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Title: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Neil_MV6 on 01 September 2010, 15:40:51
THE NEWENT PRAYER
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
To Newent we come,
and work will be done
on cars, instead of at the garage.
Give us this weekend some decent weather,
and forget any raining,
as we fix all those things that really annoy us.
And lead us not into temptation,
to buy a BMW,
for ours is the Omega,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen. ;)
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Seth on 01 September 2010, 15:48:56
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Kevin Wood on 01 September 2010, 15:51:49
Very good.  ;D
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: The Red Baron on 01 September 2010, 15:52:14
i like that. :y
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Auto Addict on 01 September 2010, 16:01:23
 :y
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Sixstring on 01 September 2010, 16:56:01
Just to add....................

"RAIN,RAIN, GO AWAY- COME AGAIN SOME OTHER DAY!!!"
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Gaffers on 01 September 2010, 17:27:38
 ;D ;D ;D :y

and who mentionned the R word  >:( >:( it's precipitation  ::) :D
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Andy B on 01 September 2010, 19:06:47
Quote
THE NEWENT PRAYER
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
To Newent we come,
and work will be done
on cars, instead of at the garage.
Give us this weekend some decent weather,
and forget any raining,
as we fix all those things that really annoy us.
And lead us not into temptation,
to buy a BMW,
for ours is the Omega,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen. ;)

Very clever!  :y  :y  :y  :y
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Tony H on 01 September 2010, 19:16:55
Good stuff :y
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: feeutfo on 01 September 2010, 20:30:50
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;D ;D ;D :y

and who mentionned the R word  >:( >:( it's precipitation  ::) :D
indeed
rule number one of an outdoor event, never mention the r*** word, but now it has been mentioned we all have to bring all the rain gear, including full racing wets on wheels, just to counter with the law of sod,that being, if we dont bring the wet gear it will r word down all day, and if we do bring wet gear it wont...let us pray.


and whats all this about buying a BMW? ......BLASPHEMY!!!  >:(

 ;) ;D
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: feeutfo on 01 September 2010, 20:40:45
Ps, forecast, according to the widget on my phone, is good. Sadly the widget is notoriously unreliable..... as is the poxy phone as it happens.
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: astroblaster on 01 September 2010, 21:58:25
very good :y :y
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Gaffers on 01 September 2010, 22:02:24
Quote
Quote
;D ;D ;D :y

and who mentionned the R word  >:( >:( it's precipitation  ::) :D
indeed
rule number one of an outdoor event, never mention the r*** word, but now it has been mentioned we all have to bring all the rain gear, including full racing wets on wheels, just to counter with the law of sod,that being, if we dont bring the wet gear it will r word down all day, and if we do bring wet gear it wont...let us pray.


and whats all this about buying a BMW? ......BLASPHEMY!!!  >:(

 ;) ;D

I'm bringing full oilies and wellies......but not for the rain  ::) ;D
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Entwood on 01 September 2010, 22:06:53
Nearest I can get off the Met Office site is Ross-on-Wye .. but looks pretty good for the weekend ..  :y :y :y

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/wm/ross_on_wye_forecast_weather.html
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Gaffers on 01 September 2010, 22:13:44
Metcheck looks good too  :y

http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/dayforecast.asp?zipcode=gl18&day=2
Title: Re: THE NEWENT PRAYER
Post by: Auto Addict on 02 September 2010, 07:22:00
It reminds me of a similar sort of thing, back in the sixties, can't remember all of it, but it went something like this:-

A Ford is my auto
I shall not want another
It maketh me lie down in wet places
It anointeth my head with oil

........