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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: crocs on 05 September 2011, 21:31:36
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I ended up with a black bag over my head, driven off from Newent at high speed, and have awoken in a dark room...
These people who have me say my dad will pay for my safe release
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Nearly banned this user as a spammer earlier ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I ended up with a black bag over my head, driven off from Newent at high speed, and have awoken in a dark room...
These people who have me say my dad will pay for my safe release
Best keep it there then Daz ;D ;D ;D
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I suspect military involvement! :-X ::)
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They look very pink and Daz like ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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They look just like the things Kate was laughing at on Sunday morning!
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They look very pink and Daz like ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I only know one other that wears pink crocs other than Miss Vamps, and she is safely sat beside me, the other...............I guess the bag could be argued, an improvement..... :-/ :-/ :-/
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I suspect military involvement! :-X ::)
I seem to remember MDTM negotiating for a hostage release last year, maybe he'll negotiate on your behalf Daz? ;D ;D ;D
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Am am in tears here ;D ;D ;D
When I emptied my car I then realised I had lost you Crocs :'( I am so sorry old friends :-* :-* :-*
Hope we meet again sometime :)
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Ah yes, How about we start the bidding with one slightly goosed auto box from an MV6 that is currently being broken...........
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Am am in tears here ;D ;D ;D
When I emptied my car I then realised I had lost you Crocs :'( I am so sorry old friends :-* :-* :-*
Hope we meet again sometime :)
Ha serves you right. ;D
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I wish I could help the authorities with my location :(
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When I emptied my car I then realised I had lost you Crocs :'( I am so sorry old friends :-* :-* :-*
Hope we meet again sometime :)
I miss you, dad
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I wish I could help the authorities with my location :(
Hampshire......Bolton.....London......Suffolk.....who knows?
Shortly to leave the country for extraordinary rendition! :( :o
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Tomorrow's Sun newspaper:
[size=18]CIA and MI6 Suspected in Shock Croc Rendition [/size]
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Tomorrow's Sun newspaper:
[size=18]CIA and MI6 Suspected in Shock Croc Rendition [/size]
;)
Guess they will be in Lybia then...... ::) ::) ::)
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Grandad says they were last seen being driven away in an omega if that helps anybody.
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Ouch! I've just been bitten on the arse by a rat. Or was it a ferret :-/
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Grandad says they were last seen being driven away in an omega if that helps anybody.
That'll rule out Josh Wyatt and MDTM then! :y
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When I emptied my car I then realised I had lost you Crocs :'( I am so sorry old friends :-* :-* :-*
Hope we meet again sometime :)
I miss you, dad
I missed you both Pinky & Perky today too... I would come and rescue you if only I knew where :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Please Mr Kidnapper, don't hurt Pinky & Perky they are my faithful friends that have comforted me beyond belief over our time together. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Ouch! I've just been bitten on the arse by a rat. Or was it a ferret :-/
If it was a ferret it would still be hanging on there.
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Grandad says they were last seen being driven away in an omega if that helps anybody.
Thats helpful you stupid ferret as I know they weren't driven away in a Subaru ;D ;D ;D ;D
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When I emptied my car I then realised I had lost you Crocs :'( I am so sorry old friends :-* :-* :-*
Hope we meet again sometime :)
I miss you, dad
I missed you both Pinky & Perky today too... I would come and rescue you if only I knew where :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Please Mr Kidnapper, don't hurt Pinky & Perky they are my faithful friends that have comforted me beyond belief over our time together. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Ooh I can imagine the pain of various hard sparkly things being inserted into their orifices. :o
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Grandad says they were last seen being driven away in an omega if that helps anybody.
Thats helpful you stupid ferret as I know they weren't driven away in a Subaru ;D ;D ;D ;D
You really want to find out how sharp our teeth are don't you Pinky.
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When I emptied my car I then realised I had lost you Crocs :'( I am so sorry old friends :-* :-* :-*
Hope we meet again sometime :)
I miss you, dad
I missed you both Pinky & Perky today too... I would come and rescue you if only I knew where :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Please Mr Kidnapper, don't hurt Pinky & Perky they are my faithful friends that have comforted me beyond belief over our time together. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Ooh I can imagine the pain of various hard sparkly things being inserted into their orifices. :o
Vajazzles?
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When I emptied my car I then realised I had lost you Crocs :'( I am so sorry old friends :-* :-* :-*
Hope we meet again sometime :)
I miss you, dad
I missed you both Pinky & Perky today too... I would come and rescue you if only I knew where :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Please Mr Kidnapper, don't hurt Pinky & Perky they are my faithful friends that have comforted me beyond belief over our time together. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Ooh I can imagine the pain of various hard sparkly things being inserted into their orifices. :o
Vajazzles?
