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Title: B&Q idiots
Post by: Richie London on 06 August 2011, 10:01:55
they have just delivered the kitchen units. rather than phone up and let you know in advance they have not got it all in stock, so you know what to expect and leave it till its all delivered. they let you strip it all out knowing full well you cant just fit 1 here and there and slot the missing ones in like a brick with cement. then tell you the rest will be deliverd in 14 days.  what is wrong with these people have they no sense at all, is it that difficult to make a quick call the day the pick it all from the warehouse and let you know.

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(  i'm not angry  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: jonnycool on 06 August 2011, 10:14:34
I hear you there Richie, exactly what happened with our kitchen, more or less  >:(
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: Richie London on 06 August 2011, 13:16:46
half a wine rack, 2 support bkts missing and my sons been looking for a left handed screwdriver in the cupboard for an hr  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: scimmy_man on 06 August 2011, 15:14:44
A wine rack? you posh bugger ;D
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: Richie London on 06 August 2011, 15:23:12
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A wine rack? you posh bugger ;D


2 wine racks, shes a woman, you know how much they drink  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: Gaffers on 06 August 2011, 16:10:42
Surely a gentleman would have bought her a wine fridge with at least 3 temperature zones ::)
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: CaptainZok on 06 August 2011, 16:12:43
Wine racks are what you use to fill in gaps aren't they?
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: Richie London on 06 August 2011, 17:11:29
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Wine racks are what you use to fill in gaps aren't they?


usually but she has 1 either side of a 300 open unit, instead of a 600 unit as for me getting her a fridge. no chance i'm only doing this as i am still living there. she did offer me sex as payment but ive had to pretend i'm too old and impotent to get out of it   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: STMO123 on 06 August 2011, 20:15:39
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Wine racks are what you use to fill in gaps aren't they?


usually but she has 1 either side of a 300 open unit, instead of a 600 unit as for me getting her a fridge. no chance i'm only doing this as i am still living there. she did offer me sex as payment but ive had to pretend i'm too old and impotent to get out of it   ;D ;D ;D


I do that all the time, Richie. Sometimes, if she's really desperate, I have to go to the toilet and put my fingers down my throat so she can hear me being sick. Yuk!
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: Richie London on 06 August 2011, 20:36:26
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Wine racks are what you use to fill in gaps aren't they?


usually but she has 1 either side of a 300 open unit, instead of a 600 unit as for me getting her a fridge. no chance i'm only doing this as i am still living there. she did offer me sex as payment but ive had to pretend i'm too old and impotent to get out of it   ;D ;D ;D


I do that all the time, Richie. Sometimes, if she's really desperate, I have to go to the toilet and put my fingers down my throat so she can hear me being sick. Yuk!


i caught her trying to put rohypnol in my tea the other night. i'm now wearing a chastity belt  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: STMO123 on 06 August 2011, 20:37:25
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: Richie London on 06 August 2011, 20:42:53
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

she came down in a see through nightie the other night, looked like a transvestite michelin man  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: Amigo on 06 August 2011, 21:05:18
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Surely a gentleman would have bought her a wine fridge with at least 3 temperature zones ::)
If she had an arse like your avatar old chap I'd buy her Mt. Everest to cool her tipples in! :P
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: bertie1.8vectra on 07 August 2011, 08:22:56
pmsl " she looked like a tranvestite michelin man!!!"  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: MutantCav on 07 August 2011, 08:32:11
Obviously you should have reluctantly given in to the 'wine' fridge...an excellent place to store your beer for the match :y
Title: Re: B&Q idiots
Post by: Richie London on 07 August 2011, 10:43:16
just noticed our order was packed on the 31st july, delivered on the 6th, i really cannot understand why they cannot take 2 mins to ring and let us know they havent got the whole order in stock so if you strip the kitchen out, you wont be able to finish it for 2 weeks after. i shall be going down there to see the manager tomorrow morning to tell him how badly and incompetent he is in running a store and hes not experienced enough to be a manager .