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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Baron Von Spongebob on 29 August 2007, 00:35:04
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Then there was the Essex girl who......
took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
sent a fax with a stamp on it.
tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
thought General Motors was in the army.
tripped over a cordless phone.
spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.
at the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here," put "Libra."
asked for a price check at the Pound Store.
studied for a blood test.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so she moved.
if she spoke her mind, would be speechless.
thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening
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not limited to just essex either!
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An Essex girl orders a pizza and when it is ready the guy asks if she would like it sliced into 4 or 8 section
The Essex girl replys 4 please As i will never eat 8 slices ;D ;D
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