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Title: corsa can
Post by: miggy on 02 August 2007, 16:57:05
Mrs Miggy has a new corsa c, 1.4 sxi+, she got herself the irnscher grill, i fitted that, she then got herself the lower bumper grills and fog light surrounds, she says, can you put them on for me.
Me being the person I am 8-) ;) said, corsa can ;D.
What a poxy job, not a case of popping out the old ones, no, had to drop the whole bloody bumper off, ten gallons of sweat and many words later its done.
Must say it looks the dogs Bs now.

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Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 17:00:57
Are you going to take the Corsa to Corsica.? ;D
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Post by: miggy on 02 August 2007, 17:05:21
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Are you going to take the Corsa to Corsica.? ;D
Corsa will, i might even drive down the Ford and see if i can book an holiday in Cortina or a week in granada. STOP STOP STOP we cannot start this again.


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Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 17:10:51
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Are you going to take the Corsa to Corsica.? ;D
Corsa will, i might even drive down the Ford and see if i can book an holiday in Cortina or a week in granada. STOP STOP STOP we cannot start this again.


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Yes lets not go there again... ;D ;D

But if you do go take the Scenic route.. ;D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 18:59:02
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Are you going to take the Corsa to Corsica.? ;D
Corsa will, i might even drive down the Ford and see if i can book an holiday in Cortina or a week in granada. STOP STOP STOP we cannot start this again.


 ;D ;D



Yes lets not go there again... ;D ;D

But if you do go take the Scenic route.. ;D

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: miggy on 02 August 2007, 19:20:48
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Are you going to take the Corsa to Corsica.? ;D
Corsa will, i might even drive down the Ford and see if i can book an holiday in Cortina or a week in granada. STOP STOP STOP we cannot start this again.


 ;D ;D



Yes lets not go there again... ;D ;D

But if you do go take the Scenic route.. ;D

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dont reply, Dont reply, Lock it, Lock it. ;D ;D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Danny on 02 August 2007, 19:33:56
no not yet, i'm still tryin to think of one! :y
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 19:40:18
My Dad used to have a Vauxhall. Viv, a mechanic, used to fix it for him.  :y

Bugger here I go again.  :'(
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: CaptainZok on 02 August 2007, 20:14:46
Really, my Dad's Vauxhall mechanic was called Victor. ;D ;D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 20:17:09
Then he had a Ford. Popular? No he wasn't!!
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: CaptainZok on 02 August 2007, 20:19:22
He used to drive his VX 4 90 minutes every day to work.
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 20:22:41
There was also a lag on day shift at Aston. Martin was his name as well.
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: CaptainZok on 02 August 2007, 20:26:17
Sometimes I can stay in Bed for days at a time
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 20:30:04
Funny, that having read my last post it did not seem to scan. i am not going to make the same mistake again.  :y
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 20:33:29
My mate Hillman used to take different Rootes and get lost..I had to Escort him sometimes but for fun he used to Dodge me..He picked up a Traveller called Morris and his dog Rover on his way to see his friend called Austin..
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: CaptainZok on 02 August 2007, 20:34:26
Get some more sausage Rolls, Royce loves them
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Chopsdad on 02 August 2007, 20:45:14
This thread is not very smart now is it boys? 8-)
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 20:49:56
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This thread is not very smart now is it boys? 8-)

Be a good lad and don't spoil their fun.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: CaptainZok on 02 August 2007, 20:54:47
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This thread is not very smart now is it boys? 8-)
YouR over the top with that comment aren't you?
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 21:05:14
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My mate Hillman used to take different Rootes and get lost..I had to Escort him sometimes but for fun he used to Dodge me..He picked up a Traveller called Morris and his dog Rover on his way to see his friend called Austin..

Hillmans sister Mercedes always wore a Mini skirt and was forever showing off her Volvo which she owned.. ;D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Ken T on 02 August 2007, 21:48:43
OK, who can use Volkswagen in a sentence ?. I'll send a Polo to the first answer!
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Nickbat on 02 August 2007, 22:42:02
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My mate Hillman used to take different Rootes and get lost..I had to Escort him sometimes but for fun he used to Dodge me..He picked up a Traveller called Morris and his dog Rover on his way to see his friend called Austin..

Hillmans sister Mercedes always wore a Mini skirt and was forever showing off her Volvo which she owned.. ;D

OOOh, the little Minx  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 22:49:16
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OK, who can use Volkswagen in a sentence ?. I'll send a Polo to the first answer!

I knew someone who owned a VW. He was a bit of a toerag.

