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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Admin on 29 June 2007, 10:06:37
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Just read the "offence" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each" offence" and added up your total fine.
When you are done, send it back to the person that sent it to you and your other friends.
Title your email "My fine is £........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked Weed - £10
Did Acid - £5
Ever had sex at church - £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-£40
Had sex with someone you met on Internet - £25
Had sex for money - £100
Vandalised something - £20
Had sex on your parents' bed - £10
Beat up someone - £20
Been jumped - £10
Crossed dressed - £10
Given money to stripper - £25
Been in love with a stripper - £20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - £0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work - £15
Ever drive drunk - £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - £50
Used toys while having sex - £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - £20
Went skinny dipping - £5
Had sex in a pool - £20
Kissed someone of the same sex - £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex - £20
Cheated on your significant other - £10
Masturbated- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend - £20
Done oral- £5
Got oral- £5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving - £25
Stole something - £10
Made a dirty home video - £15
Had a threesome - £50
Had sex outdoors - £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex - £25
Had sex with someone over 10 years older - £20
Had sex with someone under 10 years younger - £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time - £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it - £25
Went streaking - £5
Went streaking in broad daylight - £15
Been arrested - £5
Spent time in jail - £15
Peed in the pool - £0.50
Played spin the bottle - £5
Done something you regret - £20
Had sex with your best friend - £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work - £25
Had anal sex - £80
Lied to your significant other - £5
Lied to your significant about the sex being good - £25
Tally up your fine,
When you are done, post up the amount. You don't
have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Me, £810.10... ::)
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My fine is £570.60.....I assume you dont multiply each offence if you have done it more than once...
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£85 - how did you manage over £800 :o
I got arrested once for non payment of a parking ticket which I was disputing >:(
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You're a bad man Dave ;D
£490 for me...
I think the "sex with someone over 10 years older" is especially relevent, and should be multiplied by every day of the week for the last 2 years ;D ;D ;D
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Sorry I need to add another £110, how do you class kissing (I'm a parent).
Forgot the been drunk while at work!!!!
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I must Be a Good Lad Only £585.10 :)
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Mine comes to 795.60 ....... Still couldn't beat Dave though :D
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Suprised myself....£745.10.
Now what would be fun is too list how you got to the amount of ££££. ;D
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£310.60, must be a better lad than I thought :-?
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865 here! 8-) 8-) 8-) [smiley=evil.gif]
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£595.60p
Is that before or after VAT ?
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Looking at these someones cheated or paid or threesomes - or been with same sex people :-?
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Looking at these someones cheated or paid or threesomes :-?
To coin two phrases.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth mate, and refuse nothign but blows! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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£790.60 :-[
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Why is travelling the Bournville Boulevard or Marmite Motorway the second highest fine? ::)
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50p :(
And no, the water doesn't change colour :y
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Me, £810.10... ::)
Come on Dave, you telling us you've never peed in a pool! ;D
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Well I've peed in the sea!!!!
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Me, £810.10... ::)
Come on Dave, you telling us you've never peed in a pool! ;D
Nope, never peed in a pool and certainly neever hit on/kissed/had sex with someone of the same sex! ;D
Done most of the others though... ::)
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£700.60 :-/
"Had sex for money" is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?
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£700.60 :-/
"Had sex for money" is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?
Depends on how good/lucky you are! ;D
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At a previous job I went to work after a night out which I blacked out on :-[, a bit rough, then someone said sick and I ended up using a wastepaper bin!!!!
Anyway I have had very few girlfriends but I have been married for early 14 years.
But then you could have included other crimes like things to do with traffic cones, cheating on games, false Police calls, wheelying at speed, inserting magnesium strip into peoples fags, and I am sure I can think of a few more I have come across.
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£700.60 :-/
"Had sex for money" is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?
Depends on how good/lucky you are! ;D
If Micky of Eastenders can get paid for sex theres hope for me ;D
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£700.60 :-/
"Had sex for money" is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?
I hope you were not renting :o
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At about 02:00 in the morning I was pulled by the Police while riding a bike with no lights carrying a can with about 2 litres of U/L petrol, 1/2 litre of parafin and about another half litre of anything liquid and inflamable.
