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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dad1uk on 07 August 2011, 22:49:09
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
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A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "She were thine" engraved on it.
He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral.
True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look.
When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "She were thin".
He explodes: "'ells bells man, you've left the blood y "e" out, you've left the bloody "e" out!"
The stone mason apologises profusely and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning.
Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason: "There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you".
The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud:
"E, she were thin".
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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ectasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"
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Yarksire is easy, but can thi speak Wiganese?
http://www.wiganworld.co.uk/stuff/dialect2.php?opt=dialect2
or
http://www.wiganworld.co.uk/stuff/dialect1.php?opt=dialect1
;D ;D ;D ;D
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[urlhttp://www.mintinit.com/speakbristolian.php][/url]
lol
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Can you speak Yorkshire no not happening for me not easy doing yorkshire when your from down saarth;D
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Can you speak Yorkshire no not happening for me not easy doing yorkshire when your from down saarth;D
The translation is lost in the written word ...... ;) ;)
Tha'd 'av t' 'ear it :y :y
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[urlhttp://www.mintinit.com/speakbristolian.php][/url]
lol
http://www.mintinit.com/speakbristolian.php
;) ;) ;)
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Oh dear.. those had me in stitches ;D ;D ;D
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Ay' up lad, this'll 'elp http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/yorkshire-translator.asp
If you pop 6 miles down the road from here to Barnsley, they speak a totally different language!
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am a yorkshireman and am chuffin praad of it tha knos,appen.
we dont go down the road up ere..we nip darn royd.
we dont go to the fish/chip shop..we go to chip oyl.
stuffs known as its as old as thills.
yer goin t, club t,neet.
just poppin aht.
bah eck.
whats thee on a baht.
its still tickles me when mi daughter says dad ave yer seen what yer lads doin.
its gods country up ere.
flat caps rule.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPjJFv1NDBg[/media]
sums it up ;D :y
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Ay' up lad, this'll 'elp http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/yorkshire-translator.asp
If you pop 6 miles down the road from here to Barnsley, they speak a totally different language!
I lived in Wakey and did my HNC in Barnsley, on the first day I didnt understand a word, I maintain I spent the first 3 month learning the language. ;D
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I lived in Wakey and did my HNC in Barnsley, on the first day I didnt understand a word, I maintain I spent the first 3 month learning the language. ;D
I felt a bit like that when I first started work in Wigan :-/ ;D
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You can always tell a Yorkshireman,but never twice.
The Yorkshire war cry is "It's 'ow much? Thee's not payin' that for them,It's cheaper doon market"
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Can you speak Yorkshire no not happening for me not easy doing yorkshire when your from down saarth;D
I'm from down saarth but picking it up as i go!
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I lived in Wakey and did my HNC in Barnsley, on the first day I didnt understand a word, I maintain I spent the first 3 month learning the language. ;D
I felt a bit like that when I first started work in Wigan :-/ ;D
Does tha mean Wiggin? 8-)