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Title: Hold on to your wallets.....
Post by: DaveL on 17 July 2007, 09:04:32
The sun has just come out up here in bonnie Scotland so thought I would share this joke with you ( do not take offence as this is passed to you all 3rd hand).

Short haul aircraft taking off from airfield down South of England.


Announcement over the intercom....''Good morning every one, this is your Captain speaking, we are travelling at 8,000 ft. at a speed of 350 Knts. I must remind you all to keep hold of your valuables as we will shortly be flying over Liverpool.''

 ;D ;D ;D
 8-)
DaveL
Title: Re: Hold on to your wallets.....
Post by: Markie on 17 July 2007, 10:09:10
ooooooh dear... ;D :-[

I reckon a certain scouser will retort  :P
Title: Re: Hold on to your wallets.....
Post by: STMO123 on 17 July 2007, 11:37:22
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The sun has just come out up here in bonnie Scotland so thought I would share this joke with you ( do not take offence as this is passed to you all 3rd hand).

Short haul aircraft taking off from airfield down South of England.


Announcement over the intercom....''Good morning every one, this is your Captain speaking, we are travelling at 8,000 ft. at a speed of 350 Knts. I must remind you all to keep hold of your valuables as we will shortly be flying over Liverpool.''

 ;D ;D ;D
 8-)
DaveL

No need to remind you though Jock, your 'valuables' are well tucked away I'll bet.

I saw a Jock drop a 10p piece once. He bent down so quick it hit him on the back of his head.
Title: Re: Hold on to your wallets.....
Post by: megaomega123 on 17 July 2007, 11:41:20
Lets even things up here.

What is the difference between batman and a scouser?

Batman can go out without robin.





How was copper wire invented?


2 Scots fighting over a penny.
Title: Re: Hold on to your wallets.....
Post by: STMO123 on 17 July 2007, 11:58:06
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Lets even things up here.

What is the difference between batman and a scouser?

Batman can go out without robin.





How was copper wire invented?


2 Scots fighting over a penny.

I like that ;D

Dont think much of the first one though >:(
Title: Re: Hold on to your wallets.....
Post by: DaveL on 17 July 2007, 13:04:31
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The sun has just come out up here in bonnie Scotland so thought I would share this joke with you ( do not take offence as this is passed to you all 3rd hand).

Short haul aircraft taking off from airfield down South of England.


Announcement over the intercom....''Good morning every one, this is your Captain speaking, we are travelling at 8,000 ft. at a speed of 350 Knts. I must remind you all to keep hold of your valuables as we will shortly be flying over Liverpool.''

 ;D ;D ;D
 8-)
DaveL

No need to remind you though Jock, your 'valuables' are well tucked away I'll bet.

I saw a Jock drop a 10p piece once. He bent down so quick it hit him on the back of his head.


ah ah you are assuming I am a jock. :)

P.S. I have a lot of relatives living in Liverpool, it was a Liverpudlian that told me the joke. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hold on to your wallets.....
Post by: DaveL on 17 July 2007, 13:09:04
Do you know why they put sides on a 50p coin? ::)





















So that they can prise the coin out of a jocks hand with a spanner. ;D ;D ;D ;D