They were on their way to see someone who saw suspicious activity a mile up the road.
Well when you run out of petrol you will go towards houses with lights on to see if they have some go juice. If they keep on and off their lights they will see strange behaviour ::).
The Police saw them and waited for me, and saw me off - they had chatted about Mr light switcher and I think they agreed that they were pillocks, they were scared but then they were encouraging me.
They though my predicament was funny - I ran out two miles from home by road about 1.5 direct. Walked home, syphoned out of my bike and chucked anything flammable in I could to get to a nearby petrol station in the morning
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£700.60 :-/
"Had sex for money" is that getting paid for sex or paying for it? :-?
Depends on how good/lucky you are! ;D
If Micky of Eastenders can get paid for sex theres hope for me ;D
Ooooooh you naughty boy. How many points for watching Eastenders ;D
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Jeez, some of you (especially Dave) have got a bit of a chequered past!! ;D
Me..........thought I'd had my "bad" moments over the years but only came to £565.10. :-?
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Although my score was not to bad, I'm just very pleased that there are no multipliers as some of the high scoring things I have done multiple times....
Anyway, wheres Hotel21's score ::) :y
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Being tight on most things (ooo eeerrr Missuss.....) I manage the princely sum of £215.50 . :y
But glad you don't multiply by the times you done thse things otherwise I'd be spending loads of 50p's ;D ;D
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£310.50 - I'm now starting to wonder what I've missed out on in life!!
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Being tight on most things (ooo eeerrr Missuss.....) I manage the princely sum of £215.50 . :y
But glad you don't multiply by the times you done thse things otherwise I'd be spending loads of 50p's ;D ;D
Thankfully there was'nt a communal pool at Burns campsite ;D ;D
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Well my fine total £735.60 :y
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189,786 sorry calculator playing up £635.10 (possibly mostly 1 day when i was younger!)- what a day!!!!
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189,786 sorry calculator playing up £635.10 (possibly mostly 1 day when i was younger!)- what a day!!!!
U still live in the same place then?
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£570.60 [smiley=evil.gif]
Good memories :y
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£550..But if i counted up some of the £5 fines i would be up to thousands.. ;D ;D ;D
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Only £395 for me plus a lot 10p's ;D
I must be a saint too [smiley=engel017.gif]
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Based on things that I actually remember, I've been such a good boy, well much better than LB66 anyway. What about things you suspect may have happened, but do not know :-[ - or is that simply covered by the 'passed out' one, and all other fines don't count?
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Rechecked £230 - I missed a couple
Just remembered who my best friend is :y Sad I know but it helps both of us are only children so are a bit insular
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Passing out though - this is weird - my then bed sit was a total mess I had been showing the people who helped me home all my MAMOD stuff :-[
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Based on things that I actually remember, I've been such a good boy, well much better than LB66 anyway. What about things you suspect may have happened, but do not know :-[ - or is that simply covered by the 'passed out' one, and all other fines don't count?
Just go for.....
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - £20
and multiply it oh......say 365xlots ;D
That should cover it :D ;)
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A quite respectable £420 :)
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Passing out though - this is weird - my then bed sit was a total mess I had been showing the people who helped me home all my MAMOD stuff :-[
That dates you a bit. I had a Mamod steam engine, meths burner and all. Regularly set fire to the kitchen floor.
Happy days :)
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Passing out though - this is weird - my then bed sit was a total mess I had been showing the people who helped me home all my MAMOD stuff :-[
That dates you a bit. I had a Mamod steam engine, meths burner and all. Regularly set fire to the kitchen floor.
Happy days :)
:)£645.60. If i'm paid this in cash i'll reveal all. Memories, i'do some again given the chance!!! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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Passing out though - this is weird - my then bed sit was a total mess I had been showing the people who helped me home all my MAMOD stuff :-[
That dates you a bit. I had a Mamod steam engine, meths burner and all. Regularly set fire to the kitchen floor.
Happy days :)
YEs I found my traction engine on the floor along with the SE3a
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mines 595.10 good times those were
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shocked last night my missus came up with £20 less than me !!!
thats why i love her so much !!!!!!!
although she didnt reveal the individual fines she did offer to volunteer them !!!!
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