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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: smoothomega on 11 June 2007, 17:18:18
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Well after seeing all the shiney paintwork at the lakes i got a bit of a guilt complex and came home from work today and started waxing the meega in earnest but only got half way due to the muggy weather, i think i have lost half a stone.....yes yes i know i need too :-/ Anyway i will continue tomorrow untill it shines like it should and then onto the engine bay. So the next time we all meet up have your shades at the ready ;D Seriously though everyones cars looked amazing............even tunnies in a funny kind of way :y
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Well after seeing all the shiney paintwork at the lakes i got a bit of a guilt complex and came home from work today and started waxing the meega in earnest but only got half way due to the muggy weather, i think i have lost half a stone.....yes yes i know i need too :-/ Anyway i will continue tomorrow untill it shines like it should and then onto the engine bay. So the next time we all meet up have your shades at the ready ;D Seriously though everyones cars looked amazing............even tunnies in a funny kind of way :y
Must be that 2 tone paintwork hes got ;D ;)
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I believe Tunnie was considering waxing his Senny however when he did a risk assesment he considered the chances of contracting tetanus off a cut caused by rust to high :oso he didn't bother :) ( only kidding Tunnie :y) I bet it gets you round europe on your planned tour.
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Well after seeing all the shiney paintwork at the lakes i got a bit of a guilt complex and came home from work today and started waxing the meega in earnest but only got half way due to the muggy weather, i think i have lost half a stone.....yes yes i know i need too :-/ Anyway i will continue tomorrow untill it shines like it should and then onto the engine bay. So the next time we all meet up have your shades at the ready ;D Seriously though everyones cars looked amazing............even tunnies in a funny kind of way :y
you obviously didnt look very close at mine... :-[ ;D
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i think i have lost half a stone.....yes yes i know i need too :-/
Not at all, you're just getting 'in trim' for the next OOF footie game ;D
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i think i have lost half a stone.....yes yes i know i need too :-/
Not at all, you're just getting 'in trim' for the next OOF footie game ;D
Better wax mine every day til the next meet then ::)
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i think i have lost half a stone.....yes yes i know i need too :-/
Not at all, you're just getting 'in trim' for the next OOF footie game ;D
Better wax mine every day til the next meet then ::)
I wonder if the poor student around here fancies earning 50p ;)
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i think i have lost half a stone.....yes yes i know i need too :-/
Not at all, you're just getting 'in trim' for the next OOF footie game ;D
Better wax mine every day til the next meet then ::)
I wonder if the poor student around here fancies earning 50p ;)
Give him a quid you tight sod. ;D
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i think i have lost half a stone.....yes yes i know i need too :-/
Not at all, you're just getting 'in trim' for the next OOF footie game ;D
Better wax mine every day til the next meet then ::)
I wonder if the poor student around here fancies earning 50p ;)
Give him a quid you tight sod. ;D
Send him to me, he can do mine
:y
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I believe Tunnie was considering waxing his Senny however when he did a risk assesment he considered the chances of contracting tetanus off a cut caused by rust to high :oso he didn't bother :) ( only kidding Tunnie :y) I bet it gets you round europe on your planned tour.
;D ;D ;D Tony, you're on fire today [smiley=evil.gif]
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Waxing the senny ;D dont make me laugh,if he had done that he would not have got the silver tape to hold his neat wiring job for his lap top to the OUTSIDE OF THE WING.The dirt is holding the thing together.AND TAPE !!!!!!!!! :o :o
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Waxing the senny ;D dont make me laugh,if he had done that he would not have got the silver tape to hold his neat wiring job for his lap top to the OUTSIDE OF THE WING.The dirt is holding the thing together.AND TAPE !!!!!!!!! :o :o
>:(Right, you lot, pay attention.
Spray alloy cleaner on wheels.
Wet car off with hose. (ok so far?)
Fill bucket with water & 1 capfull of carwash (NOT FAIRY LIQUID)!!!
Sponge ALL of car, wheels, inside arches,glass etc., rinse then shammy off. NEVER leave water on your Mig. Once shammied (is there such a word?) Drink tea, beer or a wee dram Bruccie, then polish one panel at a time using one cloth for putting on & one for taking off.
Using different cloths & appropiate cleaners do all your black trims.
Next, new on & off cloths again & appropiate cleaner do all glass in & out.
Nearly done now, just clean all shuts including boot & engine bay.
Hoover inside removing & cleaning mats, if leather treat it, & clean dash, plastics etc but not with cockpit shine as it leaves dash shiny not clean which will only attract more dust.
Lastly dress tyres pour another drink, sit back & admire your Mig for a whole minute until our feathered friends see the peachiest Mig they can find & proceed to empty thier last meal all over it from a great height usually between two panels so it gets in everywhere.
Here endeth todays valeting rant.
P.S Do'nt try to polish in hot sun. You've got as much chance as shoving half a pound of butter up a hedgehogs arse with a hot needle! ::)
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Agree wholey with the bird bit when your polishing your motor you can see the little b*stards sitting on the tv arial conspiring to do a full foremation dump on your pride and joy just when you've finished polishing it >:(
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Waxing the senny ;D dont make me laugh,if he had done that he would not have got the silver tape to hold his neat wiring job for his lap top to the OUTSIDE OF THE WING.The dirt is holding the thing together.AND TAPE !!!!!!!!! :o :o
>:(Right, you lot, pay attention.
Spray alloy cleaner on wheels.
Wet car off with hose. (ok so far?)
Fill bucket with water & 1 capfull of carwash (NOT FAIRY LIQUID)!!!
Sponge ALL of car, wheels, inside arches,glass etc., rinse then shammy off. NEVER leave water on your Mig. Once shammied (is there such a word?) Drink tea, beer or a wee dram Bruccie, then polish one panel at a time using one cloth for putting on & one for taking off.