Trust you to think of them !!! :)
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I have managed to get a camera :o
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I have managed to get a camera :o
I knew you were both Clever Crocs ;)
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Tomorrow's Sun newspaper:
[size=18]CIA and MI6 Suspected in Shock Croc Rendition [/size]
;)
Guess they will be in Lybia then...... ::) ::) ::)
Nah.
Then again...who knows?
(http://[IMG]http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n270/v6nick/dazcroc.jpg)[/img]
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I have managed to get a camera :o
And.....the kidnapper is.....
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Here goes
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40510775/pics/whereami.gif)
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doesnt narrow it down a lot ;D ;D ;D
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It might help if you took the bag off first.
Who said Stokies are a bit dim?
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Yes, they turn the lights out here. It frightens me.
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Yes, they turn the lights out here. It frightens me.
Don't worry Pinky & Perky... remember Harry Potter was under the stairs for a while....
I will save you or I will see if a friend of mine can upset your Kidnapper ;)
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Am am in tears here ;D ;D ;D
When I emptied my car I then realised I had lost you Crocs :'( I am so sorry old friends :-* :-* :-*
Hope we meet again sometime :)
Me too - as a croc wearer myself, I truly understand your pain :'(
Pamela
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Am am in tears here ;D ;D ;D
When I emptied my car I then realised I had lost you Crocs :'( I am so sorry old friends :-* :-* :-*
Hope we meet again sometime :)
Me too - as a croc wearer myself, I truly understand your pain :'(
Pamela
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Pam my Diamond, I am gutted that someone who I thought a friend would take my Trusted, Comforting Crocs Pinky & Perky :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Wazzup? :-?
Looks like a bit of that ultimate schoolboy/man thaaaaang of extracting the wee....... ;D
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Dear Crocs.
Before I get into bed tonight I will say a little prayer for your safe return to my loving feet :)
Night Night Old Friends
Daddy :-* :-*
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Daz....If you loved them so much.....why did you not look after them properly? youve noone to blame but yourself :'(
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You got any name on them? Like..... left and right or summat? ;D
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Grandad says maybe you should ask your Dad to use his detecting skills to help you find them.
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Grandad says maybe you should ask your Dad to use his detecting skills to help you find them.
Whats to say I haven't?? :P
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Grandad says maybe you should ask your Dad to use his detecting skills to help you find them.
I recon the holes ould be handy to let the sand in and out..... 8-)
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I got a picture at last!
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s304/Loo-knee/BroocieBraveheart5.jpg)
Somebody please help, as there is no telling what this madman will do to me
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I got a picture at last!
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s304/Loo-knee/BroocieBraveheart5.jpg
Somebody please help, as there is no telling what this madman will do
Didn't see any one that short at Newent. :-/
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
You didnt look so fresh yourself, Bob, on Sunday morning
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
You didnt look so fresh yourself, Bob, on Sunday morning
The only Sunday morning I saw was at 3am when your owner was caught launching missiles at our tent!! ::)
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
You didnt look so fresh yourself, Bob, on Sunday morning
The only Sunday morning I saw was at 3am when your owner was caught launching missiles at our tent!! ::)
giggling like a schoolgirl ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
You didnt look so fresh yourself, Bob, on Sunday morning
The only Sunday morning I saw was at 3am when your owner was caught launching missiles at our tent!! ::)
My dad said that wasn't him, and he doesn't tell lies. Have you been listening to Countess Dundee?
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
You didnt look so fresh yourself, Bob, on Sunday morning
The only Sunday morning I saw was at 3am when your owner was caught launching missiles at our tent!! ::)
My dad said that wasn't him, and he doesn't tell lies. Have you been listening to Countess Dundee?
Countess would never lie to me! ::)
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I suspect military involvement! :-X ::)
Nope, but if they end up in Afghanistan I may be able to pursuade the SAS to go in and rescue them before being beheaded on Al Jazeera. It might cost me several bags of Jelly Babies though, payment upfront preferred ;D ;D
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I suspect military involvement! :-X ::)
Nope, but if they end up in Afghanistan I may be able to pursuade the SAS to go in and rescue them before being beheaded on Al Jazeera. It might cost me several bags of Jelly Babies though, payment upfront preferred ;D ;D
I've got half a chewed wine gum under the table if it will help.
Unless Bitey has found it of course.
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
You didnt look so fresh yourself, Bob, on Sunday morning
The only Sunday morning I saw was at 3am when your owner was caught launching missiles at our tent!! ::)
My dad said that wasn't him, and he doesn't tell lies. Have you been listening to Countess Dundee?
No he was'nt listening to me, he was just pissed as usual ;D ;D
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
You didnt look so fresh yourself, Bob, on Sunday morning
The only Sunday morning I saw was at 3am when your owner was caught launching missiles at our tent!! ::)
My dad said that wasn't him, and he doesn't tell lies. Have you been listening to Countess Dundee?
