Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: IrmscherKris on 03 September 2007, 08:54:41
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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been
sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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legend, heard it before but clearly forgot it until i reached the punchline ;D
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Wicked story ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D :y
Here is an old one:
Two blokes were walkin down the road and they see a dog licking it's own balls.
and one says to the other - "Man I wish I could do that"
The other says - "You better get to know him first..."
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;D ;D ;D :y
Here is an old one:
Two blokes were walkin down the road and they see a dog licking it's own balls.
and one says to the other - "Man I wish I could do that"
The other says - "You better get to know him first..."
Or.....Why do dogs do that?
Because they CAN