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Chat Area => General Car Chat => Topic started by: tidla on 13 September 2010, 23:14:40
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yes before you start, there are those of a pink persuasion who know how to handle a power rear wheel drive motor..
but there are those that dont.
previous motor was a fwd manual audi 1.9td.
so how do you explain the " new" respectful way of driving a 3.0 auto in the wet??
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Find a big empty car park on a wet day? :) or just hide the keys ;)
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so how do you explain the " new" respectful way of driving a 3.0 auto in the wet??
tell her to leave it on the drive and you can buy her her own FWD car! :y :y :y
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the car is hers, the old escort van is mine along with the 3.0 bit..?
(as previous comment i have said to give it some beans on a dry, children, traffic, people, speed camera, community officer speed cam holding , neighbour hood watch free occasion...)
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I have a little plastic sign here in work on a colleagues desk.
It reads......
"Anything with Wheels or Tits will never mix successfully"
Wonder if he has the same problem??
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)
The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
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I agree, but he's a chauvanist, and I'm not!!
Funnily enough, he's not married/attached either.............
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I agree, but he's a chauvanist, and I'm not!!
Funnily enough, he's not married/attached either.............
I wonder why Mike!! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D ;)
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)
The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)
The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact
Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)
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Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y .....
but some are more equal than others! :y :y :y :y
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)
The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact
Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)
There can't have been any logic, you're a w..uuhhh I mean.. yes, your logic was infallible.
*runs and hides*
;D :D
[edit] Just because you don't all know me around here yet, I'll point out I really am joking .. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the only wit I have! :D
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)
The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact
Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)
There can't have been any logic, you're a w..uuhhh I mean.. yes, your logic was infallible.
*runs and hides*
;D :D
[edit] Just because you don't all know me around here yet, I'll point out I really am joking .. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the only wit I have! :D
Ok, this time I'll let you off! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
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Phew ;)
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)
The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact
Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)
you said 'Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle' which is not true
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)
The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact
Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)
you said 'Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle' which is not true
Yes, woman are as good (whatever good may mean for the man) as men! That is they can be a bad or as good in equal measure :D :D :D :D ;)
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Confucious he say...
"when in hole up to neck ..stop digging .... "
So I'm locking the JCB keys firmly out of reach on this thread !!!
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)
The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact
Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)
you said 'Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle' which is not true
Yes, woman are as good (whatever good may mean for the man) as men! That is they can be a bad or as good in equal measure :D :D :D :D ;)
Why do all your posts end with :D :D :D :D ;)?
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)
The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact
Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)
you said 'Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle' which is not true
Yes, woman are as good (whatever good may mean for the man) as men! That is they can be a bad or as good in equal measure :D :D :D :D ;)
Why do all your posts end with :D :D :D :D ;)?
To show I'm trying to be friendly! ::) ::) ::) ::)
But, with the absence of such smilies with your posts I suspect you are not being so friendly! :( :( :( :( :( :(
Now do you know the difference? Be careful how you answer and remember the forum rules of being nice to each other! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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I put a ' :D' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem? :D :D :D :D ;)
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I put a ' :D' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem? :D :D :D :D ;)
To start with using that word, which clearly is that word even with a rough attempt to hide it, means you didn't mean the smiley. Then you seem to be taking a very sexist line in a very serious way. Is that true or not? :-/ :-/ :-/
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I put a ' :D' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem? :D :D :D :D ;)
To start with using that word, which clearly is that word even with a rough attempt to hide it, means you didn't mean the smiley. Then you seem to be taking a very sexist line in a very serious way. Is that true or not? :-/ :-/ :-/
not
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I put a ' :D' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem? :D :D :D :D ;)
To start with using that word, which clearly is that word even with a rough attempt to hide it, means you didn't mean the smiley. Then you seem to be taking a very sexist line in a very serious way. Is that true or not? :-/ :-/ :-/
not
Good!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Start smiling more then or people on here can so eaily misinterupt a posters meanings! It has caused major problems on this forum before ;) ;) ;)
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I put a ' :D' next to the word bo*locks on one of my posts, whats your problem? :D :D :D :D ;)
To start with using that word, which clearly is that word even with a rough attempt to hide it, means you didn't mean the smiley. Then you seem to be taking a very sexist line in a very serious way. Is that true or not? :-/ :-/ :-/
not
Good!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Start smiling more then or people on here can so eaily misinterupt a posters meanings! It has caused major problems on this forum before ;) ;) ;)
Ok then I'll have a practice now :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Confucious he say...
"when in hole up to neck ..stop digging .... "
So I'm locking the JCB keys firmly out of reach on this thread !!!
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
;D ;D ;D splendid ;D ;D :y