it.
I might have had a little 'moment' late last night :-[
Jaime.....I'm getting worried about you!! ::) ;D :-X
Be afraid, Mr Dent. Very Afraid [smiley=evil.gif]
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Yesterdaywent...
1) Shagged the tyres on the Elite. Bugger.
2) Tip some used oil into a nearly full fresh oil can. Moment of realisation is when emptying it at the tip. Double bugger.
3) Go to retrieve Mrs TB's car from a carpark last night, it has a puncture. FFS, double cock bugger.
Go to bed (early - I'm too old for beer festivals), get awoken by the UPS bleeping away. Look out of window, everyone else has power, so spend next 20 mins narrowing it down. rather dishwasher again. And it would be when we have a mountain of washing up to do, and no time to do it.
I might have had a little 'moment' late last night :-[
Jaime.....I'm getting worried about you!! ::) ;D :-X
Ah! Sexual frustration.....that explains the mishaps! ;) Have a cup of tea TB! :-*
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I need one. The rather dishwasher is getting on my tits, and I'm now wet, hot, covered in 5yrs old food bits jammed in it, and generally pissed off.
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I would have thought 1 was a relief....?
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I would have thought 1 was a relief....?
Nah, pissed me off, as its off the road until I can get the springs sorted :'(
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I would have thought 1 was a relief....?
Nah, pissed me off, as its off the road until I can get the springs sorted :'(
But you don't like it and "the Rusty Bullet is far superior and more reliable" ::) ::)
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I would have thought 1 was a relief....?
Nah, pissed me off, as its off the road until I can get the springs sorted :'(
But you don't like it and "the Rusty Bullet is far superior and more reliable" ::) ::)
Correct on all counts!
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Well at least it's not the car this time. More the nasty abusive owner it met on the Internet. :P
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Well at least it's not the car this time. More the nasty abusive owner it met on the Internet. :P
Hmmm, I wonder if the horn works on it :-X
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Well at least it's not the car this time. More the nasty abusive owner it met on the Internet. :P
Hmmm, I wonder if the horn works on it :-X
Peep peep :-X
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Well at least it's not the car this time. More the nasty abusive owner it met on the Internet. :P
Hmmm, I wonder if the horn works on it :-X
Peep peep :-X
No it's poop poop, and louder pressing both buttons. ;)