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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Timbuk on 06 September 2006, 21:24:33
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I've just been out to do a quote for a job as you do, and yes i do meet some strange people from time to time , hazards of the job, but this one has won first prize by a mile. I was only suposed to be looking at a few kitchen units. I was then shown the rest of the house( why ), the garden ( its raining and dark ) including the newly installed water feature. I was then personally introduced to the dog, the cat, a pug 106 in the garage and a guitar, followed by an invitation for myself and Mrs Timbuk to go round once a week for a glass of wine and some tuition in the art of guitaring :o Sorry, do i know you? TIME TO LEAVE
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I've met some strange one's in my time 2 but nothing like that plank ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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i HOPE YOU SAID YES, YOU MISERABLE, UNGRATEFUL B*****D :D
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You turning down free booze! :o
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i HOPE YOU SAID YES, YOU MISERABLE, UNGRATEFUL B*****D :D
Yep, first lesson tomorrow evening 7.30 sharp ;)
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You turning down free booze! :o
Yes i am, feel free to take my place ;)
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You turning down free booze! :o
Yes i am, feel free to take my place ;)
Thanks for the offer, but I'm busy........................forever!
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You turning down free booze! :o
Yes i am, feel free to take my place ;)
Thanks for the offer, but I'm busy........................forever!
Did someone mention the words, free & booze in one sentense? :o
where, where, where? gimme gimme gimme. ;D
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reminds me of the scene out of alan partridge where he gets friendly with the kitchen salesman....turns out he and wife were swingers....watch yersel there matey :D
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Perhaps theyre really nice people who just moved into the area and are trying to make friends.
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Or.. they could be the next Fred and Rose West looking for patio hardcore.
Your call.
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I used to do residential computer repairs for the company I worked for some years back. The stories I could tell ya!!
Y'd think on the face of it, going to peoples houses to carry out jobs is a fairly safe occupation. Well it ain't!! You really put tourself in the firing line~!!!
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I think the wierdest thing that happened to me was getting locked inside a womans house whilst installing her new Pc was quite shocked when she came in with wine and chocolates.
Never went there though as I made my excuses and a few calls to the office then out I went. :)
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Bad news, I got the job :o Starting it on Monday, May be gone some time :o
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Bad news, I got the job :o Starting it on Monday, May be gone some time :o
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Bad news, I got the job :o Starting it on Monday, May be gone some time :o
Hope you're back in time for Santa Pod!
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Bad news, I got the job :o Starting it on Monday, May be gone some time :o
Hope you're back in time for Santa Pod!
;)
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You obviously didn't realize that "do you wnt some guitar lessons" is code for me and my wife are SWINGERS ;D ;D ;D
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You obviously didn't realize that "do you wnt some guitar lessons" is code for me and my wife are SWINGERS ;D ;D ;D
I was half expecting ' We've got some friends in Sweden that live in a remote log cabin, would you like to meet them ' ;D
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Bad news, I got the job :o Starting it on Monday, May be gone some time :o
By the sounds of it, it was a forgone conclusion!!! ;D
Have a ball!!! ;)
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Reminds me of the bloke who asked his wife if she fancied back to back sex, how can you have back to back sex she said, we could ask the neighbours round he replied.
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try walking around with a camera the size of your leg and the ability to put people on tv.
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Starting this job in the morning, so if i don't make it home it was nice talking to you all [smiley=cry.gif]
Oh yeah, you can have my new nankangs AA ;)
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Starting this job in the morning, so if i don't make it home it was nice talking to you all [smiley=cry.gif]
Oh yeah, you can have my new nankangs AA ;)
Best of luck Tim [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
AA probably wont want your new nankangs......i expect he'll get another 50k miles out of his ;D
I'll have them tho :D
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Starting this job in the morning, so if i don't make it home it was nice talking to you all [smiley=cry.gif]
Oh yeah, you can have my new nankangs AA ;)
Best of luck Tim [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
AA probably wont want your new nankangs......i expect he'll get another 50k miles out of his ;D
I'll have them tho :D
Thats just greed TD, you've still got 17k left on yours :P
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17k = about 4 months.....i'll keep em nice and cosy in the shed....just in case u manage to escape....then you can have em back ;)
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17k = about 4 months.....i'll keep em nice and cosy in the shed....just in case u manage to escape....then you can have em back ;)
Very thoughtful of you TD. I've got Captainzok on standby with a pickaxe incase i end up under the patio ;D
Dunno why im larfin :o
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17k = about 4 months.....i'll keep em nice and cosy in the shed....just in case u manage to escape....then you can have em back ;)
Very thoughtful of you TD. I've got Captainzok on standby with a pickaxe incase i end up under the patio ;D
Dunno why im larfin :o
Could be the other way, did you spot mirrors on their bedroom ceiling when they gave you the grand tour......or 2 person showers in the bathroom ;D
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17k = about 4 months.....i'll keep em nice and cosy in the shed....just in case u manage to escape....then you can have em back ;)
Very thoughtful of you TD. I've got Captainzok on standby with a pickaxe incase i end up under the patio ;D
Dunno why im larfin :o
Could be the other way, did you spot mirrors on their bedroom ceiling when they gave you the grand tour......or 2 person showers in the bathroom ;D
It's the cellar that worries me :'(
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Tell them you've got mates that drive Omegas.....then go onto to explain how to change the cambelt/tensionsers etc.....change the hbv....change the head gaskets.....change the oil cooler....by this time they should have got extremly bored and left the building ;) ;D
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Tell them you've got mates that drive Omegas.....then go onto to explain how to change the cambelt/tensionsers etc.....change the hbv....change the head gaskets.....change the oil cooler....by this time they should have got extremly bored and left the building ;) ;D
I'm certainly not mentioning anything remotely linked to belts :D
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Ohhh just thought .....make sure they havent got an Omega.....coz they maybe interested in you explanations and stay :-/