Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 18 September 2007, 22:46:00
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I was being followed by an Omega, so at the next junction dived out with one of Mike Dundee's (the avatar knicker ;D) fliers, the women wound down her window "Give you husband this Duck! Its a sort of Club for Omega Owners" "Oh he will love that" she said......
So Chopsdad may have some competition ;D
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"Give you husband this Duck!
Why would he want a duck :D
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hahaha , its a stokey think duck , oatcakes and ducks!!!
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Up Hanley Duck ;D
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Yeah lol
Lost count how many times ive said that to a taxi driver. Had a night out and fell asleep on valentinos carpark only to be woken up by mr singh putting his stall up for the sunday market!!
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hahaha , its a stokey think duck , oatcakes and ducks!!!
Ah, massive ::)
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;D
Bloke I work with went to the Hope and Anchor at Cellarhead got leathered a decided to sleep in his van, got up on the Saturday morning and he was surrounded by Car Boot Stalls ;D had to ask everyone to move so he could go to work ;D ;D ;D
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My mate Dean came down one weekend , we went up hanley duck in his rover 1.slow and parked on the market carpark. We totally forgot about it and caught a taxi home. Woke up the next day and raced back up there in mine to find the car totally surrounded by market stalls! , Got a telling off by the local plod.
:-[
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Can someone translate for us souls that don't understand MASSIVE speak?
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;D , if you went into the BP station off the a500 near kidsgrove you would think the woman was speaking a foreign language.
A typical experience.....
{lady behind counter says} Hiya duck, you ok duck, what can i get you duck
{me} just the fuel please}
{lady behind counter says} Ok duck thats £25 duck please , thanks duck , £5 change duck , have a nice day duck , ta ra duck..........(next customer walks in) , hiya duck... and so on
lol ;D ;D
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These northener's always have to have a 'Duck' somewhere in there conflab don't they! ;D ;D
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i dont!!
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;D , if you went into the BP station off the a500 near kidsgrove you would think the woman was speaking a foreign language.
A typical experience.....
{lady behind counter says} Hiya duck, you ok duck, what can i get you duck
{me} just the fuel please}
{lady behind counter says} Ok duck thats £25 duck please , thanks duck , £5 change duck , have a nice day duck , ta ra duck..........(next customer walks in) , hiya duck... and so on
lol ;D ;D
"duck off!" springs to mind!!!
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We used to have a comic strip piece in the local paper "May un Mar Lady", an old man and woman and how they spoke to each other.
Have a look at this link see if you understand then ;D
http://www.thepotteries.org/dialect.html
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;D , if you went into the BP station off the a500 near kidsgrove you would think the woman was speaking a foreign language.
A typical experience.....
{lady behind counter says} Hiya duck, you ok duck, what can i get you duck
{me} just the fuel please}
{lady behind counter says} Ok duck thats £25 duck please , thanks duck , £5 change duck , have a nice day duck , ta ra duck..........(next customer walks in) , hiya duck... and so on
lol ;D ;D
"duck off!" springs to mind!!!
..seems also to be a saying in Nottinghamshire and parts of Lincolnshire, not just up North, but I suppose it depends on where abouts you are standing.
DaveL
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Beat this Chopsdad!!! there was an Omega Elite parked outside a shop so i went in and asked whos car it was ;D gave the bloke a flier ;)
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May un mar lady is still in the sentinel.
Cos kick a bow agin a wow till eet bosts wiv de ed!
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Beat this Chopsdad!!! there was an Omega Elite parked outside a shop so i went in and asked whos car it was ;D gave the bloke a flier ;)
Ahh, last week got a bloke in an elite pre-facelift, pulled up next to him at the lights, got him to wind down his windee, and gave him a flyer :y...... :P
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You may get your name up in the NEWS then eh Avatar Knicker ;D
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You may get your name up in the NEWS then eh Avatar Knicker ;D
Yeah and why not :y.............Oh and by the way I never knicked your avatar, you never had that as an avatar :P.................I'll sell it back to you if you like.... ;D ;D
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You may get your name up in the NEWS then eh Avatar Knicker ;D
Yeah and why not :y.............Oh and by the way I never knicked your avatar, you never had that as an avatar :P.................I'll sell it back to you if you like.... ;D ;D
Had to laugh when my Dad said Mike Dundee has taken a photo of your "Darth Vader"..... I said oh right wonder what he will be doing with that?? got to be a p*** take ;D ;D
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Get my pm loo knee?
Matt ;)
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You may get your name up in the NEWS then eh Avatar Knicker ;D
Yeah and why not :y.............Oh and by the way I never knicked your avatar, you never had that as an avatar :P.................I'll sell it back to you if you like.... ;D ;D
Had to laugh when my Dad said Mike Dundee has taken a photo of your "Darth Vader"..... I said oh right wonder what he will be doing with that?? got to be a p*** take ;D ;D
The funny thing was yer Dad never attempted or tried to stop me taking the pic :y.......anyway someone had to do it, you should'nt have left Darth in such an open to piss take place.......... ;D ;D ;D....almost time for a change of avatar :y
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You may get your name up in the NEWS then eh Avatar Knicker ;D
Yeah and why not :y.............Oh and by the way I never knicked your avatar, you never had that as an avatar :P.................I'll sell it back to you if you like.... ;D ;D
Had to laugh when my Dad said Mike Dundee has taken a photo of your "Darth Vader"..... I said oh right wonder what he will be doing with that?? got to be a p*** take ;D ;D
The funny thing was yer Dad never attempted or tried to stop me taking the pic :y.......anyway someone had to do it, you should'nt have left Darth in such an open to piss take place.......... ;D ;D ;D....almost time for a change of avatar :y
He thought it was funny too ;D As for Darth on the dash it was a present off our Girls as I call me Car Vader ;)
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You may get your name up in the NEWS then eh Avatar Knicker ;D
Yeah and why not :y.............Oh and by the way I never knicked your avatar, you never had that as an avatar :P.................I'll sell it back to you if you like.... ;D ;D
Had to laugh when my Dad said Mike Dundee has taken a photo of your "Darth Vader"..... I said oh right wonder what he will be doing with that?? got to be a p*** take ;D ;D
The funny thing was yer Dad never attempted or tried to stop me taking the pic :y.......anyway someone had to do it, you should'nt have left Darth in such an open to piss take place.......... ;D ;D ;D....almost time for a change of avatar :y
He thought it was funny too ;D As for Darth on the dash it was a present off our Girls as I call me Car Vader ;)
Yeah have to say it is a must have accessory :y