No he was'nt listening to me, he was just pissed as usual ;D ;D
Not me Countess.........no alcohol passed my lips all weekend! ::)
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
You didnt look so fresh yourself, Bob, on Sunday morning
The only Sunday morning I saw was at 3am when your owner was caught launching missiles at our tent!! ::)
My dad said that wasn't him, and he doesn't tell lies. Have you been listening to Countess Dundee?
No he was'nt listening to me, he was just pissed as usual ;D ;D
Not me Countess.........no alcohol passed my lips all weekend! ::)
Culprit found then, Alias Bob.Dent.Crocs ;D ;D
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FBI have published their new most wanted....
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s304/Loo-knee/BobDent.jpg)
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Someone is stealing my work ::)
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Someone is stealing my work ::)
I did them for you, dad. You stole my hard work ;)
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I'm keeping out of this one ;D
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I'm keeping out of this one ;D
You're on the FBI list as well, TuBy ;)
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s304/Loo-knee/TheBoy2.jpg)
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Daz, do your crocs speak any other languages....welsh maybe? :-X
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Bloody Stokkies have no imagination ;D
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You have to be in on my Croc's going missing Jaime >:(
Also whoever has them under lock and key now tells more Porky Pies than LazyGlassBack, Zok and Gixer put together if thats at all possible.... because I know Croc's weren't in the room when I did the pictures ;D ;D ;D
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Daz, do your crocs speak any other languages....welsh maybe? :-X
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Daz, do your crocs speak any other languages....welsh maybe? :-X
They speak fluent Boslem. ;D
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You have to be in on my Croc's going missing Jaime >:(
Also whoever has them under lock and key now tells more Porky Pies than LazyGlassBack, Zok and Gixer put together if thats at all possible.... because I know Croc's weren't in the room when I did the pictures ;D ;D ;D
Oh daddy, how could you say that. Mummy said you'd been lying a lot since hanging around with Uncle Dundee
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Daz, do your crocs speak any other languages....welsh maybe? :-X
Fluent in swear words! ;D
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Lets just say that the last time I saw your owner wearing you, I told him you looked way past your sell by date so maybe you've been discarded for good!! :o ;D ;D
You didnt look so fresh yourself, Bob, on Sunday morning
The only Sunday morning I saw was at 3am when your owner was caught launching missiles at our tent!! ::)
My dad said that wasn't him, and he doesn't tell lies. Have you been listening to Countess Dundee?
No he was'nt listening to me, he was just pissed as usual ;D ;D
Not me Countess.........no alcohol passed my lips all weekend! ::)
Culprit found then, Alias Bob.Dent.Crocs ;D ;D
Ah.......I said no alcohol passed my LIPS, it actually went straight doon ma throot mon! ::) ;D
So as I was actaully pissed, I'm exonerated from any blame methinks. :P
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Tomorrow's Sun newspaper:
[size=18]CIA and MI6 Suspected in Shock Croc Rendition [/size]
;)
Guess they will be in Lybia then...... ::) ::) ::)
Nah.
Then again...who knows?
(http://[IMG]http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n270/v6nick/dazcroc.jpg)[/img]
They got there quickly, nice to see them being put to good use though....... :D :D :D
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The advantage of now living with bobdent is non stop bar-b-ques :) :) :) :) :)
But he was so drunk last night he nearly bar-b-que'd me!!!!!!!!
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The advantage of now living with bobdent is non stop bar-b-ques :) :) :) :) :)
But he was so drunk last night he nearly bar-b-que'd me!!!!!!!!
hmmmmm..........you appear to be confusing me with someone else - you wouldn't catch me stealing stinky pink crocs let alone keep 'em anywhere near my
bar-b-que!! ::) :P
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I have had to adopt some more Crocs to fill the space now that your gone :'(
miss you though
Waddy Waddy.. :-*
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this has got to stop the bloody crocs have more posts than i have. They will be able to sell parts and cars soon :o that would be a croc ed dealer
wifey read this lot last night and laughed so much she farted sorry passed wind :-[ tears were rolling down her cheeks :o on her face
your all nuts :D :D ;D you all need a good weekend away sooner rather than later :y :y
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There's been a funny smell around here since Sunday night, I wonder ::)
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Brilliant! Love it! ;D ;D ;D
Did make me giggle! :y
Unlucky Daz!
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Hmmmm
I was just in Tescos
I think I may bave seen you
Rather dirty now and on the wrong feet.
However a bit later I saw a dead ringer for TB
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Hmmmm
I was just in Tescos
I think I may bave seen you
Rather dirty now and on the wrong feet.
However a bit later I saw a dead ringer for TB
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Dont worry Martin, according to Millwall, the silver ( rust bucket )bullet has been seen parked up outside a local house in Brackley ;) :)