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Title: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: Timbuk on 18 June 2007, 21:20:32
Just thinking what use  i could put one of these book of lies to :question

Any suggestions ::)
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: Bo Bo on 18 June 2007, 21:21:37
November 5th comes to mind.....
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: Chopsdad on 18 June 2007, 21:21:41
Chock the front wheel  :y
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: hotel21 on 18 June 2007, 22:16:21
spread the weight of the jack when you need to lift the car on grass....
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: hotel21 on 18 June 2007, 22:17:19
a couple of hundred VERY LONG rolly ups.....
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: hotel21 on 18 June 2007, 22:18:27
extremely handy when the Andrex Quilted runs out (not sure about the quality of the printers ink though, might leave a mark.....)
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: Tony H on 19 June 2007, 00:05:20
In all fairness can be a limited reference tool however can be used to stop a wobbly table or chairleg :D
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: sounds2k on 19 June 2007, 00:10:00
... smack someone round the head with when they say the cambelt and tensioners only need to be changed every 80k?  ::)
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: Markie on 19 June 2007, 00:20:18
scrunch the pages up and throw them at people in your work....when there not looking..
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: megaomega123 on 19 June 2007, 01:01:32
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scrunch the pages up and throw them at people in your work....when there not looking..

Gets my vote. Used to have hours of fun doing that in Orange's call centre. Oh and a fart machine stragically placed next to the coffee machine  ;D
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: 2001CatOwner on 19 June 2007, 04:22:54
On the other side of the pond, we use it for cleaning windows and stuffing in exhaust pipes. ::) ;D
Title: Re: 101 Things To Do With A Haynes Manual
Post by: DaveL on 19 June 2007, 20:11:27
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On the other side of the pond, we use it for cleaning windows and stuffing in exhaust pipes. ::) ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D