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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: JamesV6CDX on 21 September 2007, 23:19:42
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A Scottish ventriloquist visiting wales walks into a small village
and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll
have some fun, so he says to the welsh man "Can I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' alright"
Villager: (Look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play"
Villager: (Look of disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think"
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the
villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements"
Villager: (Total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a f'in liar!! "
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Spongebob will like that! ;D ;D
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I can tell you from experience. Not all sheep are liars.. :D
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I can tell you from experience. Not all sheep are liars.. :D
Been ratted out have you? ;D ;D
You really shouldn't have replied to this with the phrase 'from experience' . . . ::)
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I can tell you from experience. Not all sheep are liars.. :D
Don't forget the wellies...... ;)