Well, it is getting late. :(
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: miggy on 02 August 2007, 22:55:16
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OK, who can use Volkswagen in a sentence ?. I'll send a Polo to the first answer!

I knew someone who owned a VW. He was a bit of a toerag.

Well, it is getting late. :(

All this started from nickbat and his chippies, i aint got involved tonight, just sat back and watched to see how the thread drifted.
I value my posts

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Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 22:57:12
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OK, who can use Volkswagen in a sentence ?. I'll send a Polo to the first answer!

I knew someone who owned a VW. He was a bit of a toerag.

Well, it is getting late. :(

All this started from nickbat and his chippies, i aint got involved tonight, just sat back and watched to see how the thread drifted.
I value my posts

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

You building a fence too Miggy..?
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Nickbat on 02 August 2007, 23:08:37
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OK, who can use Volkswagen in a sentence ?. I'll send a Polo to the first answer!

I knew someone who owned a VW. He was a bit of a toerag.

Well, it is getting late. :(

All this started from nickbat and his chippies, i aint got involved tonight, just sat back and watched to see how the thread drifted.
I value my posts

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not my fault, miggy! Chippies are wood craftsmen to me, it was the others that thought of FISH n' chips. I plead not guilty to thread drift.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: miggy on 02 August 2007, 23:11:11
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OK, who can use Volkswagen in a sentence ?. I'll send a Polo to the first answer!

I knew someone who owned a VW. He was a bit of a toerag.

Well, it is getting late. :(

All this started from nickbat and his chippies, i aint got involved tonight, just sat back and watched to see how the thread drifted.
I value my posts

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not my fault, miggy! Chippies are wood craftsmen to me, it was the others that thought of FISH n' chips. I plead not guilty to thread drift.  ;D ;D ;D

Good though, got the grey matter working, kept me awake for Hell Drivers.

 :y :y
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 23:15:44
Yeah..LETS BE SENSIBLE FROM NOW ON. :y
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Anyone for a game of darts.. ;D ;D
Seriously its good to have a sense of humour and it has only tied up 1 thread to leave the more knowledgable ones to educate us.. :y

Nickbat..Its your fault.. :D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 23:18:23
I haven't laughed so much in ages.  :y :y
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 23:19:30
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I haven't laughed so much in ages.  :y :y

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Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: miggy on 02 August 2007, 23:20:22
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I haven't laughed so much in ages.  :y :y

I think every fish known was mentioned.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 23:21:21
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I haven't laughed so much in ages.  :y :y

I think every fish known was mentioned.

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Dont go there.. ;D
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Nickbat on 02 August 2007, 23:24:35
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I haven't laughed so much in ages.  :y :y

I think every fish known was mentioned.

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No sign of Haddock, though. :'( :'(
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 23:25:14
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I haven't laughed so much in ages.  :y :y

I think every fish known was mentioned.

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Dont go there.. ;D

I have an inkling your right, we shouldn't go there! :)
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 23:29:54
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I haven't laughed so much in ages.  :y :y

I think every fish known was mentioned.

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Dont go there.. ;D

I have an inkling your right, we shouldn't go there! :)

I suppose your off to St. Ives to do a spot of fishing this weekend Golfbuddy.. :y
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 August 2007, 23:37:53
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I haven't laughed so much in ages.  :y :y

I think every fish known was mentioned.

 ;D ;D ;D

Dont go there.. ;D

I have an inkling your right, we shouldn't go there! :)

I suppose your off to St. Ives to do a spot of fishing this weekend Golfbuddy.. :y

Well, I was until I saw the weather forecast. Might stay at home and leave Mrs GB down there. Worst of all the mother in law arrives this weekend just to spoil my holiday. Still, at her time of life it's a shame to spoil her fun. Now, there's a miserable old trout if ever I saw one.
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 02 August 2007, 23:42:40
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I haven't laughed so much in ages.  :y :y

I think every fish known was mentioned.

 ;D ;D ;D

Dont go there.. ;D

I have an inkling your right, we shouldn't go there! :)

I suppose your off to St. Ives to do a spot of fishing this weekend Golfbuddy.. :y

Well, I was until I saw the weather forecast. Might stay at home and leave Mrs GB down there. Worst of all the mother in law arrives this weekend just to spoil my holiday. Still, at her time of life it's a shame to spoil her fun. Now, there's a miserable old trout if ever I saw one.

Im not going there no more,, Im hakeing with laughter..
Title: Re: corsa can
Post by: Golfbuddy on 03 August 2007, 00:00:07
Slight change of tack. Was looking at this thread (http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1152645403;start=all) from the early days of the forum.

Very sensible and very interesting to see how things got going. Not a single mention of fish either.  :)