Using different cloths & appropiate cleaners do all your black trims.
Next, new on & off cloths again & appropiate cleaner do all glass in & out.
Nearly done now, just clean all shuts including boot & engine bay.
Hoover inside removing & cleaning mats, if leather treat it, & clean dash, plastics etc but not with cockpit shine as it leaves dash shiny not clean which will only attract more dust.
Lastly dress tyres pour another drink, sit back & admire your Mig for a whole minute until our feathered friends see the peachiest Mig they can find & proceed to empty thier last meal all over it from a great height usually between two panels so it gets in everywhere.
Here endeth todays valeting rant.
P.S Do'nt try to polish in hot sun. You've got as much chance as shoving half a pound of butter up a hedgehogs arse with a hot needle! ::)
No, sorry, I don't understand. Come around my place and demonstrate ;D
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Waxing the senny ;D dont make me laugh,if he had done that he would not have got the silver tape to hold his neat wiring job for his lap top to the OUTSIDE OF THE WING.The dirt is holding the thing together.AND TAPE !!!!!!!!! :o :o
>:(Right, you lot, pay attention.
Spray alloy cleaner on wheels.
Wet car off with hose. (ok so far?)
Fill bucket with water & 1 capfull of carwash (NOT FAIRY LIQUID)!!!
Sponge ALL of car, wheels, inside arches,glass etc., rinse then shammy off. NEVER leave water on your Mig. Once shammied (is there such a word?) Drink tea, beer or a wee dram Bruccie, then polish one panel at a time using one cloth for putting on & one for taking off.
Using different cloths & appropiate cleaners do all your black trims.
Next, new on & off cloths again & appropiate cleaner do all glass in & out.
Nearly done now, just clean all shuts including boot & engine bay.
Hoover inside removing & cleaning mats, if leather treat it, & clean dash, plastics etc but not with cockpit shine as it leaves dash shiny not clean which will only attract more dust.
Lastly dress tyres pour another drink, sit back & admire your Mig for a whole minute until our feathered friends see the peachiest Mig they can find & proceed to empty thier last meal all over it from a great height usually between two panels so it gets in everywhere.
Here endeth todays valeting rant.
P.S Do'nt try to polish in hot sun. You've got as much chance as shoving half a pound of butter up a hedgehogs arse with a hot needle! ::)
No, sorry, I don't understand. Come around my place and demonstrate ;D
What did you do with your silver one TB? ;D
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Waxing the senny ;D dont make me laugh,if he had done that he would not have got the silver tape to hold his neat wiring job for his lap top to the OUTSIDE OF THE WING.The dirt is holding the thing together.AND TAPE !!!!!!!!! :o :o
>:(Right, you lot, pay attention.
Spray alloy cleaner on wheels.
Wet car off with hose. (ok so far?)
Fill bucket with water & 1 capfull of carwash (NOT FAIRY LIQUID)!!!
Sponge ALL of car, wheels, inside arches,glass etc., rinse then shammy off. NEVER leave water on your Mig. Once shammied (is there such a word?) Drink tea, beer or a wee dram Bruccie, then polish one panel at a time using one cloth for putting on & one for taking off.
Using different cloths & appropiate cleaners do all your black trims.
Next, new on & off cloths again & appropiate cleaner do all glass in & out.
Nearly done now, just clean all shuts including boot & engine bay.
Hoover inside removing & cleaning mats, if leather treat it, & clean dash, plastics etc but not with cockpit shine as it leaves dash shiny not clean which will only attract more dust.
Lastly dress tyres pour another drink, sit back & admire your Mig for a whole minute until our feathered friends see the peachiest Mig they can find & proceed to empty thier last meal all over it from a great height usually between two panels so it gets in everywhere.
Here endeth todays valeting rant.
P.S Do'nt try to polish in hot sun. You've got as much chance as shoving half a pound of butter up a hedgehogs arse with a hot needle! ::)
No, sorry, I don't understand. Come around my place and demonstrate ;D
:(What, every sunday? :o
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Waxing the senny ;D dont make me laugh,if he had done that he would not have got the silver tape to hold his neat wiring job for his lap top to the OUTSIDE OF THE WING.The dirt is holding the thing together.AND TAPE !!!!!!!!! :o :o
>:(Right, you lot, pay attention.
Spray alloy cleaner on wheels.
Wet car off with hose. (ok so far?)
Fill bucket with water & 1 capfull of carwash (NOT FAIRY LIQUID)!!!
Sponge ALL of car, wheels, inside arches,glass etc., rinse then shammy off. NEVER leave water on your Mig. Once shammied (is there such a word?) Drink tea, beer or a wee dram Bruccie, then polish one panel at a time using one cloth for putting on & one for taking off.
Using different cloths & appropiate cleaners do all your black trims.
Next, new on & off cloths again & appropiate cleaner do all glass in & out.
Nearly done now, just clean all shuts including boot & engine bay.
Hoover inside removing & cleaning mats, if leather treat it, & clean dash, plastics etc but not with cockpit shine as it leaves dash shiny not clean which will only attract more dust.
Lastly dress tyres pour another drink, sit back & admire your Mig for a whole minute until our feathered friends see the peachiest Mig they can find & proceed to empty thier last meal all over it from a great height usually between two panels so it gets in everywhere.
Here endeth todays valeting rant.
P.S Do'nt try to polish in hot sun. You've got as much chance as shoving half a pound of butter up a hedgehogs arse with a hot needle! ::)
No, sorry, I don't understand. Come around my place and demonstrate ;D
:(What, every sunday? :o
If you insist ::)