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Title: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 27 August 2007, 20:49:58
If my previous post was a little too much for this time of day have a look at this (http://www.caravantalk.org.uk/index.php?showtopic=15012) for a little light 'relief'.  ::)

Our topics seem quite sophisticated in comparison.
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 August 2007, 20:53:16
LOL.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thats bogging   :D
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Entwood on 27 August 2007, 20:57:55
One is inclined to wonder as to how (and why) you came to be perusing such a site ??   ;D

Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: ffcgary1 on 27 August 2007, 21:01:05
What made you go to that site in the first place, we need to know so that we can improve the posts on here. Bog rolls i ask you!!!!!!!!! :o
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 27 August 2007, 21:06:34
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What made you go to that site in the first place, we need to know so that we can improve the posts on here. Bog rolls i ask you!!!!!!!!! :o

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One is inclined to wonder as to how (and why) you came to be perusing such a site ??   ;D


Well, I was really bored as there isn't much going on tonight and I thougth they may give me some hints on servicing the brakes on my rolling road block.

The best bit is the fella who says that a certain brand of bog roll is good for his 'farmers'.  ;D ;D ;D

Isn't the internet a brilliant source of useless information?
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 August 2007, 21:09:16
It makes you think if you really want to stay in a field full of people that discuss bog rolls.. ;D :D
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 27 August 2007, 21:15:05
Sometimes we discuss chemicals.

Toilet chemicals that is. Is blue better that green? What do you use in the flush water? etc etc etc.

Oh the fun we have when caravanning.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Nickbat on 27 August 2007, 21:27:18
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It makes you think if you really want to stay in a field full of people that discuss bog rolls.. ;D :D

Yes, I'd much rather stay in this plaice and talk about important issues that matter to my sole.  ;D ;D ;D









If you weren't around here in early August, please ignore this. It's a red herring as far as the thread goes.
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 August 2007, 21:28:49
Funny how this have changed since i used to go caravanning, In them days we dedicated a tree for relief purposes and discussed which pub we would go to oh and whos turn it was to cook breakfast.. ;D

None of these fancy chemical tiolets and showers etc..
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Markjay on 27 August 2007, 21:33:40
I don't understand what is the problem. I am and Andrex man myself, though I might use Velvet if I can't get the proper stuff. But Andrex is not just softer, it also shears properly due to superior perforation, not to mention the perfect hoops.. We are allowed bog roll threads, aren't we?  :o




 ;D
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Nickbat on 27 August 2007, 21:42:48
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I don't understand what is the problem. I am and Andrex man myself, though I might use Velvet if I can't get the proper stuff. But Andrex is not just softer, it also shears properly due to superior perforation, not to mention the perfect hoops.. We are allowed bog roll threads, aren't we?  :o
 ;D

That's all very well, but how does it cope with the farmers?  ;)
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 27 August 2007, 21:43:35
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I don't understand what is the problem. I am and Andrex man myself, though I might use Velvet if I can't get the proper stuff. But Andrex is not just softer, it also shears properly due to superior perforation, not to mention the perfect hoops.. We are allowed bog roll threads, aren't we?  :o




 ;D

As long as you don't post any piccies.  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 27 August 2007, 21:50:04
So, I post a very serious philosphical question that has been troubling learned men for centuries and it slides off the end quicker than a halibut down a greasy pole. But, I post a link to a toilet roll thread on another forum and it gets twice as many replies!!!!

I think I have the measure of you guys now.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: The_Tigger on 27 August 2007, 21:57:39
 ;DDoes it really matter what bog roll you use as long as you have got something to wipe your as* with ;D
 :-*Love :-*
 :yTigger :y
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Markjay on 27 August 2007, 21:57:48
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I don't understand what is the problem. I am and Andrex man myself, though I might use Velvet if I can't get the proper stuff. But Andrex is not just softer, it also shears properly due to superior perforation, not to mention the perfect hoops.. We are allowed bog roll threads, aren't we?  :o




 ;D

As long as you don't post any piccies.  :o :o :o

'before' or 'after' pics?  :-?



Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 27 August 2007, 22:01:03
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;DDoes it really matter what bog roll you use as long as you have got something to wipe your ass with ;D
 :-*Love :-*
 :yTigger :y

Well, I was in Tesco in St Ives the other day and noticed that they still sell IZAL. For those of you who are old enough you will remember that was the stuff that was as absorbant as grease proof and as comfortable as sandpaper.  :'( :'(

That's all we had at school.
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: TheBoy on 27 August 2007, 22:03:06
Used to work for a large, ex-public company, and when I started, they used the standard 'Government Property' smear stuff  :o
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 27 August 2007, 22:07:25
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Used to work for a large, ex-public company, and when I started, they used the standard 'Government Property' smear stuff  :o

That stuff must have been invented by commitee. It was absolutely not fit for purpose.  :-? :-?
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: The_Tigger on 27 August 2007, 22:07:29
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;DDoes it really matter what bog roll you use as long as you have got something to wipe your ass with ;D
 :-*Love :-*
 :yTigger :y

Well, I was in Tesco in St Ives the other day and noticed that they still sell IZAL. For those of you who are old enough you will remember that was the stuff that was as absorbant as grease proof and as comfortable as sandpaper.  :'( :'(

That's all we had at school.

 :oI remember that at primary school. :o
 ;DAt least my mum got the soft stuff ;D
or would have had a sore as*
 :y :y :y

Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: TheBoy on 27 August 2007, 22:11:08
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Used to work for a large, ex-public company, and when I started, they used the standard 'Government Property' smear stuff  :o

That stuff must have been invented by commitee. It was absolutely not fit for purpose.  :-? :-?
Nah, designed that way.  Consider if you were in charge of the civil service - smear wipe cures too issues:

1) People nicking it (must stuff was nicked by employees)
2) Stop people, err, 'doing their business' in works time


Absolutely fit for purpose ;)
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 27 August 2007, 22:13:56
I feel much better now. We have our very own toilet roll thread.

Should I rename it so everyone can join in?

 ;D
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: The_Tigger on 27 August 2007, 22:17:04
Yes go on then :y
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 27 August 2007, 22:19:54
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Yes go on then :y

Naaah. It says we have to keep things clean and that defeats the object.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: The_Tigger on 27 August 2007, 22:22:24
HeHe

"Bog roll anyone"
Title: Re: Still Too Quiet...
Post by: Martin_1962 on 27 August 2007, 23:39:41
Tesco for us - I remember the tracing paper - works if you spit on it.

At a previous job I used to liberate paper for my bedsit