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Title: Beat that if you can??
Post by: 78bex on 04 September 2011, 23:20:57
I looked for the confessional page on this forum, but couldn`t find one
Anyway, bless me farther for I have recently committed the following cock-ups
During an oil change last weekend I dropped my new vaux oil filter into the old oil
I drove off from filling up this morning without replacing  my petrol cap.
I completely forgot about the MOT test until I tried to renew the car tax at the end of Aug. (9 weeks out of date).
I reversed out of my driveway and ran over our posties bicycle ( I`ve been told to expect the bill soon).
And here`s the biggy..... I piled all my tesco shopping into the boot (which for some reason I left up) & the car refused to un-lock and let me in. A somewhat upset and unknown toddler screamed blue murder from the back seat as I tugged and pulled at the drivers door.
I took the cowards way out and quietly walked off, without my shopping to look for my car

Beat that if you can??
Title: Re: Beat that if you can??
Post by: YZ250 on 04 September 2011, 23:38:05
Perhaps all of your bad luck has come all at once and you'll have a clear run from now on.  ::)
I'd have got my shopping back pretty quick smart, especially if it was beer.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Beat that if you can??
Post by: 78bex on 04 September 2011, 23:45:47
No beer, Tesco boxers size xl
Title: Re: Beat that if you can??
Post by: Shackeng on 05 September 2011, 09:27:04
Quote
I looked for the confessional page on this forum, but couldn`t find one
Anyway, bless me farther for I have recently committed the following cock-ups
During an oil change last weekend I dropped my new vaux oil filter into the old oil
I drove off from filling up this morning without replacing  my petrol cap.
I completely forgot about the MOT test until I tried to renew the car tax at the end of Aug. (9 weeks out of date).
I reversed out of my driveway and ran over our posties bicycle ( I`ve been told to expect the bill soon).
And here`s the biggy..... I piled all my tesco shopping into the boot (which for some reason I left up) & the car refused to un-lock and let me in. A somewhat upset and unknown toddler screamed blue murder from the back seat as I tugged and pulled at the drivers door.
I took the cowards way out and quietly walked off, without my shopping to look for my car

Beat that if you can??

Pretty good, especially if you survived it all! ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Beat that if you can??
Post by: Nick W on 05 September 2011, 10:31:36
I recently drove into Tescos car park to do a job, spotted the car, and stopped by it.
Rang the owner as he wasn't with it, and told him I'd arrived.
He said "I know, I can see you, but the car is on the other side of the car park."
What are the odds of there being 2 red Montego estates in the same car park at the same time? That's probably all of them.
Title: Re: Beat that if you can??
Post by: Varche on 05 September 2011, 11:41:23
Quote
I looked for the confessional page on this forum, but couldn`t find one
Anyway, bless me farther for I have recently committed the following cock-ups
During an oil change last weekend I dropped my new vaux oil filter into the old oil
I drove off from filling up this morning without replacing  my petrol cap.
I completely forgot about the MOT test until I tried to renew the car tax at the end of Aug. (9 weeks out of date).
I reversed out of my driveway and ran over our posties bicycle ( I`ve been told to expect the bill soon).
And here`s the biggy..... I piled all my tesco shopping into the boot (which for some reason I left up) & the car refused to un-lock and let me in. A somewhat upset and unknown toddler screamed blue murder from the back seat as I tugged and pulled at the drivers door.
I took the cowards way out and quietly walked off, without my shopping to look for my car

Beat that if you can??

How is the sex change operation coming on? ;D ;D
Title: Re: Beat that if you can??
Post by: feeutfo on 05 September 2011, 11:53:04
  :D can't beat that, not even close  ;D
 :y